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Quotable: Taylor Lautner Talks To His Abs

“[Taylor] talks to his abs! Kind of the way you talk to tomatoes if you want them to grow? So he sits there, he talks to them, and they grow. He’s got like a 10 pack now.”

Alex Meraz talks about his fellow wolfpacker, Taylor Lautner, at the premiere of “Eclipse” in Los Angeles last night [Radar]

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The “Jersey Shore” Kids Remake “Twilight”


I wonder if anyone camped out for 96 hours to see this spoof video, with the cast of “Jersey Shore” recreating “Twilight“? Snooki of course plays Bella, who gets a pickle cake for her birthday and punched in the face when she cuts her finger. The Situation plays Edward, complete with sparkly abs. As for Pauly D, Sammy, Ronnie, and Angelina—guess you’ll have to watch to see where they pop up. Keep reading »

10 Things To Do While Camping Out For “Eclipse”

I don’t even think it’s worth making fun of hardcore “Twilight” fans because they make it a lil’ too easy, what with their “Twilight”-themed bedrooms and all. According to People, since Monday, hundreds of Twi-hards have been camped out in front of the L.A. theater where the “Eclipse” movie premiere will be held on Thursday.

Four days is an awfully long time to be camped out on pavement, just inches away from your neighbor. I bet these diehard “Twilight” fans are getting a little bored, so here are 10 things they can do while waiting. Keep reading »

The Vampire Craze Goes Musical

I love a good spooky vampire story just as much as the next gal. As a kid I watched “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Angel” religiously. I’m addicted to “True Blood” and was totally down with “Twilight,” until it became weird and cultish. But recently, I’ve started to become a bit wary of the blood-sucking craze. I mean, “The Vampire Diaries” looks craptastic. But now someone has taken the obsession to new heights. A rock musical called “I Kissed A Vampire!” will be making an appearance at the Seattle International Film Festival. It stars Lucas Grabeel and Drew Seeley of of “High School Musical,” plus newcomer Adrian Slade. The flick is about a boy who gets bitten by an exchange student and turns into a vampire. The dude’s fangs pop out every time he gets close to the girl he likes which, if you ask me, sounds a whole lot like “Twilight.” Nonetheless, the girl totally wants his bod and she eventually gets bitten. When the chick starts dressing goth and eating raw meat, she flips and the two decide they have to find a cure. I’m sort of yearning for the old days when vampires were evil and dangerous, not smitten and corny. What about you? [I Kissed A Vampire] Keep reading »

“Twilight” Girls Vamping It For Vanity Fair

Wolf whistle! Check out “Eclipse” stars Dakota Fanning, Bryce Dallas Howard (replacing Rachelle Lefevre as the evil vampire, Victoria), and Ashley Greene vamping it up in a new Hollywood glamour-inspired Vanity Fair spread. Oh, puns, will you ever get old? [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Quotable: Robert Pattinson’s Big On Foreplay, Thinks He’ll Die Before 30 & Wants A Date!

“They like that moment before [sex] … the kind of tipping point before it goes over. I mean, everybody likes that. That’s the best part, for a relationship.”

Robert Pattinson explains why he thinks folks find the “Twilight” flicks so arousing. [People]

Since “Eclipse” opens in two weeks, RPatz is doing serious press rounds these days and saying all sorts of interesting things. Two more after the jump. Keep reading »

Quotable: Robert Pattinson Just Saw “Twilight” For The First Time Last Week

“I just saw ‘Twilight’ on TV for the first time a few days ago … When my song came on, I was thinking, ‘That is so bizarre—I actually had a song in the movie.’ … And I haven’t read ['Breaking Dawn'] yet! I’m quite glad I haven’t read it. I didn’t intend to not read it until now; it’s quite exciting. I have no idea, I just heard brief rumors about what happens in the story, but I don’t really know what happens at all.”

—Robert Pattinson at an “Eclipse” press conference. He is either: A) just messing with us or B) two years behind on his pop culture. [Peace FM] Keep reading »

“Twishite” Or “Twilight”: Which One Will Have You Moaning?

OK, Twilight fans and haters, here is something you can all moan about. The biggest bummer about the series is the lack of hot and steamy sex scenes after hundreds of pages of mushy flirtation. With Stephfordy Mayo’s New Moan, the first book in the Twishite saga, this biting, heh, parody will leave you moaning with laughter. Say goodbye to Edward and Bella and hello to Heffa Lump and Teddy Kelledy. Please tell us the hero and heroine of Twishite actually get it on? We can’t be left high and dry twice. [$12.99, Urban Outfitters] Keep reading »

Quotable: Would You Spend Your Birthday In This Woman’s Guest Bedroom?

“One of my best friends says she wants to spend her birthday in there! Everyone who has seen my ‘Twilight’ room either loves it or thinks I’m crazy.”

– Linda Moore, 56, a die-hard “Twilight” fan, shows off her guest bedroom to People. Check out more “Twilight”-inspired interior decorating schemes here. Keep reading »

Use Your “Twilight” Credit Card To Buy More “Twilight” Stuff

So far I have been all for the “Twilight” takeover. I enjoyed watching the movies surrounded by hoards of Twihards, I bought my friend a “Team Jacob” shirt, and I even invested in a box of ridiculous “New Moon” Sweet Tarts. But now, “Eclipse” has come to … MasterCard. Yes, the company is making “Twilight” pre-paid debit cards, giving the movie franchise the closest thing to its own currency aside from printing Kristen Stewart’s brooding face on $20 bills. The new cards cater to a younger audience, allowing them to get online merchandise discounts and closely track their spending. But the payment option is open to anyone, so if you want your next purchase to be covered by Robert Pattinson, here’s what you need to know. Keep reading »

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