For the last month, I’ve been getting my soft-core porn fix from HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” that nerdy show based on a series of books beloved by nerds like our own John DeVore. It has the same appeal for me as, say, a V.C. Andrews novel did when I was 13 and just learning to masturbate. There’s wordy purple dialogue and lots of nudity and, oh, yeah, incest between an attractive blonde brother and sister. Sunday’s episode featured lots of tits, anal play and a noticeable lack of merkins considering the show is supposed to take place well before Gillette was invented. Anyhoo, the main problem with the sex on “Game of Thrones” is that, well, save a few hotties, the dudes are not very attractive. That’s why I am so excited for “True Blood” to return on June 26 — thanks to rampantly naked Vampire Eric (played by Alexander Skarsgard), the summer is gonna get a whole lot hotter. Above, the first three minutes of the season four premiere. Are you horny, er, psyched for “True Blood” to return? [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »
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Check Out The First 3 Minutes Of “True Blood” Season 4!
For the last month, I’ve been getting my soft-core porn fix from HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” that nerdy show based on a series of books beloved by nerds like our own John DeVore. It has the same appeal for me as, say, a V.C. Andrews novel did when I was 13 and just learning to masturbate. There’s wordy purple dialogue and lots of nudity and, oh, yeah, incest between an attractive blonde brother and sister. Sunday’s episode featured lots of tits, anal play and a noticeable lack of merkins considering the show is supposed to take place well before Gillette was invented. Anyhoo, the main problem with the sex on “Game of Thrones” is that, well, save a few hotties, the dudes are not very attractive. That’s why I am so excited for “True Blood” to return on June 26 — thanks to rampantly naked Vampire Eric (played by Alexander Skarsgard), the summer is gonna get a whole lot hotter. Above, the first three minutes of the season four premiere. Are you horny, er, psyched for “True Blood” to return? [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »
“True Blood” Season 4: The “Post-Russell Edgerton World”
“True Blood” season four is headed our way and in this new preview, we get a better look at life in the “post-Russell Edgerton” world. Just a few of the tidbits the preview gives us: Eric shooting an “all vampires are different” public service announcement, Jason being tied up by his shape-shifting girlfriend, and Lafayette taking part in some kind of witch ritual. Oh, and Bill finally got a hair cut! Man, I have a feeling this season is going to be killer. [PopWrap] Keep reading »
Fangs Ready! Our First Peek At “True Blood” Season 4
Over the past few years, the words “summer television” have come to mean one thing to me: “True Blood.” More specifically, making Bloody Marys and watching “True Blood” with friends, so we can all swoon at the sexy parts and gasp at the shocking moments in unison. So I am pretty thrilled that season four of the show will be starting on June 26. Not so much longer to wait! Plus, the preview promises more of Joe Manganiello and his hair-free muscles. Which will help with the patience part. Keep reading »
Ryan Kwanten Helps Hurt Man In Street
Ryan Kwanten might be a blubbering hottie slash wannabe cop on “True Blood,” but in real life, he’s kind of heroic. On Friday night, he was driving in his car in Hollywood when he saw a man in the middle of the road who was bloody and unable to move. “No one was doing anything,” a witness says. “[Ryan] pulled up, saw the man down, jumped out of his car, and raced over to see if he could help.” Apparently, Ryan shouted for help and with several others, moved the man to the sidewalk. He stayed with him until an ambulance arrived. And you thought it was his six pack that was impressive? [PopEater]
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Crush Of The Day: Grey Damon Of “Friday Night Lights”
There are very few people I hate in this world, but the person who decided to give DirecTV first-run rights to the final season of “Friday Night Lights” is on my permanent s**t list. Knowing that there are people out there who have already seen how things end up for Coach and Tammy Taylor, Buddy Garrity, and, most importantly, Tim Riggins, before me keeps me awake at night. Or it used to. This weekend, I managed to hunt down the entirety of “FNL” season five on this great thing called THE INTERNET and promptly fell down a Dillon, Texas k-hole. I don’t want to give much of anything away (and urge “FNL” fans who do have DirectTV and have seen the show’s final season to do the same), but I will tell you that while I’m disappointed Riggins, so far (I just finished episode three), does not have much screen time, I am hot for a new member of the East Dillon Lions. Meet Grey Damon, ladies. Keep reading »
“True Blood” Season 4 Is Still A Long Ways Away
I am in “True Blood,” “Friday Night Lights,” and “Mad Men” withdrawal. These are my favorite shows on television, but each of their new seasons is a ways away, leaving me with episodes of “The Bachelor” that just don’t quite scratch the itch. Sigh. Well, on Saturday, there was a tribute to “True Blood” at the Paley Center in Los Angeles that brought together creator Alan Ball and 16 of the show’s cast members. Entertainment Weekly was on hand and eked out some spoilers of what we should expect in season four, come June. Check them out after the jump.
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Don’t Mess With Bill Compton
While I think we’d all love to be Bill’s bitch, there’s a perfectly good explanation for these tees.“True Blood” studs Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard just competed against each other in the Battle Of The Fangs, a fundraiser for Gulf Aid and SOS Children’s Villages. Together they raised $70K, yay! But Team Bill edged out Team Eric by a mere $892. So, Alex’s T-shirt got made because he wound up on the bottom, er, losing the bet. FYI: Moyer’s T says “I Like My Bitches Blonde.” Ha! Anyway, boys, I have an idea. Next time, how about you go shirtless for charity? [L.A. Rag Mag] Keep reading »
Queen Sophie-Anne’s House From “True Blood” Is For Sale
Wondering what to get me for the holidays this year? Here’s the perfect gift: Queen Sophie-Anne’s mansion from “True Blood.” The gorgeously ornate house with ocean views is easily my favorite set on the show because of its old-world decadence. And now the actual house is for sale. Sadly, the abode isn’t in Louisiana—it’s in Malibu—and it costs a pretty penny. Seventy-five million dollars to be exact. But hey, I’m worth it, right? Plus, the 20,000 square foot house comes complete with an indoor pool where I could swim laps and a lion sculpture found at the base of Mount Vesuvius. Now just get me Queen Sophie-Anne’s wardrobe and her ability to never age, and we’ll be good to go. [NY Post] Keep reading »
Ryan Kwanten Admits He’s A Masochist
“I’m a huge fan of Westerns. It was originally pitched to me like that, so I was gleefully rubbing my hands together, flipping through the script. I realized pretty quickly on that even though my character is called Shane Cooper—after ‘Shane’ and Gary Cooper—he didn’t really have the iconic quality that a classic Western hero has. He’s very fallible. I mean, in the first frame, he’s forgotten his gun—this isn’t exactly a Clint Eastwood gun slinging guy who takes down any posse. I felt like he was more relatable, so everytime he’s knocked down, you’re hoping he gets back up again. I love it. Really and truly. My friends will attest to the fact I’m very much a masochist at heart.”
—”True Blood” eye candy Ryan Kwanten talks about his new movie, “Red Hill,” a role he says he took to show he could be something besides Jason Stackhouse. But wait, Jason is a bumbling police officer too, no? [NY Post] Keep reading »
This “Glee” GQ Cover Reminds Us Of Something
Gleek alert. Dianna Agron (aka Quinn), Cory Monteith (who you know as Finn), and Lea Michele (duh, Rachel) are on the cover of the November issue of GQ. Doesn’t this photo seem sorta familiar? Find out what it reminds us of after the jump. Keep reading »
