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New Tumblr Will Provide A Fair And Honest Assessment Of Your D**K Pic

Tumblr is like the Target of the internet. While surfing for Miley Cyrus tongue GIFs, aggregating animated porn and watching cute animal videos, you can stop off and get your penis assessed by an anonymous Tumblerbot. Critique My Dick Pic is a Tumblr with a simple premise: Send your dick pics and get them reviewed “with love” (by a woman, I presume, although I could be wrong). There’s no size or appearance shaming. Just a “ruthlessly honest,” 100 percent anonymous report on the “angles, lighting and general tone” of your, most likely, “artless and dull” penis photograph. Let’s face it, this is a service the male population is in desperate need of. It’s not that dick pics are unsavory per se, it’s just that men seem to have no idea about how to take a flattering one. We thank you, penis critic, whoever you are. [Critique My Dick Pic]

Unsolicited Dick Pics
An Open Letter To The Man Who Sent Me D**k Pics
Ami penned an open letter to a reader who sent her pictures of his penis. Read More »
Judging Penises
bananas
We admit it. We've judged penises. Read More »
Why Men Send Dick Pics
Mind Of Man: Why Men Send Pictures Of Their Penises
John DeVore explains why men send pictures of their penises. Read More »

Beyoncé & Jay Z Pose For Carter Family Portraits … Well, Not Really

  • Hahaha, this Tumblr that Photoshops Jay Z, Beyoncé and their friends’ faces onto great works of art is my everything. Botticelli might be rolling over in his grave, but I think “Birth Of Beyoncé” is amazing. [Carter Family Portraits]
  • “Scandal” creator Shonda Rhimes is the new mama of a baby girl. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
  • Nick Carter says Paris Hilton was a bad influence on him. You don’t say! He also revealed he used to drink a bottle of vodka a night, as well as take cocaine and Ecstacy. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Liam Hemsworth was photographed making out with his hot Mexican rebound, Eiza Gonzalez. Somebody’s moving on. [US Weekly]
  • Nintendo creator Hiroshi Yamauchi died in Japan at age 85. [New York Times]
  • This ethically questionable art show depicts topless photos of attractive young women with serious mental disorders. [VitaminW]
  • Check out “The Kiss,” the first film shot using Google Glass. [YourTango] Keep reading »

“Game Of Thrones”‘ King In The North Is Just One Man Who Takes Up Too Much Space On The Train

"Game Of Thrones"' King In The North Is Just One Man Of Many Who Take Up Too Much Space On The Train
Rules For Commuters
rules for public transportation
Things you shouldn't do while riding public transportation. Read More »

Ask the average subway-riding woman what her number one public transportation pet peeve is and chances are good she’ll say, “Men taking up too much room because they seem to think they’ve got watermelons for testicles” or something to that effect. Yes, men who sit with their legs spread wide like they’re holding a yoga ball between their knees are everywhere. Including Westeros! I was clicking around a new Tumblr blog called Men Taking Up Too Much Space On The Train and stumbled upon this familiar face — it’s Robb Stark from “Game of Thrones”! Just look at actor Richard Madden sitting on the London tube like its the Iron Throne, his mighty manhood requiring so much excess room that the person to his left is seemingly forced to sit on the edge of his seat. Please. Everyone knows it’s little sister Arya who has the biggest balls in the Stark family. [Men Taking Up Too Much Space On The Train]

6 Things I Learned About Tanning Mom From Her New Blog!

I can just retire from the internet now because Tanning Mom has launched a Tumblr, Tips From Tan Mom. I don’t know if it’s tips as much as  a showcase of her new sober lifestyle and a vehicle to promote her music and film career. Hey, she probably has a lot more free time on her hands now that she’s not spending hours in the tanning bed or trying to get a porno flick produced. Why shouldn’t she spend the days (when she’s not on set or in the recording studio) making manicotti, working on woodcraft or taking the kids to the park. Yes, please. More, more, more! Below, a few of my favorite discoveries about my muse from her new blog. Keep reading »

Are They Hot Dogs Or Legs?

Tumblr: Bon Iver Erotica
It's... exactly what it sounds like. Read More »
Tumblr Lessons
Things I've Learned From Tumblr
There are so many things that Tumblr has taught us. Read More »
Snape Tumblr
It's just as entertaining as you'd expect. Read More »

You’re probably looking for something to do while eating lunch at your desk that will both provide the much-needed 10-minute stress relief from your day and make it appear that you’re still working. Look no further than Hot-Dog Legs, a Tumblr that posts pictures of wieners that look like pairs of legs and visa-versa, and asks “Are they hot dogs or legs??” Believe it or not, some of them are really hard to tell apart, especially without sauerkraut or buns. The best part is that the answer is never revealed, so you can play every day this week or for the rest of your life. After the jump, a few pairs of wieners-or-legs that stumped me. Knees are so ambiguous. [Hot-Dog Legs] Keep reading »

15 Things I’ve Learned From 5 Years On Tumblr

Fave Tumblr: Bon Iver Erotica
It's... exactly what it sounds like. Read More »
Tumblr & The Pornpocalypse
The Soapbox:Even Tumblr Can't Save Us From The “Pornpocalypse”
Even Tumblr can't save us! Read More »
OMG! Goat GIFs!!
Baby goat gifs
10 reasons I'm totally obsessed with goats. Read More »

This weekend I was informed, via a celebratory email, that my Tumblr blog (where I post feminist quotes, haute couture dresses, terrible jokes, and pictures of Connie Britton) is now five-years-old. My first thought? Awww, they grow up so fast! My second thought? Damn, my life would be so much different if I’d never signed up for Tumblr. I mean, not only could I have earned at least two PhDs in all the hours I’ve wasted laughing at kitten GIFs, but there are so many things I know and understand now that I never would have known if not for Tumblr. For example… Keep reading »

The Soapbox: Tumblr Can’t Save Us From The “Pornpocalypse”

Porn Academic Journal
nude woman and book
Should "porn studies" have their own academic journal? Read More »
Sex-pos Vs. Sex-neg
The Soapbox: Feminism Deserves Better than “Sex-Negative vs. Sex-Positive”
Feminism deserves better than sex-positive vs. sex-negative. Read More »
Better Porn Watching
7 Steps For A Better Porn-Watching Experience
Amelia shares helpful hints for a better porn watching experience. Read More »
The Soapbox:Even Tumblr Can't Save Us From The “Pornpocalypse”

Last month, Blogger sent an email to any blogs flagged as having “adult content,” informing them that they had only four days to remove all adult advertisements on their blog or face deletion. My Twitter feed exploded with sex writers trying to figure out what exactly Blogger considered “adult” in both their content and advertising links—pictures of nipples? Stories of hardcore gang bangs? Links to sex ed sites like Scarleteen? Four days also wasn’t enough time for many people to rework their blogs and the material therein — one person lamented that they’d be on a business trip until the day before the “pornpocalypse.” As Violet Blue tweeted, “Google’s @Blogger will delete scores of blogs that have existed since 1999 on Monday under its vague new anti-sex policy purge. It’s wrong.”

Censorship isn’t a new concept for anyone who writes about sex on the Internet, but the Blogger email is just one more example of popular Internet-based companies and social media sites banning porn after years (or in Blogger’s case, more than a decade) of tolerating it. Just a few months ago, Nerve wrote an article on how Tumblr porn might change sex journalism, but for every success, there’s another story of a major social media platform or Internet retailer clamping down on a thriving community or popular authors. Amazon is famous for tinkering with the rankings of its “adult” ebooks,FanFiction.net threw out an estimated 62,000 stories last year, and Facebook’s guidelines are notoriously confusing. We may live in a world that’s more open to sex, but if so, our social media platforms are lagging behind. Keep reading »

Jay-Z Has 99 Problems And Artist Ali Graham Is Illustrating All Of Them

Jayonce Rules!
Jay-Z and Beyonce
32 photos of Bey and Jay being adorable. Read More »

“Even world famous rappers have first world problems,” says the tagline for this amaaaaaazing Tumblr, featuring illustrator Ali Graham’s depictions of Jay-Z’s imagined “99 Problems.” Click through to see 12 of our favorites — including “No Toilet Roll” and “Broken Umbrella (Ella Ella)” — and the rest over at her blog, which updates with new and hilarious illustrations regularly. [Probs 99]

The “Snape Does Things” Tumblr Is Just As Entertaining As You’d Expect

Rowling's New Book
The author's newest title has nothing to do with her previous series. Read More »
Hipsters As Jackie
Jackie Roseanne
Our other favorite Tumblr: Hipsters Who Dress Like Jackie From Roseanne. Read More »
Suri's Burn Book Tumblr
What does the writer have to say about the TomKat divorce? Read More »

Remind me again why cardboard cutouts of celebrities and film characters exist and are available for purchase? Oh, wait, nevermind, somebody else beat you to it, and it’s whoever made it their life’s mission to chronicle the mundane daily activities of Severus Snape. Aside from teaching Potions, Professor Snape also enjoys sulking on Valentine’s Day, going trick or treating, playing hide and seek, running on the treadmill, and basking in the great outdoors. He even wakes up in strange locations covered in glitter and awash in unidentified pills, like me on Tuesday Saturday morning! He’s just like one of us! Except better, being that he is the Half Blood Prince and all. [Snape Does Things]

Some Of Our Favorite Things Are Weird Dude Energy

Mall Dudes
15 Sad Dudes Waiting For Their Girlfriends At The Mall
These sad dudes are waiting for their girlfriends at the mall. Read More »
Photoshopped Dudes
Women aren't the only ones who've suffered from Photoshop. Read More »
some of our favorite things are weird dude energy

The blog Weird Dude Energy is exactly what it sounds like: Weird dude stuff. Amazing weird dude stuff. All kinds of weird dude stuff. Basically, it might be the best thing that ever happened to me. Oh, you like cheesy pick up artists demonstrating how to win over girls with “astrology bullshit”? There’s a video for you. Strange SIMS fight sequences? Yup. Lil B The Based God teaching girls how to cook? You got it. All that and a man playing an arcade game in a picaresque stream can be found at Weird Dude Energy.

Did you say you wanted to see a guy stuff five thousand kernels of popcorn down his pants? We can make that happen… Keep reading »

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