Dear Todd Kincannon,
I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but we’re breaking up. You’re the former executive director of the your state’s Republican Party. I can appreciate a strong fiscal policy. You live in South Carolina. I hear Charleston is lovely at any time of year. You know how to use Twitter. That’s always a plus for a social media user like myself.
But then you tweeted a whole buttload of racist tweets about Trayvon Martin, the unarmed black teenager who was shot to death last year. And that shit ain’t cool. Keep reading »
Twitter’s #WhatToSayAfterSex hashtag is chock full of stupid/awful/offensive/misogynist post-sex one-liners. But there were a few that impressed me. Such as “That was amazing. It [was] like a wild leopard on acid on a roller coaster made of sweets.” Wow. If someone said that to me, I might propose right then and there. Actually, I had no idea people did anything besides besides eat, sleep or cuddle after sex. Huh. #WhoKnew. What do you say after sex? [Twitter]
In the past couple of months, I’ve tried something new: I’ve removed people from my life who were not adding anything to it. I de-friended on Facebook. I unfollowed on Twitter. I stopped responding to emails.
This is so unlike me. Keep reading »
Sofia Vergara tweeted this picture of herself “getting ready” the night before the Golden Globes. Yesss! This is how I like to see a celeb prepping for the red carpet: with massive amounts of frosting. See, and she still looked bangin’ in her blue mermaid-y number. Let them eat cake! [WOW]
Sunday night the Golden Globes go live, offering us tons of red carpet fashions, awards and celebrity hijinks. And guess what? We’re gonna be there! Okay, not there there, but chronicling the whole damn thing from home. Get the whole scoop by following us on Twitter — Julie is @havethehabit and Amelia is @xoamelia. Starting on Sunday, January 13 at 6 p.m., we’ll be there with all the gossip, analysis and hilarity. Obviously you need someone to talk to about what Anne Hathaway’s wearing, right? (And if you haven’t already, follow @thefrisky for more fun!) Oh, and don’t forget to bring along The Frisky’s Golden Globes Drinking Game so you can get plastered with us!
Mario Lopez’s wife Courtney tweeted this picture of him decorating the Christmas tree with their daughter Gia. I mean, I wish for his daughter’s sake that he was wearing something a little less bikini and a little more boxer-brief, but still, there’s no arguing … that’s a very nice view from behind. I think someone needs his own underwear line. [WOW]