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“Small Town Security”‘s Joan Reveals Her Crush On Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne?

You guys! Apologies in advance for being the most awkward interviewer ever, but have you seen “Small Town Security” yet? The first season captured the utterly bonkers world of Joan Koplan and her merry band of security guards. To give you a brief summary: Joan is married to Irwin but Dennis thinks Joan is his soulmate. And Joan is mega crushing on Brian, who works in the company’s office. And! She’s also got a crush on Avril Lavigne. Joan and her head of security Dennis recently visited us at the Frisky, to talk about the new season, Dennis’s continuing FTM transition (yup, Dennis used to be a woman), and Joan’s romance secrets. I mean, you need to watch this show. The second season premieres Thursday, May 9 at 10/9 c on AMC.

Small Town Security Rules
Ten reasons you need to watch this show. Read More »
Small Town Security Love
The second episode exposes a bizarre love triangle. Read More »
Small Town Security: Ep 3
God don't make no junk. Read More »

If “Breaking Bad” Was A Crappy ’90s Family Drama

"Breaking Bad"-icure
A meth-inspired manicure for "Breaking Bad" fans. Read More »
Breaking Bad Simpsons
If "Breaking Bad" and "The Simpsons" had a baby. Watch »
Aaron Paul Tweets
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His sweet tweets to fiancee Lauren Parsekian. Read More »
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"Pizza? On the roof? Again?"

What might happen if you took “Breaking Bad” and put it in the wayback machine to 1995, mixed a little “Party of Five” and some “Dawson’s Creek” in, with liberal helpings of “Walker, Texas Ranger”? You’d have this opening credit segment for “Breaking Bad,” positioned as a heartwarming family drama, with plenty of laughs, tears and meth. Always meth. [AV Club]

Kris Jenner’s World Domination Is Complete With New Talk Show

Uncomfortable Nip Slips
17 nip sips that made us feel weird. Read More »
NBC's 9/11 Gaffe
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NBC skips 9/11 moment of silence for Kris Jenner interview. Read More »
Kris On Kim's Sex Tape
Rumor has it Kris Jenner encouraged Kim's infamous sex tape . Read More »
  • God have mercy on us all: Kris Jenner’s been given her own limited talk show run on FOX, which will air in the New York City and Los Angeles markets. What, she needs more people to try to control?  [Celebuzz]
  • Chris Brown supposedly punched Frank Ocean outside a West Hollywood recording studio on Sunday night because Frank refused to shake his hand. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • Queen Elizabeth is supposedly going to make Kate Middleton’s parents fancy titles. Perhaps, Earl and Lady Partyplanner? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Which authors have the juiciest love lives? And more importantly, why is none of the Frisky staff on here? [Flavorwire]

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Yay! “Community” Is Almost Back!

"Community" Challenge
Joel McHale and Chevy Chase take a pop culture challenge. Read More »
"Community" College Vid
Check out this hilarious college commercial. Read More »
Joel vs Kathie Lee
Joel McHale takes on "The Today Show." Read More »
"Yaaaaaay, hospital administration."

How do I love “Community”? Let me count the ways. There’s Abed and Troy’s Inspector Spacetime hijinks, Jeff Winger’s sassy bon mots, and Annie’s pervasive neuroses. Britta’s awful “therapizing” and Chang’s scheming. “Community” is one of the best-written, funniest shows that nobody watches, and after a terribly long hiatus, it’s back, Thursday February 7. and we will definitely be watching — especially if it involves ridiculously outlandish popcorn pranks like this.

Inside The Real Downton Abbey

Downton Glamour!
Here's the latest issue of the tawdry tabloid! Read More »
"Downton" S3 Spoilers
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Get your "Downton Abbey" season three spoilers right here! Read More »
Sex Lessons From Downton
What the show taught us about the birds and the bees. Read More »
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Ever wonder about the real story behind “Downton Abbey”‘s majestic house? Us too. It seems that the real life Lady and Lord Grantham are actually known as the Eighth Earl and Lady Carnarvon. They’ve lived in the house for around 20 years, and have restored it to its pre-war heights. And, they just happen to be friends with Julian Fellowes, the head writer and creator of Downton Abbey.

Explains Lady Carnarvon, the house hadn’t been lived in for more than 50 years when the pair inherited it. Highcler contains more than 50 bedrooms (which aren’t really shown on the show). And the Carnaven family has a story worthy of a “Downton” plot for sure, involving money, illegitimate children and Egyptology. And actually, some of the 5th Earl of Carnaven’s Egypt collection is housed at Highcler today. [CBS]

 

A Very “Breaking Bad” Thanksgiving Special

"Breaking Bad"-icure
A meth-inspired manicure for "Breaking Bad" fans. Read More »
Breaking Bad Simpsons
If "Breaking Bad" and "The Simpsons" had a baby. Watch »
Aaron Paul Tweets
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His sweet tweets to fiancee Lauren Parsekian. Read More »
"The Kitchen Is No Place For A Fistfight!"

Will we ever tire of “Breaking Bad” parodies? Not likely. And hopefully the parody machine will continue on long after the show (sadly) ends next year. This time we have Walter White and Jesse Pinkman trying to make a Thanksgiving pie. This Jesse and Walt are two of the most convincing versions of the characters we’ve seen. Does the pie baking end well? See for yourself. [Neatorama]

Weekend Watch: The Failed Ben Stiller Pilot For “Heat Vision And Jack”

Parody Song
U.S. women's gymnastics team gets a One Direction parody song. Read More »
Whitney Talks Comedy
Whitney Cummings on why it's okay for a woman to be pretty in comedy. Read More »
Knowledge Is Power, For Real!

Back in 1999, Ben Stiller got together his pals Jack Black, Owen Wilson and Ron Silver (playing himself!) to make a failed pilot called “Heat Vision and Jack.” Black plays a renegade astronaut, whose catchphrase is “knowledge is power, for real” and Wilson plays his friend who was accidentally turned into his motorcycle. Ron Silver is the guy out to get both of them. It’s … terrible, but in a totally hilarious way, and I end up watching it at least once a year because it’s so ridiculous. Enjoy! [YouTube]

Frisky Rant: Dez Duron Is Everything That’s Wrong With America

Tony Lucca On "The Voice"
The former Mouseketeer is on "The Voice" this season. Read More »
Xtina Is A "Fat Girl"
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Christina Aguilera talks about being fat. Read More »
Too Hot?
Sydney Spies yearbook photo was deemed too sexy. Read More »

Have you been watching “The Voice”? The vocal talent show features judges Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Blake Shelton and Adam Levine coaching singers in a vocal competition. The twist? The judges choose the people on their teams based on voice alone. The idea is that the blind auditions will help select singers who might otherwise be deemed conventionally attractive or saleable — with the hopes of finding an unexpected diamond in the rough.

It’s a great idea, yes. And in its first two seasons, the show has stuck to its mission fairly explicitly. But in season three? Ugh. There is a contestant that’s destroyed the core idea of “The Voice” — and managed to reinforce tired beliefs about conventionally attractive people.

Meet Dez Duron. He’s a former Yale football player and current Voice favorite. He’s also my least favorite contestant. Because he’s really, really attractive. Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: The “People’s Court” Announcer

Be My BF: Will Ferrell
Old school Will Ferrell is so adorable. Read More »
Be My BF: Mullet
His mullet got him kicked out of a bar. Read More »
Be My BF: Taco Cop
This guy got arrested for giving a cop tacos instead of his ID. Read More »
THE PEOPLE'S COURT!

There’s histrionics, and then there’s histrionics. And perhaps nobody knows that better than the announcer guy for “The People’s Court.” He’s turned witty voiceover-speak into a slightly sardonic, possibly passive aggressive and definitely psychotic artform. Just listen!

 

It’s A “Nashville” Recap, Y’All: Rayna Jaymes Vs. Juliette Barnes

Dear Connie Britton
Amelia's somewhat creepy love letter to the "Nashville" star. Read More »
"Nashville" the TV Show
Tami Taylor is back, y'all! Read More »
Visit Nashville
What to do in Music City. Read More »

As y’all know (sorry, I’ll stop with the y’alls, I swear), I’m a hardcore fan of Connie Britton, so nothing was going to turn me off to her new show, “Nashville.” I also happen to be one of those California-raised Northeast transplants that fetishizes the South. I melt the moment Blake Shelton opens his mouth. I love to karaoke Tim McGraw’s “Something Like That.” Those accents are an instant panty dropper for me. I’ve never been anywhere in Texas besides their various airports, but I still like to say “Texas forever.” Don’t even get me started on Johnny, Dolly, Patsy, Waylon, and Merle, okay? You get the point. So a nighttime soap starring Connie Britton as a country star? Giddyup, I’m there. The great news is that “Nashville” is as good as the hype suggested, and features a complicated cast of characters and a multi-layered storyline that makes it so much more than “Smash” gone country. Let’s recap! Keep reading »