Posts tagged "tv"

They Can Just Stop Making Cooking Shows Now That “MasterChef Junior” Is On The Way

Some programming geniuses at FOX cracked the code for the Holy Grail of food TV. “MasterChef Junior,” a spinoff of “MasterChef” but with kids, pretty much fulfills all of my cooking show hopes and dreams. Premiering on September 27th, the show will feature young culinary virtuosos ages 8 to 13. The young contestants will face…

Ami Angelowicz / August 16, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Lands Guest Role On “Eastbound & Down”

Lindsay Lohan is a working girl again.
Just two weeks after completing a 90 days of court-ordered 90 treatment, she has landed her first post-rehab acting gig: a guest role on HBO’s raunchy, R-rated sitcom, “Eastbound & Down,” in its upcoming fourth and final season. Read more at Celebuzz…

Celebuzz / August 15, 2013

Impressively Detailed Map Of Westeros Is Colorful And Gorgeous

“Game Of Thrones”‘ Westeros and the lands beyond the narrow sea make for a big world, but artist J.E. Fullerton has rendered the entirety in an amazingly detailed map full to the brim with world building references, geographical features, cities, roads, the locations of various houses, and more. We’ve picked out some of the major…

The Mary Sue / August 14, 2013

Spielberg-Produced Female Astronaut Drama Greenlit By CBS

If Steven Spielberg’s resume as a director has an equal, it’s his legacy as a producer. Well, at least it is for this fan of “Pinky and the Brain”, “Animaniacs”, “Freakazoid!”, and “Tiny Toon Adventures”.
Okay, I suppose he’s also produced some live action television that’s made its mark, and that’s probably the legacy that…

The Mary Sue / August 8, 2013

Ellen DeGeneres At War With Wannabe Talk Show Host Kris Jenner?

Ellen DeGeneres, the ruler of daytime talk shows, has allegedly come out against Kris Jenner and her desperate attempts to continue her Kardashian brand via a talk show, which many people aren’t entirely crazy about. The National Enquirer has made a claim that Ellen is outraged over Kris’s explosion onto the scene, and the fact…

Celeb Dirty Laundry / August 4, 2013

“Walking Dead” Fan Mom Tries To Hunt Down Norman Reedus With 3 Kids In Tow

On July 28, a police officer responded to reports of a burglary in progress at a home in LaGrange, Georgia. At the front door he discovered a sweaty, disoriented woman who claimed she had been traveling from Mississippi to find a “Walking Dead” actor, who she described as “her man.” Read more at The Stir…

The Stir / August 2, 2013

Is Simon Cowell Planning To Marry Baby Mama Lauren Silverman?

That’s right folks, the reality TV judge we love to hate (and love to love) is going to have a little one of his own to give his branded form of “constructive criticism.”
The 53-year-old is expecting his first child with New York socialite Lauren Silverman, 36. The two have been friends for a while,… / August 2, 2013

Coming Soon On TLC … The Scrotum Show

You probably know Wesley Warren Jr. as the man with the 132-pound nut. At first Warren didn’t want to undergo surgery for his scrotal lymphedema, but found it to be the best option for his health and safety.  After all, wearing an upside-down hoodie to cover your ball in public, watching TV while resting your…

Ami Angelowicz / August 1, 2013

6 Ways Smart Technology Has Made Things Dumber

People are pretty technology-happy these days. We pore over rumors and specs on technology websites, we stand in line to get the newest gadgets, and we beat up people who dare own phones a couple years out of date. New technology isn’t just anticipated, it’s damn near fetishized. Witness the growing trend of “unboxing,” YouTube…

Cracked / July 31, 2013

6 Reasons You Should Drop Everything And Watch “Orange Is The New Black”

I’ve been willfully chained to my television for the past week, tearing through episodes of Jenji Kohan’s latest, “Orange Is The New Black” — and I highly recommend you do the same. For the uninitiated, this is the story of Piper Chapman, a bougie, well-meaning white lady who is plopped into a minimum security priso…

Megan Reynolds / July 25, 2013

An 8-Year-Old Might Have Just Penned The “Sharknado” Sequel

Glory, glory! Today, SyFy announced that there will, indeed be a “Sharknado” sequel.

“Every once in a while, there is a perfect storm – on television. The fans are clamoring for a sequel. Or perhaps it will be a prequel … What we can guarantee is that ‘Sharknado 2’will be lots of fun.

Ami Angelowicz / July 17, 2013

Relationship Do Or Don’t: A TV In The Bedroom

When Nick and I moved, we sold our TV, and for the past couple months we’ve been toying with the idea of living a TV-free life. It was nice for awhile, but soon we realized we had turned into that special breed of hipster who says “I don’t watch TV,” but spends, like, six hour…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 25, 2013

6 Other Cooking Shows To Watch If You Enjoyed The “Kitchen Nightmares” Season Finale (with GIFs)

Since the season finale of “Kitchen Nightmares” aired, it seems like the show is all anyone’s been talking about. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you must have been away from your computer all week or you live in a remote yurt in the woods. I’ll give you the briefest of brief…

Ami Angelowicz / May 16, 2013

“My Strange Addiction” Face Off: Would You Rather Drink Blood Or Pee?

Let’s play a game of “My Strange Addiction” Would You Rather.  You go first. Would you rather drink blood or drink pee? You have to pick one, “neither” is not an option.

While you think about your answer, let’s take a moment to remember Carrie from last season, the woman who had been

Ami Angelowicz / March 20, 2013

Presenting The Frisky Kama Sutra!

So, you’ve worked your way through all 64 of the Kama Sutra’s pleasure postures, even the ones that seem impossible to pull off like the Pair Of Tongs or the Head Spinner. Seriously, how did you do that without hurting yourself? We’re impressed. But now, you’ve reached a sexual crossroads. What do you do to…

Ami Angelowicz / February 5, 2013

Let’s Try To Guess What’s Going To Happen On “Mad Men” Season 6 From These Promo Pics!

It’s official! “Mad Men” season six is back on Sunday, April 7th at 9p.m, bitches! Here are some teaser promo pics to get us obsessing over possible story lines. I haven’t a clue about what will happen. But I can tell that Weight Watchers worked for Betty, that Sally has gone through puberty, that Do…

Ami Angelowicz / January 24, 2013

This Cat Is What I Look Like When I’m Watching My Stories

Is there anything funnier than a cat sitting up like a person? How about a cat sitting up like a person watching TV? Not bad, Internet, not bad. [YouTube]

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Julie Gerstein / October 30, 2012

Presenting: A “Downton Abbey” Prequel

As we eagerly await the season three premiere of “Downton Abbey,” consider this over tea and crumpets: life before Lady Mary was mucking up her love life and Lady Sybil was wearing pants. Julian Fellowes, the creator of of the show, has announced his plans for a spin-off drama, following the courtship of Lord and…

Ami Angelowicz / September 29, 2012

An Open Letter To “The Voice”

Dear “The Voice,”

I heard the news that you will be replacing Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green with Shakira and Usher next season. I hate this idea. Not because I love Xtina and Cee Lo so much that I can’t stand to lose them, but because you seem to be getting a…

Ami Angelowicz / September 18, 2012

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: A Very Disturbing Denouement

This season of “Bachelor Pad” atoned for all of its boringness in the finale. Let’s start off light, before I delve into the dark and dirty underbelly where people betray one another and we ponder the ways in which money corrupts human beings. Let’s start with Jamie’s ridiculous Pocahontas outfit. It’s as if she thought…

Ami Angelowicz / September 11, 2012
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