“New Moon”‘s Voluri Revealed!
Don't pee yourself, Twilight fans. Check out these just-released posters of Volturi vampires "Jane" (Dakota Fanning looking RAD), "Caius" (Jamie Campbell Bower), and "Alec" (Cameron Bright). This is not saying much, because "Twilight" (the movie) was cheesy as hell (not that I didn't see it twice), but "New Moon" looks like it might just rule.
What Makes Vampire Sex So Hot?
It's been, let's see, almost three months since I've gotten laid. I've done a little making out, but in general, most of my sexual satisfaction these days is from watching "True Blood" every Sunday on HBO. It's been a big year for vampires, but an even bigger one for vampire sex, which has got everyone…
Vampires Are Yesterday’s News, Zombies Are The Hotties Of Tomorrow
The front page of the latest New York Times Style section is plastered with the faces of sexy vampires. Not that vampires are not the "it" sex symbols of the moment, but whenever the Times writes about something, that thing has inevitably jumped the shark. Not that I think the blood suckers from "Twilight" are…
Die-Hard “Twilight” Fans Go On A Tour In Forks, Washington
Forks, Washington, where the "Twilight" trilogy takes place, sounds like the most boring town in the world. The weather sucks and it's way the eff up in the middle of nowhere. I'm not surprised only 3,000 people live there. But delusional die-hard "Twilight" fans don't see it that way. Last weekend, $300 "Twilight" Forks tour…
Video: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Kills Edward Cullen!
This hilarious video by Jonathan McIntosh in genius. Watch the whole thing and, I promise, your day will be made. I love R-Patz as much as the next gal but his obsession with Bella is a little creepy. Buffy's reaction makes more sense.