Tortoises

Some Tortoises Totally Had Sex During A Fashion Show For NYFW

Fashion designer Mathieu Mirano’s desert-themed runway show for his Fall 2016 collection went off without a hitch except for some randy reptiles who couldn’t wait to jump each other’s bones.

Katrin Higher | February 13, 2016 - 11:00 am

150 Year Old Galapagos Tortoise Peacefully Put To Rest

A giant Galapagos tortoise named Speed, who was more than 150 years old was put down at the San Diego Zoo in California on Sunday.

Zoologists say that…

Katrin Higher | June 21, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Watch This Tortoise’s Futile Attempts At Fornicating With A Croc

Today in extremely old video gems from the depths of YouTube, I bring you the sad story of Toby the Tortoise who spends a solid minute or so puttin’ in…

Megan Reynolds | January 16, 2015 - 9:30 am