Posts tagged "tv commercials"

In A New Commerical, The Crocs Croslite Molests Lady Feet

You remember the other day I posted an ad featuring the Crocs Croslite, a freaky Crocs-monster that gets all intimate with women’s feet? Well, last night, I was laying about watching TV and thinking about something else, when I noticed what I was half-watching was a commercial featuring the Croslite itself. I realized that…

Susannah Breslin / April 8, 2010

Why Is Verizon Using Ciara’s Crotch To Sell Cell Phones?

This Verizon commercial for the LG Chocolate Touch featuring Ciara has been making the rounds for a while now, and I’ve finally figured out why it annoys me so doggone much. The ad goes beyond using sex to sell a product and enters low-class strip club territory. I mean, Ciara is all but rubbing…

Annika Harris / December 15, 2009