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Quotable: Robert Pattinson Just Saw “Twilight” For The First Time Last Week

“I just saw ‘Twilight’ on TV for the first time a few days ago … When my song came on, I was thinking, ‘That is so bizarre—I actually had a song in the movie.’ … And I haven’t read ['Breaking Dawn'] yet! I’m quite glad I haven’t read it. I didn’t intend to not read it until now; it’s quite exciting. I have no idea, I just heard brief rumors about what happens in the story, but I don’t really know what happens at all.”

—Robert Pattinson at an “Eclipse” press conference. He is either: A) just messing with us or B) two years behind on his pop culture. [Peace FM] Keep reading »

“Twishite” Or “Twilight”: Which One Will Have You Moaning?

OK, Twilight fans and haters, here is something you can all moan about. The biggest bummer about the series is the lack of hot and steamy sex scenes after hundreds of pages of mushy flirtation. With Stephfordy Mayo’s New Moan, the first book in the Twishite saga, this biting, heh, parody will leave you moaning with laughter. Say goodbye to Edward and Bella and hello to Heffa Lump and Teddy Kelledy. Please tell us the hero and heroine of Twishite actually get it on? We can’t be left high and dry twice. [$12.99, Urban Outfitters] Keep reading »

Quotable: Would You Spend Your Birthday In This Woman’s Guest Bedroom?

“One of my best friends says she wants to spend her birthday in there! Everyone who has seen my ‘Twilight’ room either loves it or thinks I’m crazy.”

– Linda Moore, 56, a die-hard “Twilight” fan, shows off her guest bedroom to People. Check out more “Twilight”-inspired interior decorating schemes here. Keep reading »

Use Your “Twilight” Credit Card To Buy More “Twilight” Stuff

So far I have been all for the “Twilight” takeover. I enjoyed watching the movies surrounded by hoards of Twihards, I bought my friend a “Team Jacob” shirt, and I even invested in a box of ridiculous “New Moon” Sweet Tarts. But now, “Eclipse” has come to … MasterCard. Yes, the company is making “Twilight” pre-paid debit cards, giving the movie franchise the closest thing to its own currency aside from printing Kristen Stewart’s brooding face on $20 bills. The new cards cater to a younger audience, allowing them to get online merchandise discounts and closely track their spending. But the payment option is open to anyone, so if you want your next purchase to be covered by Robert Pattinson, here’s what you need to know. Keep reading »

Robert Pattinson Has His Own Font

Robert Pattinson has had his face slapped on to some pretty bizarre stuff—remember the life-sized R-Patz pillow? Now a computer-savvy, Robsessed individual has crafted a font of Pattinson’s handwriting. Rightfully dubbed “RPattz,” the font is a collection of itsy bitsy, barely legible letters that don’t say much for Pattinson’s penmanship. The creator claims that all the characters were pulled from legitimate autographs found on Google. Regardless, it has Pattinson’s name attached to it and it’s free to download. Which means that Twihards can start writing the Pattinson-penned love sonnets and dirty notes that they always dreamed about. I have already downloaded “RPattz” and started mine: “Dear Kelli, I certainly will try to fight for Cedric Diggory to make a guest appearance in the final ‘Harry Potter‘ movie. Though I can’t promise you I will take more showers…” Awww! How dreamy. [Twilight Poison] Keep reading »

Teen Werewolf Gangs Running Wild At Texas High School

Ah, teenagers. One day they’re drinking vodka through their eyeballs. The next day they’re sexting each other to death. Now, teen werewolves are marauding through a high school in San Antonio, Texas. They like to chill out near the mall under a full moon, hang fake “wolf” tails from their bottoms and rock freaky contacts and fake fangs, and have undoubtedly seen “Twilight” one too many times. “They’re good kids,” says one mom. I thought this was a pretty amusing report until I got to the part about the neighborhood dog that disappeared. Now, I’m scared. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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