This week’s “True Blood” liveblog is a little different because instead of Amelia, I’m filling in with my take on our favorite vampire series. Check back at 9pm EST when the show starts on HBO! Keep reading »
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Liveblogging “True Blood”!
Who’s ready for another episode of “True Blood”? Me! Me! Me! Will Bill get in big trouble with the vampire council? And more importantly, will he get to hump Sookie before he maybe gets sent to the blood sucker big house? God. I hope so. Keep reading »
The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For November 8-9th 2008
There are two marathons for “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” on this weekend, so there is no excuse for you not to be in the know about the drama and conspicuous consumption. But if McMansions, just-for-the-hell-of-it shopping sprees and gossip aren’t your shtick, then there’s plenty of other stuff to watch. And guess what? All of it isn’t mindless TV. Oh, and don’t forget — Amelia will be liveblogging “True Blood” again on Sunday at 9pm EST! Keep reading »
Liveblogging “True Blood”!
9:14 For the record, I am pretty sure I have the demon inside me, and his name is Mr. Wine.
9:01 Wheeeeee, it’s time!
9:02 For the record, I am eating a turkey sandwich. Also, I just love how bloooooody this show is. Well, that may have been a little much for me, considering how much mustard is on my sandwich.
9:04 This show has an awesome opening sequence. I feel like there’s so much to notice.
9:06 I get why blood would taste better warm, I guess, instead of on ice.
9:08 Jason is a disaster. And I love that Amy is still all “mellow out” despite kidnapping a vampire.
9:09 There’s vampire in yo’ cleavage. Are all vampires bisexual? I think so.
9:11 Eww, I bet vamp blood is salty. Is V the new E? I think so. Jason is sooooo weak willed.
9:14 For the record, I am pretty sure I have the demon inside me, and his name is Mr. Wine.
9:15 Sookie and Bill need to celebrate being alive by having sex now. Instead, Jason is having sex again. Ever since I found out he’s Australian in real life, he’s more attractive. His sex scenes are RAUNCHY though.
9:17 OH NO! The cat died! Anna Paquin kind of has bad skin.
9:20 Jason is kind of Matthew McConaughey-esque. Eww, hello Gwyneth Paltrow, Amy is a raw foodist. Gag. I think she’s probs going to die.
9:24 Who has the worst Southern accent on this show? I vote for Tara or Sookie.
9:26 Oh Tara and her emotional detachment.
9:28 Rene is the hottest under-appreciated guy on this show. Jason reminds me of those straight edge guys who don’t eat meat, but like to beat up on homeless people.
9:31 Color me officially tired of Jason getting more naked screen time than Bill. Ugh.
9:33 Amy reminds me of an interesting conundrum — is it better to be too good for the person you’re with, or have them be too good for you?
9:35 For example, nothing Sam does will make him good enough for me to like him.
9:37 I cannot believe Bill plays Wii.
9:39 Poor gay vamp.
9:41 Hello, are Sookie and Bill going to get it on before Bill goes away?! Hahaha, the vamps are flyering. Awesome.
9:44 I’m sorry, but how is weak ass Sam supposed to protect Sookie?
9:47 Ooooooh, Amy is more dangerous than a vamp? Could she be the killer?! Also, I am 99% sure I can do a better Southern accent than Tara. And Sookie. And Anna Paquin has an Oscar so that’s saying a lot.
9:49 This is shallow, but thing that bugs me most about Sam is his hair. His hair is stupid and so is his facial scruff. Ack! Sookie just told Amy she’s staying at Bill’s because no one will go looking for her there. Amy is the effing killer, I just know it. Okay maybe I’m wrong. Whatever.
9:52 SAM IS THE DOG! SAM IS THE DOG! Maybe? How is that possible? Sometimes him and the dog are together. Wait, maybe the dog is his little messenger, like one of those pigeons from World War I or II. But wait, the dog won’t look at her in her panties — must be lame old Sam. Ugh, this is so confusing.
9:54 Okay, Dean the Dog is obvi Sam. But why do Sam’s clothes disappear when he shapeshifts back? And I still don’t understand how Sam and the dog have coexisted in the same space. There have been one or two scenes in previous episodes where the two of them were together. EXPLAIN IT TO ME WRITERS! Also, explain to me why I got no naked Sookie/Bill sex this episode. I am going to bed unsatisfied.
Until next time. For the record, there are three episodes left this season.
The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For November 1st-2nd 2008
This weekend “Biography” highlights the four key players in the presidential election, just in time for Election Day, this Tuesday November 4th. And if you’re as enthralled with the resurgence of vampire culture as we are, check out the BIO channel on Saturday for “Secret Life of Vampires” at 5 pm. The program will be a study of vampire legends and the impact on pop culture. On Sunday you can watch “True Blood,” which dispels some vampire legends and fully embraces others. See what other Frisky-esque shows are airing this weekend after the jump. Keep reading »
“True Blood” Live Blog This Sunday!
So here’s the deal, peeps. Now that I am fully and completely crack-addicted to “True Blood”, I want to try this live blog thing again during Sunday night’s episode at 9pm on HBO. The last time I tried this, during the “Project Runway” season finale, it was a miserable failure, but we’ve got the kinks worked out. So join me for my super awesome, totally not nerdy “True Blood” live blog extravaganza on Sunday night at 9pm EST. Even if you’ve never watched the show before, this is the perfect night to start. The first commenter, get this, wins one night in the sack with Bill Compton/Stephen Moyer. I swear. Maybe. Be there or die! Keep reading »
Lizzy Caplan & Zooey Deschanel Are Practically Twins!
Ever since Annika got me addicted (like, crack addicted) to “True Blood”, I’ve been obsessing about the fact that Lizzy Caplan looks exactly like Zooey Deschanel. Do the similarities extend further than just looks? Well, here’s a hint — I’d like to be besties with both of them. More info, after the jump… Keep reading »
Who Is Anna Paquin, Anyway?
Anna Paquin has been steaming up the small screen with her role as Sookie Stackhouse on HBO’s “True Blood”. But we realized we know very little about this actress, except that she starred opposite Holly Hunter in “The Piano” at age nine and took on the role of Rogue in the “X-Men” franchise as a teen. That’s quite an expanse of time and we knew she had to have been up to something. You know, keeping her name out there. So after the jump find out how Paquin spends her time and who she spends it with. Keep reading »
Halloween Costumes: True Blood Or Madonna & A-Rod On The Cheap!
Halloween is approaching fast, and if you haven’t picked out a costume yet, you’d better get cracking. To help, we’ve put together two more popular couples costumes. What better way for you and your guy to show your undying devotion to each other than to be Sookie Stackhouse and Bill Compton from “True Blood”? Or the two of you can go as the world’s most popular not-a-couple couple, Madonna and A-rod. If you act fast, you can get rush delivery on some of these items. Other items can be found in a thrift store, your closet or a friend’s closet, so you don’t have to spend a lot of money. Keep reading »
The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For October 25-26th 2008
“They seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That damned elusive Pimpernel.” But you can find the English nobleman that saved many French aristocrats from Madame Guillotine when “The Scarlet Pimpernel” airs on TCM on Sunday at 8 am. I’m actually considering waking up at that ungodly hour to watch this historic romance starring Jane Seymour. You might also like to check out “17 Kids and Counting” marathon, which chronicles the lives of the Duggar family. Also, the Outrageous Pumpkin challenge on the Food Network will definitely get you in the mood for Halloween. Keep reading »
