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A Choose Your Own Adventure “Eclipse” Game


I used to be a big fan of choose-your-own-adventure books, and I also used to be a big cheat. Meaning that when it came to picking my literary destiny, I would read the outcome of all the options, and pick the one that didn’t involve my scuba tank running out of air. But because it’s online, this new “Eclipse” 8-bit video game doesn’t allow me that luxury. And don’t expect your “Twilight” knowledge to get you through to a happy ending, either. As Bella, I chose to marry Edward and ended up getting beaten to death with a baseball bat by Victoria. So let’s just say there is some artistic license involved. Keep reading »

Quotable: Taylor Lautner Talks To His Abs

“[Taylor] talks to his abs! Kind of the way you talk to tomatoes if you want them to grow? So he sits there, he talks to them, and they grow. He’s got like a 10 pack now.”

Alex Meraz talks about his fellow wolfpacker, Taylor Lautner, at the premiere of “Eclipse” in Los Angeles last night [Radar]

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The “Jersey Shore” Kids Remake “Twilight”


I wonder if anyone camped out for 96 hours to see this spoof video, with the cast of “Jersey Shore” recreating “Twilight“? Snooki of course plays Bella, who gets a pickle cake for her birthday and punched in the face when she cuts her finger. The Situation plays Edward, complete with sparkly abs. As for Pauly D, Sammy, Ronnie, and Angelina—guess you’ll have to watch to see where they pop up. Keep reading »

10 Things To Do While Camping Out For “Eclipse”

I don’t even think it’s worth making fun of hardcore “Twilight” fans because they make it a lil’ too easy, what with their “Twilight”-themed bedrooms and all. According to People, since Monday, hundreds of Twi-hards have been camped out in front of the L.A. theater where the “Eclipse” movie premiere will be held on Thursday.

Four days is an awfully long time to be camped out on pavement, just inches away from your neighbor. I bet these diehard “Twilight” fans are getting a little bored, so here are 10 things they can do while waiting. Keep reading »

The Vampire Craze Goes Musical

I love a good spooky vampire story just as much as the next gal. As a kid I watched “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Angel” religiously. I’m addicted to “True Blood” and was totally down with “Twilight,” until it became weird and cultish. But recently, I’ve started to become a bit wary of the blood-sucking craze. I mean, “The Vampire Diaries” looks craptastic. But now someone has taken the obsession to new heights. A rock musical called “I Kissed A Vampire!” will be making an appearance at the Seattle International Film Festival. It stars Lucas Grabeel and Drew Seeley of of “High School Musical,” plus newcomer Adrian Slade. The flick is about a boy who gets bitten by an exchange student and turns into a vampire. The dude’s fangs pop out every time he gets close to the girl he likes which, if you ask me, sounds a whole lot like “Twilight.” Nonetheless, the girl totally wants his bod and she eventually gets bitten. When the chick starts dressing goth and eating raw meat, she flips and the two decide they have to find a cure. I’m sort of yearning for the old days when vampires were evil and dangerous, not smitten and corny. What about you? [I Kissed A Vampire] Keep reading »

“Twilight” Girls Vamping It For Vanity Fair

Wolf whistle! Check out “Eclipse” stars Dakota Fanning, Bryce Dallas Howard (replacing Rachelle Lefevre as the evil vampire, Victoria), and Ashley Greene vamping it up in a new Hollywood glamour-inspired Vanity Fair spread. Oh, puns, will you ever get old? [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

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