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Lindsay Lohan & Jimmy Fallon Prove That It’s All About Scrumping Now

EWWWWWW!

Forget twerking! It’s all about scrumping now. Newly sober Lindsay Lohan managed to stay in an upright position long enough for this Jimmy Fallon skit all about the hottest new Teen Nick show, “EW,” and scrumping, which is so not EW. (And yes, I am old, and had to check with Mr. Google that skrumping is not a real thing.) [YouTube]

Big Freedia Sets The World Record For Most People Twerking

Twerk! Twerk! Twerk!

To promote her his new show on Fuse, “Big Freedia: Queen of the Bounce,” Big Freedia gathered over 350 other people in Herald Square in New York City and set the Guinness world record for most people twerking. And no, Miley Cyrus wasn’t among them. So, how does one go about setting a world record? Well, you can’t just do what you want. Guinness set the rules for this twerking event and they were as follow: Keep reading »

Can New York Set A Record For The Most People Twerking At Once?

New Orleans “Bounce Queen” Big Freedia is taking to New York City’s Herald Square in an attempt to set the Guinness World Record for most people twerking simultaneously. Big Freedia’s goal is 250 twerkers (just typing “twerker” makes our spell check want to explode), though any relatively large number will suffice as, surprisingly, this record has not yet been recorded by Guinness. Read more at iVillage…

Mom Shames 7th Grade Daughter For Twerking At School Dance By Making Her Hold Sign In Busy Intersection

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Parenting Trend: Public Humiliation!

Parenting: you’re doing it wrong.

Bakersfield, California, mother Frances Hena asked a local news station whether she was supposed to “whoop” her 11-year-old daughter instead, which was clearly the only other alternative to making young Jamie stand in a busy intersection with a sign reading, “I was disrespecting my parents by twerking at a school dance.” Hena thinks that publicly embarrassing her daughter will teach the kid not to twerk. Had she watched Miley Cyrus’ twerk-performance at the VMAs, she would understand twerkers are plenty capable of embarrassing themselves, thank you. Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Twerked With & Spanked A Little Person On German TV

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Miley Cyrus Twerked With & Spanked A Little Person
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  • Miley Cyrus latest human-being-turned-performance-prop? A little person. Sigh. [The Blemish]
  • Speaking of twerking, the hosts of “The View” twerked today so OH MY GOD TWERKING IS SO OVER PLEASE STOP. [Death & Taxes]
  • Miranda Kerr had a rather epic nip slip on the red carpet … though it certainly seems intentional. [Celebuzz]
  • A 28-year-old English woman has shelled out a boatload of dough for plastic surgery so she can look like 46-year-old Pamela Anderson. [The Stir] Keep reading »

This Twerking Video Is So Hot It’s On Fire

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Worst twerk fail EVER!
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"Queen Of Bounce" Big Freedia Critiques Miley's Twerking Abilities
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“I tried making a sexy twerk video for my boyfriend and things got a little too hot,” said YouTube user, Caitlin Heller, who literally set her house on fire while doing the dance. No, her butt didn’t spontaneously combust. While twerking against her unlocked front door, her roommate came home knocking her over into a coffee table full of lit candles, which set her living room aflame. Why she had candles lit while twerking? Who knows. It’s a good reminder that twerking — along with corrupting the moral fiber of our country — can be very, very dangerous. Also, you’ll laugh your ass off. [The Daily Dot]

Update:  As many people suspected, Jimmy Kimmel has announced that this video was a fake made by his team in the hopes that everyone would stop twerking. Oh well, it was still hilarious. [Gawker]

Doddering Old Man Blames Miley Cyrus For The Steubenville Rape, Basically

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Richard Cohen is a columnist for the Washington Post. He’s also a Roman Polanski apologist, a Clarence Thomas apologist, and a man who’s been personally called out for lewd behavior in front of a 23-year-old aide. So it’s no surprise that Cohen has absolutely nothing good to say about Miley Cyrus and her much ballyhooed twerk-happy VMA performance. In fact, says Cohen, he was so perturbed by the performance that he had to look up the definition of “twerk” in ye olde spellcheck. (We picture him doing this with the help of the Microsoft Office talking paper clip, Clippy, natch.)

Of the performance, Cohen said. “She’s a cheap act, no doubt about it, but for me her performance was an opportunity to discuss one of the summer’s most arresting pieces of journalism — a long New Yorker account [by Ariel Levy] of what became known as the Steubenville Rape. Cyrus should read it.”

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“Queen Of Bounce” Big Freedia Critiques Miley’s Twerking Abilities

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“She was going too far. She’s trying to twerk, but don’t know how to twerk. …We have a dance in bounce music called “exercising” where you just open your legs and shake your butt a little bit from side to side. It was that part she did in front of Robin Thicke, but she still didn’t even get that right because she didn’t have any butt control. She needs more practice. … Just get me and Miley together so I could give her ass some lessons.”

– Big Freedia, a New Orleans musician and the so-called “Queen of Bounce,” is not so impressed with Miley Cyrus’s twerk-happy display at the MTV VMAs. Freedia spoke to Fuse about all the hype surrounding Miley’s “discovery” of twerk, a dance style that’s been around for 20 years at least. Freedia echoed those who criticize Cyrus for appropriating — and not that well — something Black culture has been doing for years, saying, ”It’s offensive to black culture and black women who’ve been twerking for years. Every time we do something, people want to snatch it and run with it and put their name on it.” If you want to see how twerking is really done, behold Freedia’s “twerk pyramid” after the jump! [Fuse TV] Keep reading »

Billy Ray Cyrus Totally Woulda Been Twerkin’ If He Had A Foam Finger Like Miley

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  • Billy Ray Cyrus on Miley’s twerkin’ at the VMAs, according to Miley’s Twitter: “Mile, if twerkin woulda been invented…. And I had a foam finger…. I woulda done the same thang you did.” [Twitter]
  • As for Miley’s fiance Liam Hemsworth? According to The New York Post, “Liam really does care about Miley, but her racy new look and sort of ghetto attitude isn’t exactly what he signed up for.” [Page Six]
  • Kyle Chandler, aka Coach Eric Taylor, says that he’s not interested in doing a “Friday Night Lights” movie and that he likes the way the TV series ended. To quote a friend of mine upon reading this news, “I FEEL PERSONALLY BETRAYED.” Coach Taylor, why you gotta be like that?! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Collaborate On Song Called, Duh, “Twerk”

Miley's VMA Performance
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Miley Cyrus Twerks At Juicy J Concert
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Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Collaborate On Song Called, Duh, "Twerk"
The Apocalypse Is Coming!

Oh lordy. The end is nigh. Rapper Lil Twist hath signaled the beginning of Earth’s destruction by bringing together Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber for a song called “Twerk.” While you listen, I’ll just be rocking myself back and forth for comfort in the corner of my bomb shelter.

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