This week’s Star proclaims that a “95 lb” Tori Spelling collapsed because she was so thin and fragile. Spelling responded by taking to her Twitter and daring them to come over, scale in hand, for a little tea weighing session. Dude, what if they say yes? [Twitter]

Tori Spelling has been in and out of the hospital all week, complaining of severe abdominal pain. Apparently, seeking treatment has brought no relief, or even a conclusive diagnosis. I know this because her husband, Dean McDermott, has been keeping me posted 140 alphanumeric characters at a time. Tweeting about going to the hospital seems a surprising way to handle stress when a loved one is ill—at first. When I went back further into Dean’s twitter history I noticed he’d had an unspeakably unpleasant flu virus earlier this month. I noticed because he squawked, I mean tweeted, about his own discomfort more than he tweeted about Tori’s. To be fair, several tweets were concern for the health of his family, as he started his own recovery. There was something familiar, though, about the progression of these sick celebrity tweets. Has it become a celebrity trend to tweet health updates to concerned fans? After the jump, five more cases of celebrities tweeting their sickness.

Tori Spelling and supermodel Veronica Webb appear to be watching two different shows from the front row at Christian Siriano this weekend. [NYC, 9/12/09]

It’s Wednesday, which means the week is half over and you’ve made it through hump day. But even more importantly, new ‘bloids just hit newsstands. Lest you have to actually buy them, here’s the juiciest and, uh, most ultra-true stories from each.

“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to shave me. He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”

—Tori Spelling in her new book Mommywood [via Perez Hilton]

Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling seem to be nuzzling noses at the party for Tori’s new book, Mommywood. Maybe there’s a lesbian storyline coming up on “90210”? [Hollywood, 4/13/09]

1. One of her implants deflated.
2. She saw that her husband, Dean McDermott, had borrowed her red nail polish without permission again.
3. A security guard at the Christian Siriano show at Fashion Week dared ask for her ticket.

This week on “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” guest star Dean McDermott (Tori Spelling’s hubby) had on toenail polish! Say what? Both he and Kate Beckinsale’s director husband, Len Wiseman, have been seen strutting around LA in sandals to show off their colorful polish.  But with around 30% of salon clients being male, they’re not the only bros getting their feet professionally pedicured. As hotel spa director, David Erlich, says, when it comes to treating your tootsies, “Men are the new women.” Yeah, the mantyhose, bras, garter belts, and girdles for men sorta hinted at that…

Do you think she got dressed with the intention of matching the color at the Pumpkin Patch? [Los Angeles, 10/11/08]