Posts tagged "tree"

Jenny McCarthy Had Tree Sex While She Was High On Ecstasy

"The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping." -- Jenny MacCarthy confesses to a sexual encounter with a tree while high on ecstasy in her new book Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic. Well, I guess that explai…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 11, 2012

Be My Boyfriend: Most Misogynist Tree Removal Guy

You had me at, "I don't take no orders from no woman." Meet Ihor Stetkewycz, the man of my dreams -- a tree removal guy who pissed off Detroit-area residents when he dumped a pile of tree stumps on their street and sped off. But that's not why we're in love. Ihor is my boyfriend…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 14, 2012

You’ve Had Too Much To Drink If You Find Yourself Getting It On With A Tree

Let this video be a warning to you, ladies. If you are at a bar, or say, a music festival, before you take the next shot or throw back another cocktail, ask yourself: "If I take this next drink, will I be so drunk that I will kiss a TREE, wrap my legs around a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 29, 2012

Taking Festive Fashion To New Heights

A holiday dress that's equal parts Lady Gaga and "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas." Sure to terrify and amaze. [1Funny]…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 8, 2010

Santa Can’t Afford To Give You This

For my teeny tiny Christmas tree in my Manhattan apartment, I purchased one of those flimsy contraptions, certainly built to only last one season. But this Swarovski-encrusted tree stand is putting me to shame. It's shiny, fancy, and really, really expensive at $14,770. Could this be the very best present under a tree? [Born Rich]…

By: Bianca Posterli / November 20, 2009

Love Vandal: Heart On A Tree

Spray painting a heart onto a tree is kinder than carving one into it. Have you seen graffiti that's kind of sweet (even if it is against the law)? Send us a pic at tips@thefrisky.com.

By: Catherine Strawn / March 25, 2008