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WTF: Topshop’s $160 Antler Headband

We all have those momentary lapses in judgment when we make purchases we regret (see: nipple tassels, sequin leggings, full-body Spanx). But why on earth someone would buy these Topshop antlers is beyond us. For $160, we wonder just how, exactly, one would get “good use” out of them? The only explanation we could think of is if you somehow have six very fancy costume parties coming up and plan on dressing as Rudolph to all of them. Otherwise, you’d have to be really, really drunk to think spending $160 on an antler headband is a good idea. [Topshop] Keep reading »

Stock Up Now: Kate Moss To End Topshop Collab

Sad news: You won’t be able to get your Kate Moss-designed sequined maxi dresses and slouchy vests anymore because the she’ll be ending her business relationship with Topshop. This comes as a bit of a surprise seeing that the last Topshop/Moss-related news had to do with the model making and selling jam at Topshop, which might be completely random (or just a weird rumor), but definitely didn’t indicate any ending of a relationship. Although Moss has reportedly earned some $5.2 million from her personal style-influenced designs for the retailer, she apparently has more on her plate this year and can’t give enough time to designing the collections.

Here’s where things get interesting, however: Following Moss’s departure, Topshop’s owner, Sir Philip Green, has enlisted his 19-year-old daughter, Chloe, to design her own line for the store …
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Kate Moss To Add “Jam Maker” To Her Resume?

Kate Moss has worn a lot of hats in her life already—model, designer, horrible singer, writer (ha!). And now … she wants to make jam? Random! That’s the word floating around the rumor mill now—that Moss adores plums and has a jam recipe that she wants to mass produce. According to Hint magazine, the British supermodel has even gone so far as to ask “Topshop’s Sir Philip Green to get her prime product placement on store shelves.” Keep reading »

Bondage-Style Lingerie That Won’t Tie You Down

It’s no easy feat to find high-class, dominatrix-vibe lingerie for mid-range prices. You can either buy some plastic getup from the porn store, or drop half your rent on something ultra-luxe. (Which would be ideal were we all millionaires. Alas, alas.) For something sexy and slightly dark, look to this Topshop bodysuit. The simple form has just a slight S&M vibe thanks to caged side panels. Worn alone, it’s a badass surprise, but pair it with the right accessories and stockings and you can make it more costumey. Now get to it! Before we make you scrub The Frisky office toilet with a toothbrush.

[$70.00 Topshop]

Topshop Wants To Help You Tat Yourself

Chanel’s fake tattoos have been spotted on the skin of some famous ladies lately, obviously gifts from the design house, but if you aren’t an F.O.K. (friend of Karl, as in Lagerfeld) that doesn’t mean you can’t decorate your body with a few temporary designs. We’re certainly not suggesting you head to the nearest kids’ party store for a multi-pack of flowers, hearts, and stars, as that would hardly be fashion-forward. Ahem. Topshop’s here to serve as the middle ground for tattoos, in between designer and juvenile options. The retailer offers a variety of options, including a bird tattoo that looks a lot like one of the Chanel tats, a heart with wings, and a selection of chains for your ankle or wrist. All that’s missing are the double C’s, but at least you’ll be on trend. Do you think you’ll try out some fake ink this summer? [Topshop] Keep reading »

BFF Necklaces For The Brokenhearted?

Aww, we remember when we had a BFF necklace just like this one … er, actually, upon closer inspection, this Topshop doodad isn’t at all about memorializing your everlasting best friend love, but rather about ripping any pleasant sentiments to shreds. So, what, you give this to people you know you’re going to break up with? That’s not very nice. [Topshop] Keep reading »

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