Posts tagged "tumblr"

New Tumblr Busts Rude Neighbors Who Have Loud Sex

If you’ve ever lived in an apartment building, you’ve probably encountered rude neighbors who fucked loud enough for the whole complex to hear them. Or maybe you were that person, in which case, FUCK YOU for keeping the rest of the world awake while you bucked and moaned into the wee hours. A new Tumblr…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 8, 2013

Why Throw A Bouquet At Your Wedding When You Could Throw Cats?

If brides were to toss kittens into the crowd for all the single ladiez, I would actually make an effort to grab it. Bouquets, on the other hand, are best handled with a subtle side-step away from whatever direction they’re going in. No cats were harmed in the making of this meme, but it doe…

By: Rachel Krause / October 10, 2013

New Tumblr Will Provide A Fair And Honest Assessment Of Your D**K Pic

Tumblr is like the Target of the internet. While surfing for Miley Cyrus tongue GIFs, aggregating animated porn and watching cute animal videos, you can stop off and get your penis assessed by an anonymous Tumblerbot. Critique My Dick Pic is a Tumblr with a simple premise: Send your dick pics and get them reviewed…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 26, 2013

Beyoncé & Jay Z Pose For Carter Family Portraits … Well, Not Really

Hahaha, this Tumblr that Photoshops Jay Z, Beyoncé and their friends’ faces onto great works of art is my everything. Botticelli might be rolling over in his grave, but I think “Birth Of Beyoncé” is amazing. [Carter Family Portraits]
“Scandal” creator Shonda Rhimes is the new mama of a baby girl. Mazel tov!

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 19, 2013

“Game Of Thrones”‘ King In The North Is Just One Man Who Takes Up Too Much Space On The Train

Ask the average subway-riding woman what her number one public transportation pet peeve is and chances are good she’ll say, “Men taking up too much room because they seem to think they’ve got watermelons for testicles” or something to that effect. Yes, men who sit with their legs spread wide like they’re holding a yoga…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 13, 2013

6 Things I Learned About Tanning Mom From Her New Blog!

I can just retire from the internet now because Tanning Mom has launched a Tumblr, Tips From Tan Mom. I don’t know if it’s tips as much as  a showcase of her new sober lifestyle and a vehicle to promote her music and film career. Hey, she probably has a lot more free time on her…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 10, 2013

Are They Hot Dogs Or Legs?

You’re probably looking for something to do while eating lunch at your desk that will both provide the much-needed 10-minute stress relief from your day and make it appear that you’re still working. Look no further than Hot-Dog Legs, a Tumblr that posts pictures of wieners that look like pairs of legs and visa-versa, and…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 19, 2013

15 Things I’ve Learned From 5 Years On Tumblr

This weekend I was informed, via a celebratory email, that my Tumblr blog (where I post feminist quotes, haute couture dresses, terrible jokes, and pictures of Connie Britton) is now five-years-old. My first thought? Awww, they grow up so fast! My second thought? Damn, my life would be so much different if I’d never signed

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 17, 2013

The Soapbox: Tumblr Can’t Save Us From The “Pornpocalypse”

Last month, Blogger sent an email to any blogs flagged as having “adult content,” informing them that they had only four days to remove all adult advertisements on their blog or face deletion. My Twitter feed exploded with sex writers trying to figure out what exactly Blogger considered “adult” in both their content and advertising…

By: Molly Ren / July 15, 2013

Jay-Z Has 99 Problems And Artist Ali Graham Is Illustrating All Of Them

“Even world famous rappers have first world problems,” says the tagline for this amaaaaaazing Tumblr, featuring illustrator Ali Graham’s depictions of Jay-Z’s imagined “99 Problems.” Click through to see 12 of our favorites — including “No Toilet Roll” and “Broken Umbrella (Ella Ella)” — and the rest over at her blog, which updates with new and hilariou…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 14, 2013

The “Snape Does Things” Tumblr Is Just As Entertaining As You’d Expect

Remind me again why cardboard cutouts of celebrities and film characters exist and are available for purchase? Oh, wait, nevermind, somebody else beat you to it, and it’s whoever made it their life’s mission to chronicle the mundane daily activities of Severus Snape. Aside from teaching Potions, Professor Snape also enjoys sulking on Valentine’s Day,…

By: Rachel Krause / July 6, 2013

Some Of Our Favorite Things Are Weird Dude Energy

The blog Weird Dude Energy is exactly what it sounds like: Weird dude stuff. Amazing weird dude stuff. All kinds of weird dude stuff. Basically, it might be the best thing that ever happened to me. Oh, you like cheesy pick up artists demonstrating how to win over girls with “astrology bullshit”? There’s a video…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 26, 2013

I’m Really Not Sure How I Feel About Exploding Actresses

I’m really not sure how I feel about the new Tumblr “Exploding Actresses.” On the one hand, isn’t it slightly (totally) weird and misogynistic to depict actresses heads being violently blown up? On the other hand, maybe it’s a smart commentary about how negative, stereotypical tropes about women need to be unpacked and exploded. And…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 25, 2013

New Fave Tumblr: Hipsters Who Dress Like Jackie From “Roseanne”

I think the title and this photo say it all, don’t they? Jackie from “Roseanne” — in all her baggy, acid washed, leather-fringed, horse print glory — has become something of an inadvertent hipster fashion icon, and there’s finally a Tumblr to document all the very serious young people who are copping her style. Amazing.

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 12, 2013

New Fave Tumblr: A Game Of Clothes Finds The Best “Game Of Thrones” Inspired Fashion

If you, like me, are deeply obsessed with “Game of Thrones,” then perhaps Tumblr A Game of Clothes is for you. Combining two of my fave passions––fashion and “GoT,” Game of Clothes offers up runway looks that wouldn’t be out of place in Westeros. Writes the unnamed keeper of the blog fire, “After watching the…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 15, 2013

New Fave Tumblr: White Men Wearing Google Glass

Have you seen Google Glass yet? It’s the impossibly expensive ($1,500) new toy Google recently unleashed. What it is: An attachment one affixes to your eyeglasses that allows you to snap photos and record video with the blink of an eye. A sort of creepy, futuristic “Jetsons”-type gadget, Google Glass is basically like affixing a…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 2, 2013

If Athletes Cradled Cats Instead Of Balls

You would think we’ve perhaps come to the end of cat meme possibilities, but no, every time you think the Internet’s run out of cat ideas, someone goes and creates something like “Sports Balls Replaced With Cats,” a Tumblr which is dedicated to just that — taking pictures of athletes and Photoshopping kittens into their…

By: Julie Gerstein / April 13, 2013

For Anyone Who’s Ever Thought, “WTF, Plus-Size Clothing?”

Plus-size clothing has made some major strides in the past few years, but overall, its bad reputation is still well deserved: most brands for larger women seem to specialize in bat-wing blouses in garish floral prints and tragically pleated elastic waist jeans. Enter a Tumblr blog called “WTF, Plus Size Clothing Manufacturers?”, a collection of…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 21, 2013

9 Ways To Have The Most Whimsical Tumblr/Pinterest Wedding Ever!

Tumblr and Pinterest have given us so many wedding inspirations. If whimsy is your thing, I’ve got some tips for you. They may be old hat by now, but if it’s what you want, go for it. You rock those bridal antlers. I want to have my wedding at Arby’s so what the hell do…

By: Almie Rose / March 15, 2013

New Favorite Tumblr: Edith With Googly Eyes

“Downton Abbey” finally returned to the American airwaves last night (have you checked out all the gossip in the latest issue of Downton Glamour?), and while many DA fans are having mixed feelings about season three, a Tumblr blog called “Edith With Googly Eyes” is getting rave reviews. As a hardcore Edith fan, I felt…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 7, 2013