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You’ve Had Too Much To Drink If You Find Yourself Getting It On With A Tree

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Let this video be a warning to you, ladies. If you are at a bar, or say, a music festival, before you take the next shot or throw back another cocktail, ask yourself: “If I take this next drink, will I be so drunk that I will kiss a TREE, wrap my legs around a TREE, dirty dance with a TREE, grind my pelvis against a TREE?” If the answer is YES, you must cease and desist. For there is tree sex in your future and you don’t wanna be that girl. [Buzzfeed]

Santa Can’t Afford To Give You This

For my teeny tiny Christmas tree in my Manhattan apartment, I purchased one of those flimsy contraptions, certainly built to only last one season. But this Swarovski-encrusted tree stand is putting me to shame. It’s shiny, fancy, and really, really expensive at $14,770. Could this be the very best present under a tree? [Born Rich] Keep reading »

Love Vandal: Heart On A Tree

Spray painting a heart onto a tree is kinder than carving one into it.
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