Some Tortoises Totally Had Sex During A Fashion Show For NYFW
Fashion designer Mathieu Mirano’s desert-themed runway show for his Fall 2016 collection went off without a hitch except for some randy reptiles who couldn’t wait to jump each other’s bones.
150 Year Old Galapagos Tortoise Peacefully Put To Rest
A giant Galapagos tortoise named Speed, who was more than 150 years old was put down at the San Diego Zoo in California on Sunday.
Zoologists say that…
Watch This Tortoise’s Futile Attempts At Fornicating With A Croc
Today in extremely old video gems from the depths of YouTube, I bring you the sad story of Toby the Tortoise who spends a solid minute or so puttin’ in…