Posts tagged "topless"

The Best Boobs At Fashion Week (NSFW)

Another fall, another round of intense fashion weeks. Whether we're talking Melbourne or Milan, one thing remains a constant -- there are a lot of damn boobs on the runway. And sometimes they fall out of their shirts or stand at attention under sheer underthings. Here, we've captured the latest round of boobs on display…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 1, 2012

Mark Your Calendars: August 26 Is National Go Topless Day

I suspect National Go Topless Day on August 26 will be celebrated the usual way people celebrate things like National Go Topless Day, which is that the only people who will go topless will be those you would rather keep their shirts on. But if you live in Washington, DC., Seattle, Miami, Columbus, Asheville, Honolulu,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 20, 2012

Topless Driver Has The Best Excuse Ever

Best excuse ever for not pulling over for a cop: "I couldn't pull over because I was topless." This was a Florida (of course) woman's reason for speeding away from police when they attempted to pull her over for running a stoplight in her pickup truck. Thirty-five-year-old teaching assistant Mandy Ramsay was indeed driving around…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 8, 2012

Miley Cyrus Poses Topless. What Else Is New?

A Miley Cyrus topless pic is not a reason to run through the newsroom screaming "Stop the presses!" This is, after all, a girl who posed topless in a photoshoot with her father in Vanity Fair magazine when she was 15. The blog LOTRAF claims the pic was supposedly taken as a "private" photo for her…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 1, 2012

Woman Goes Topless In New York City In The Name Of Freedom

When most people see Moira Johnston walking through the streets of New York, they probably aren't thinking "freedom fighter," they're thinking, "That woman's topless." But to Johnston, politics and breasts go hand in hand -- although, truth be told, one is more preferable to actually hold. The 29-year-old topless dancer from Philadelphia may be baring…

By: The Huffington Post / July 31, 2012

Kristen Stewart Topless, Giving Two Handies At Once In “On The Road” (NSFW)

Someone took some naughty cell phone footage of "On the Road" at a Cannes screening. It's very poor quality and there are French subtitles, but yes, that is Kristen Stewart topless, giving simultaneous handjobs to Garrett Hedlund and Sam Riley in a moving vehicle. Firstly, that sounds very dangerous. Don't try it at home. Secondly,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 22, 2012

Gisele Bunchen’s Butt Is On The Cover Of French Vogue

French Vogue's got the scoop -- or rather the two scoops -- of Gisele Bunchen's butt on its latest cover. The topless supermodel poses with a sandy bottom on the June issue, showing off her perfect backside. What was it that Kelis said about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard? [Vogue]…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 16, 2012

Lauren Conrad Poses Topless For “Glamour”

We never pegged Lauren Conrad as a side-boob exhibitionist, but here she is posing topless on the May 2012 cover of Glamour for the "Swimsuit Issue." Wait, the swimsuit issue? Fifty percent of her swimsuit is missing! Gah, no one will be complaining .  [Us Weekly]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 3, 2012

10 Celebs Who Showed Off T&A In Twitpics

Kim Kardashian couldn't sleep last night, so she decided to share this sexy Twitpic with her millions of followers. It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she launched her lingerie collection this week (and this looks rather airbrushed like an ad). It was a mere coincidence I'm sure. Some celebs love getting…

By: The Frisky / March 16, 2012

Nude Kate Moss, Bare Milla Jovovich & Tons More Sexy Ladies In The 2012 Pirelli Calendar (NSFW!)

So what's the difference between saying that the 2012 Pirelli calendar features a boatload of naked models looking smoking hot, and saying the 2012 Pirelli calendar features a crapton of nude models looking friggin' sexy? Well, according to the art historian Kenneth Clark: To be naked is to be deprived of our clothes, and the…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 9, 2011

Posing 101: 13 Celebs Go Topless With Only Hands As Shields

If you're a celeb or model posing topless on the cover of a "respectable" magazine, you've got to find a way to cover the naughty bits. Behold, one of the more popular magazine cover poses -- the breast cupping. It's a pose that says, "I'm topless! But you still can't see my nipples! Mysterious." Kathy

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 15, 2011

Breastfeeding Mom Harassed At Public Pool Despite Topless Law

In Norwalk, Ohio, Chrissy Houtz had a stranger take a picture of her while she was nursing her newborn son at the city pool, and they passed it around like a "wanted poster." She was harassed and told to stop, but after speaking with Ken Leber, the Norwalk Parks and Recreation Superintendent, who promised to…

By: The Stir / August 6, 2011

Pippa Middleton, Topless For Real This Time

The world has gone Pippa Middleton crazy. Just as People splashed her on the cover along with the headline "Fun, flirty, and suddenly famous, the knockout sibling who stole the show," the interwebs promised us topless photos of Pippa, this time sans bra. Here is the most scandalous of the new images, which show Pippa…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 12, 2011

Topless Ukrainian Feminists Protest NZ Radio Station’s Mail Order Bride Contest

A notorious topless Ukrainian feminist group turned out to protest the New Zealand radio show "Win A Wife" contest that matches up a Kiwi man with a "mail order bride" in Ukraine. Nine women from Femen were outraged — rightly so — about The Rock FM's “Win a Wife” contest, announced on Valentine’s Day, i…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 5, 2011

American Apparel’s New Swimwear Ad Goes Topless

American Apparel's new swimwear ads are here and---OMG, are those nipples?! Yes, the gratuitously provocative ad department at American Apparel has brought us a topless model for spring. Let's all pretend we're freethinking Europeans and not have a cow about this, OK? Personally, I could care less about headlights in advertising, but the first thing…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 23, 2011

Jennifer Aniston Will Go Topless, Smoke Pot & Have A Threesome In Upcoming Apatow Comedy

After her latest film, "The Switch," bombed at the box office, Jennifer Aniston has finally decided to switch things up. Well, sorta. According to Hollywood Life, the actress has signed on for the next Judd Apatow comedy, "Wanderlust," and will be playing Paul Rudd's "chain-smoking" wife who "sleeps around" and even goes "topless" at one…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 25, 2010

Poll: Would You Sunbathe Topless?

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By: Simcha / August 23, 2010

Katy Perry Poses Topless For Esquire

Oops! Katy Perry lost her top posing in high-waisted shorts for the British edition of Esquire magazine. Am I the only one surprised at the size of her boobs? Also: what's going on with her knees. They look a bit smudge-y. Photoshop? [TheSuperficial.com]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 28, 2010

Topless Stripper Pinatas Giving Texans An Eyeful

A pinata shop in Donna, Texas, sells the usual Elmo and Batman pinatas, but it also sells one particularly troubling item: a pinata of a topless lady on a stripper pole. Moms who drive past the nudie pinatas told the local news station it's inappropriate for little kids to see. No one questions, though, whether…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 14, 2010