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Jenny McCarthy Had Tree Sex While She Was High On Ecstasy

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“The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping.”

Jenny MacCarthy confesses to a sexual encounter with a tree while high on ecstasy in her new book Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic. Well, I guess that explains what was going on with that girl who was caught on video humping a tree. Maybe if I did drugs I’d find a lot more possible sex partners of the inanimate variety. Actually … I think I’ll pass. [DListed]

Be My Boyfriend: Most Misogynist Tree Removal Guy

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You had me at, “I don’t take no orders from no woman.”

Meet Ihor Stetkewycz, the man of my dreams — a tree removal guy who pissed off Detroit-area residents when he dumped a pile of tree stumps on their street and sped off. But that’s not why we’re in love. Ihor is my boyfriend because of the deft way he handled his ABC News on-air interview, where he told the female reporter that “I don’t take no orders from no woman.” He then followed it up by stating several times that the neighbor that complained about his misdeed “must have been a woman and I don’t listen to no woman, I just tell ‘em to shut up.” Obviously, he’s kind of a prince among men. [Buzzfeed]

You’ve Had Too Much To Drink If You Find Yourself Getting It On With A Tree

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Let this video be a warning to you, ladies. If you are at a bar, or say, a music festival, before you take the next shot or throw back another cocktail, ask yourself: “If I take this next drink, will I be so drunk that I will kiss a TREE, wrap my legs around a TREE, dirty dance with a TREE, grind my pelvis against a TREE?” If the answer is YES, you must cease and desist. For there is tree sex in your future and you don’t wanna be that girl. [Buzzfeed]

Santa Can’t Afford To Give You This

For my teeny tiny Christmas tree in my Manhattan apartment, I purchased one of those flimsy contraptions, certainly built to only last one season. But this Swarovski-encrusted tree stand is putting me to shame. It’s shiny, fancy, and really, really expensive at $14,770. Could this be the very best present under a tree? [Born Rich] Keep reading »

Love Vandal: Heart On A Tree

Spray painting a heart onto a tree is kinder than carving one into it.
Have you seen graffiti that’s kind of sweet (even if it is against the law)? Send us a pic at tips@thefrisky.com. Keep reading »

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