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Quickies!: Brad Forgot To Zip His Fly, The U.K.’s Best Mommy & Kanye Wants To Do Bisexual Porn

  • Brad Pitt was out and about with his zipper down. Didn’t Angie check him out before he left the house? [DListed]
  • Mother of the Year! Shelley Price tells a mother effing newspaper all about how she’s never loved her 11-year-old daughter Catherine and them makes her pose for a miserable looking photograph. [Daily Mail U.K.]
  • Today is the first anniversary of Heath Ledger’s death. He was nominated for an Academy Award this morning for his work as The Joker in “The Dark Knight.” Check out the full list of nominees. [Oscar.com]
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    Taylor Lautner’s New Body Is…Nice!

    That’s all we’re going to say because Taylor Lautner is only 16, and we’ve never wanted to go to jail. Anyway, Taylor has definitely enhanced Jacob Black’s body by putting on 26 pounds, so far. And he really seems to enjoy his new physique, and so do we, especially when he flexes his biceps. Keep reading »

    Five Things You Didn’t Know About Taylor Lautner

    We are ecstatic to announce that Taylor Lautner will retain his role as Jacob Black in “New Moon,” the second movie in the “Twilight” series. Lautner hasn’t had many roles as a teenager, but he has worked consistently since he landed his first role in 2001. More facts about him after the jump. Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Ann Coulter Has A Bone To Pick With Single Mothers

  • Check out Ann Coulter’s appearance on “The Today Show” discussing her dislike for single mothers. Hmm, like Bristol Palin? [AOL]
  • Speaking of, Bristol Palin’s baby daddy Levi Johnston quit his job and little Tripp’s baby grandma, Sherry Johnston, plead not guilty to drug charges. Just an average day for the Palin-Johnston family. [National Enquirer]
  • Ha! This has got to be a joke. The porno industry is looking for a $5 million bailout. Yeah, right, like that’s going to happen. [College Candy]
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    Smell Like “Twilight”

    The entire time I was reading “Twilight” I obsessed over the way Edward smelled to Bella and the Bella smelled to Edward. So sweet! So enticing! So mouth-watering! I sort of thought that they both probably smelled similar to the smell wafting from the “Nuts 4 Nuts” carts on the street in New York City — overwhelmingly, almost nauseatingly sweet. Well, I’ll have to wonder no longer. There’s now a “Twilight”-branded fragrance! The bottle is shaped like an apple — as Perez Hilton points out, it’s a direct ripoff of the bottle for Nina Ricci’s fragrance — and you can bet every teenage girl in the universe is going to be spritzing this crap on in the hopes that a vampire smells them and comes running. [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

    10 Things To Look Forward To In ’09

    This year has been sort of a Debbie Downer. From the stock market slump, to the shocking death of Heath Ledger, to the lame duck President’s reversal of medical rights last week, things have been looking pretty glum. But I’m ready for a clean slate! So, for those of you who are with me and SO over ye ole ’08, here are 10 things to look forward to in 2009:

    1. Going To Bed With Jimmy Fallon: The former “Saturday Night Live” star will get his own late night show in Spring ’09. He’s taking over Conan’s slot and the giant ginger is moving on down into Jay Leno’s time.
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    RIP: Robert Pattinson’s Hair

    As I noted yesterday, “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson cut his hair. While it’s obvious that he’ll have to grow it back for the sequel “New Moon” — after all, Edward Cullen’s hair doesn’t CHANGE — I’m still mourning the loss of his luscious, dirty locks. Above, his hair in its many disheveled forms. Can you guess the chronological order of these photos, from the oldest to the most recent? Answers, after the jump, but no cheating! Keep reading »

    “Twilight” Sequel News: Actors Battle For Jacob Black

    Summit Studio can’t seem to save the “Twilight” drama for the screen. Chris Weitz replacing Catharine Hardwicke as director isn’t the only shake up for the “Twilight” sequel, “New Moon.” As we reported last week, the studio still isn’t sure baby-faced Taylor Lautner should continue to play Jacob Black, who is much bigger and beefier in the remaining books. Weitz and author Stephenie Meyer recently released statements explaining the casting drama. But neither statements confirmed Lautner’s return. In fact, a rep from Summit said, “The casting decision in regards to the character Jacob Black has yet to be made.” We now hear that Weitz is considering 26-year-old Michael Copon, the actor from the “Scorpion King 2,” for the new role of Jacob. Can you hear me screaming in agony? As I’m reading, New Moon, I picture Lautner and only Lautner as Jacob. However, Copon seems determined to land this role. And has even began self-advertising by changing his Facebook status to: “Michael Copon in a Twilight Zone!” But don’t count Lautner out yet because his agent has a plan to show Summit how a digitally beefed-up Lautner could work as the new Jacob. As if the Jacob drama wasn’t enough, another actor, Ben Barnes from “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian,” is jockeying for the role of Aro. And guess what? Barnes has the same manager as Copon and Cam Gigandet, who played James in “Twilight.” Shady![Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

    Even Sarah Haskins Thinks Edward Cullen Is Perfect

    I’ve been waiting for it, and finally, Sarah Haskins has targeted vampires, specifically the mania surrounding “Twilight.” Is Edward Cullen really the perfect boyfriend? Fans at a “Twilight” book signing try to convince her that he is. Hilarious! Keep reading »

    Edward Cullen J**zes In His Pants & Other Twilight Parodies

    When you do a search for “twilight spoof” or “twilight parody” on YouTube, there are hundreds of results, most of them made by fans. The one getting the most attention right now mashes up “Twilight” movie clips with “Saturday Night Live”‘s most recent digital short “J**z In My Pants” — check it out above, and then watch four other hilarious “Twilight” parodies, after the jump… Keep reading »

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