tv commercials

In A New Commerical, The Crocs Croslite Molests Lady Feet

You remember the other day I posted an ad featuring the Crocs Croslite, a freaky Crocs-monster that gets all intimate with women’s feet? Well, last night, I was laying…

Susannah Breslin |

Why Is Verizon Using Ciara’s Crotch To Sell Cell Phones?

This Verizon commercial for the LG Chocolate Touch featuring Ciara has been making the rounds for a while now, and I’ve finally figured out why it annoys me so…

Annika Harris |