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Twist: That #2015BestNine Instagram Photo Generator Was Fodder For A Dating Site

Remember the hazy, heady last weeks of 2015, when all you saw on Instagram was picture after picture of all of your friends and frenemies’ top nine pictures of the year? Well, we are sorry to report that it was just a sneaky promo for a new Instagram-based dating app. It’s called Nine, and it… More »


WHOOPS: Anti-Gay Protesters Are Sending People To A Hardcore Gay Porn Site

When these anti-gay protesters set up shop in front of the Carolina Rebellion Music Festival (sponsored, natch, by Monster Energy Drinks, the official energy drink of Satan), they forgot one sort of important thing! Their website had actually expired and the domain name was up for sale.

Enter Reddit user SodomyTickles, who snatched up… More »


9 Benihana Tricks, Ranked

Apparently while the rest of the Christian world was celebrating the rising of Christ last week on Easter, Tori Spelling was instead battling hellfire in the form of hibachi. As Daily Mail would have you believe, Spelling was enjoying an Easter lunch with her adulterously-reared brood at Japanese-themed hibachi restaurant Benihana, and upon her exit, she… More »


How To Hook Up On Easter

Easter marks the beginning of Spring, and there by the infamous Spring Fling season. While it may seem blasphemous, you can bag a man at church, if you’re subtle. Old peeps just love matchmaking! And what better place to meet a nice guy than in church? Here’s how you can turn Easter in to a… More »


Cute Animal Alert: Dog Works In Mysterious Ways

This Golden Retriever pup is the hardest working dog in the vet office business. This little lady has learned how to retrieve papers from the printer and deliver them to waiting customers, which surely makes the vet bill go down a little easier. [YouTube] … More »


8 Ways To Look Rested (Despite Your Sad Sleep Habits)

Between late party nights and deadlines at work, it’s sometimes impossible to fit in the recommended eight hours of sleep per night needed to keep those under eye bags stowed. Here are eight ways to fake a refreshed and well-rested look even if you can’t remember the last time you snoozed soundly. … More »