Here Are Three GOP Hopefuls Practicing Their Very Important Turkey Pardoning Skills

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Megan Reynolds | November 25, 2015 - 12:40 pm

No Thanks: Wild Turkey Enters Woman’s Home, Sits On Vanity, Lies In Wait

Your friendly reminder that birds are NOT OKAY.

Megan Reynolds | April 30, 2015 - 5:30 pm

Turkish Men Marched In Miniskirts For Women’s Rights Over The Weekend

Last week, a Turkish university student named Ozgecan Aslan was viciously murdered at the hands of a bus driver she’d trusted to get her safely home. The 20-year-old reportedly fought against a sexual assault before…

Claire Hannum | February 23, 2015 - 1:35 pm

Watch John Oliver Take Down Thanksgiving’s Weirdest Tradition

Why do we pardon just one turkey each Thanksgiving? And how on earth do we decide that turkey is the most worthy of a second shot at life? Isn’t it…

Claire Hannum | November 24, 2014 - 10:40 am

President Obama Pardons Popcorn The Turkey

Thanksgiving does not officially begin until the national news media gathers outside the White House for the pomp-and-circumstance of the president not murdering a poor, defenseless bird.  This year’s lucky…

Jessica Wakeman | November 27, 2013 - 4:30 pm

Pregnant Women Really Do Not Belong In Public, Turkish Leader Sensibly Points Out

You know what is just the worst? When pregnant ladies go out in public. Yeah, their selfless maternal giving and their miracle of life — it is really not something…

Jessica Wakeman | July 29, 2013 - 6:00 pm

Could Turkey Get A Brothel Filled With Men?!

A brothel filled with men for female customers? We’re listening … It turns out the call comes from an anti-poverty group in Turkey demanding that legal, state-run brothels practice gender…

Jessica Wakeman | May 14, 2013 - 9:30 am

Turkish Airlines Bans Crew From Wearing Red Lipstick, Nail Polish

Turkish Airlines has banned stewardesses from wearing red lipstick and nail polish, claiming bright makeup “impairs visual integrity.” Critics say the restriction is a sign the moderate Islamic country…

Jessica Wakeman | May 7, 2013 - 6:40 pm

Man Gobbles At Turkeys, Turkeys Gobble Back, Amelia Cringes

This is Amelia’s self-proclaimed worst nightmare, but I don’t know. I hear turkeys are kind of social animals, and this video of a man gobbling at them, and them gobbling…

Julie Gerstein | November 22, 2012 - 5:00 pm

How The Amazing Nerds At NASA Would Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey

Seriously, could NASA get any cooler? They’re landing rovers on Mars, mapping out the galaxy, and studying dark energy, all while rocking star-spangled mohawks. The folks over at Gizmodo were curious to…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 22, 2012 - 12:30 pm

Gobble, Gobble: 10 Incredibly Tasty Thanksgiving Main Dishes

While you might be tempted to fill up on amazing vegetables, stuffing and mashed potatoes, save room for the main course — protein! Click on for amazing holiday-worthy turkey, pork roast, rib…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 20, 2012 - 9:00 am

Turkish Woman Shoots, Decapitates Her Rapist

Well, that’s a lot to process: a pregnant rape victim shot and decapitated her rapist and then dumped his head in the town square, telling police who arrested her,…

Jessica Wakeman | September 4, 2012 - 5:50 pm
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