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Erotic Twilight Fanfic Duo Nabs 5-Book Deal With Simon & Schuster

The Mary SueApril 10, 2013 //

Congratulations, writers of Beautiful Bastard, you just got a five-book deal for creating hot, steamy Twilight fanfiction.

Seriously though, good on them.

We previously reported fanfic authors Christina Hobbs and Lauren Billings (who go by the pen name Christina Lauren) had landed a two-book deal with Simon & Schuster for their workThe Office. That was reworked into Beautiful Bastard, which will be released February 12, 2013, and a second book, Beautiful Stranger, will come out May 28, 2013. The premise, as written by The Hollywood Reporter:

The Office, which reimagined the Edward Cullen-Bella Swan relationship as a steamy love/hate romance between a boss and his assistant, was one of the pioneers of the Twilight fanfic genre, generating more than two million downloads, before being taken offline by the author in 2009…Beautiful Bastard tells the story of the whip-smart Chloe Mills, an intern at a company who is about to earn her MBA and embark on successful career, but finds her herself caught up in a steamy love/hate relationship with her ‘exacting, blunt inconsiderate’ boss Bennett Ryan.”

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This Woman Covered Herself In “Twilight” Tattoos–And You’ll Never Guess Why

Winona Dimeo-EdigerFebruary 13, 2013 //
No regrets!

This is 51-year-old Cathy Ward. Back in 2008, Cathy started reading the Twilight books, and became so engrossed by the story that she forgot to eat, and ended up losing six dress sizes. To honor her new favorite books and her new body, she decided to cover every inch of her skin with Twilight tattoos. She’s currently almost finished with her back and arms, which include detailed portraits of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner. “I’m still continuing with them,” she says. “We’ve got plans and designs for my legs next year – the aim is to cover my whole body.” Reaching her goal will require hundreds of hours at the tattoo shop and an estimated $30,000 on top of the $11,000 she’s already spent, but Cathy insists it’s worth it. “I’m having a blast,” she says. [Oddity Central]

10 More Terrible Twilight Tattoos
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Best/Worst Tattoos
The 10 best and worst tattoos in homage to "Twilight." Read More »
Crazy Fan Tattoos
17 crazy, disturbing, and permanent odes to celebs. 35 Photos »
Anal Tattoo
A video of a woman getting an anal tattoo. Watch »

Watch “Twilight”‘s Bronson Pelletier Pee Inside An Airport

Jessica WakemanJanuary 3, 2013 //
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Celebrities Peeing In Public
These celebs have peed in public. 12 Photos »
To Pee Or Not To Pee...
...specifically in the shower. Do you? Read More »
Peeing Or Squirting?
7 ways to know if you're a female ejaculator. Read More »
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Twilight Star Takes A Leak
  • Video has emerged of 25-year-old “Twilight” actor Bronson Pelletier, who plays one of the guys in the wolf pack, drunkenly peeing inside a Los Angeles airport. It’s kinda amazing — he takes a piss right on the carpet with tons of people staring at him. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Students from Newtown’s Sandy Hook Elementary are heading back to classes today at a new school building  in Monroe, Connecticut. [Newser]
  • Kim Kardashian ate at a sushi restaurant and her mere proximity to raw fish while pregnant has people screaming that’s she’s a bad mom. It’s going to be a lonnnnng pregnancy. [The Stir]

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Dear Santa, I Want A Vampire Baby…

Jessica WakemanDecember 9, 2012 //
Meet A "Real" Vampire
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John Reason claims he is a vampire who drinks blood from his "donor." Read More »
Vampire On The Loose
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Serbian village issues a public health warning over a vampire. Read More »
Reborn Dolls
That's not a real baby. It's a reborn doll. Read More »
Twilight vampire reborn doll

… wrote no one ever.

We’ve written about “reborn dolls” before: they are extremely lifelike baby dolls which are often purchased by women who have suffered miscarriages and/or had abortions. Often women dress them up in outfits and give them names. The dolls are usually pretty creepy-looking on their own, but this vampire baby reborn doll for sale on Etsy.com is gives me extra chills. Keep reading »

In Defense Of (Being A Fan Of) “Twilight”

The Mary SueNovember 30, 2012 //

Between The Hunger Games, Twilight, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, etc. etc., it seems that of late the publishing industry has more sway in Hollywood than ever before. (I could go on about the perception that the film industry is “creatively bankrupt,” but that, dear readers, is another story and shall be told another time.) This recent glut of book adaptations has led The Hollywood Reporter to create its first list of Hollywood’s 25 Most Powerful Authors. Included on the list are eight female authors: EL James (#4), Suzanne Collins (#5),Stephenie Meyer (#10), J.K. Rowling (#11), Charlaine Harris (#14), Laura Hillenbrand(#19), Candace Bushnell (#21), and Gillian Flynn (#22).

Yeah, I can see you gritting your teeth at Stephenie Meyer being included above J.K. Rowling. Stop it.

We need to talk about Twilight hate. Read more…

A “Real” Vampire Talks About Drinking Blood, The “Twilight” Films

Jessica WakemanNovember 21, 2012 //
Why Women Love Vampires
John DeVore on a crucial difference between men and women. Read More »
Is He A Vampire?
How to know if you're dating a vampire. Read More »
Sexy Vampires
A tour of our favorite sexy bloodsuckers. 19 Photos »
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Pardon my ignorance, but I was not aware that there were people who called themselves vampires. Even being A Person Who Is On The Internet All The Time, this had eluded me. But alas, Movies.com has found the “Twilight” interview to end all “Twilight” interviews: a man named John Reason who lives in East Texas and claims he realized at age 14 that he is a vampire. John rides a motorcycle, wears cowboy boots, and was married for seven years … which all sounds pretty normal until you get to the part where he runs a site called RealVampireNews.com.

After the jump, here are some of the oddest tidbits from John Reason’s interview with Movies.com. Keep reading »

Robert Pattinson Hates His Life, Is Bizarre And Hilarious

Rachel KrauseNovember 20, 2012 //
"Twilight" Sex Scenes
Would have been better with a walrus, right? Read More »
Rob Loves Dogs
No to humans, yes to canines. Read More »
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All The Stars (And Then Some) At The Premiere Of "Breaking Dawn: Part 2"
Check out what the stars wore to the film's LA premiere. 11 Photos »

You hate “Twilight,” right? Just seeing those stupid promotional posters hanging in the movie theatre where you went to see something super-intellectual like, oh, I don’t know, fucking “Argo” or something, gives you an innate visceral malaise. Well, you know who hates it more? Robert Pattinson. You know, the star of the whole damn thing? Yeah, well, he hates “Twilight.” He is sick to death of “Twilight.” Coincidentally, he would also like to break the hands and mouth of whoever coined the name “R. Pattz.” And he hates his life. And you absolutely must see R. Pattz Hates His Life, a Tumblr full of GIFs that demonstrate just how much Rob hates his life. And “Twilight.” He’s out of his mind and it is fantastic. That Kristen Stewart is a lucky girl. Livin’ the dream of all weirdos everywhere. [Robert Pattinson Hates His Life]

Robert Pattinson Thinks A Walrus Might Spice Up The “Twilight” Sex Scenes

Winona Dimeo-EdigerNovember 19, 2012 //
Robert And Kristen
The director of "Twilight" says they had instant heat. Read More »
Rob's first interview
He ate ice cream with Jon Stewart after his break-up. Read More »
In Defense Of Twilight
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Why's "Twilight" so hot? There's a lot of holding back before letting go. Read More »
Lotta Look: Kristen Stewart
Or, more specifically: lotta belly button! Read More »
Quotable

“I would put [the sex scene] the last day of the schedule, [and] say, ‘Listen, I’ve got to have a closed set. It’s really, really important. No one can see the monitors or anything,’ and then just put like a walrus in or something.”

–Robert Pattinson responds to a question from BBC Radio 1 about what he would do if he were the director of “Twilight: Breaking Dawn.” Yep, he would use his new-found authority to add a walrus to the sex scenes. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we love Robert Pattinson. [People]

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Love It Or Leave It: Kristen Stewart’s Madrid Premiere Look?

Rachel KrauseNovember 17, 2012 //
Breaking Dawn 2 Premiere
All The Stars (And Then Some) At The Premiere Of "Breaking Dawn: Part 2"
Check out what the stars wore to the film's LA premiere. 11 Photos »
Kristen's Cray Jumpsuit
Sweet bellybutton! Read More »
Kristen On Love Triangles
The actress has a loaded conversation for "Twilight." Read More »
Kristen As Patti Smith?
The legendary rock star wants Kristen to play her in a movie. Read More »

Kristen Stewart is all over the place right now promoting “Breaking Dawn: Part 2,” and given her newly minted sartorial risk-taker status (seriously, girlfriend is really going for it these days), we are just full of trampire fashion fodder. (I say that in an endearing way. J’aime K. Stew.) Her latest look is this chromed highlighter yellow Dior minidress — it hasn’t appeared on the runway, which is all the proof we need to believe that Raf Simons cut this especially for Kristen. Roughly translated into plain English from fashion world vernacular: “You are a big fucking deal.” The “Twilight” starlet finished off the neon look with a pair of patterned black-and-white pumps, complete with spiked ankle straps (which, it’s worth noting, she loved so much she wore them to a Spanish talk show appearance earlier in the day). Personally, I’m erring on the side of this look being so wrong it’s right. What say you?

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RIP Society: Cops Thwart “Twilight” Movie Theater Massacre In Missouri

Jessica WakemanNovember 16, 2012 //
Tragedy In Colorado
A gunman killed 12 and injured 50 at showing of "The Dark Knight Rises." Read More »
Killer's Match.com Profile
Ladies, he wants kids. Ugh. Read More »
On Heroism
On the Aurora shooting and the myth of men's obligation to be heroes. Read More »
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Police in Missouri have disbanded an alleged plot by a 20-year-old man named Blaec Lammers to shoot up a screening of “Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part Two” in the same way as this summer’s shooting in Aurora, Colorado, during a screening of “The Dark Knight Rises.” Lammers had purchased a ticket for a screening of “Breaking Dawn, Part Two” in Bolivar, MS MO, and had two assault rifles with 400 rounds of ammo. He was charged on Friday with making a terrorist threat, first-degree assault, and criminal action. Keep reading »

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