Topless nuns were seen hosing down anti-gay marriage demonstrators with “holy sperm” last Sunday in Paris.
Go ahead. Read that sentence again.
Of course, these weren’t real nuns! FEMEN, the breast-baring Ukrainian women’s movement, is famous for spreading awareness about a cause through nudity. When FEMEN found out that more than… READ MORE »
“Acting is secondary—I don’t feel like it’s going to stick around because it’s not something I want to do forever. My art has always been my top priority and I have far more experience in that field than I do in film. It’s hard to explain without sounding like a dick. I’m not that person. READ MORE »
Another fall, another round of intense fashion weeks. Whether we’re talking Melbourne or Milan, one thing remains a constant — there are a lot of damn boobs on the runway. And sometimes they fall out of their shirts or stand at attention under sheer underthings. Here, we’ve captured the latest round of boobs on display… READ MORE »
I suspect National Go Topless Day on August 26 will be celebrated the usual way people celebrate things like National Go Topless Day, which is that the only people who will go topless will be those you would rather keep their shirts on. But if you live in Washington, DC., Seattle, Miami, Columbus, Asheville, Honolulu,… READ MORE »
Best excuse ever for not pulling over for a cop: “I couldn’t pull over because I was topless.” This was a Florida (of course) woman’s reason for speeding away from police when they attempted to pull her over for running a stoplight in her pickup truck. Thirty-five-year-old teaching assistant Mandy Ramsay was indeed driving around… READ MORE »
A Miley Cyrus topless pic is not a reason to run through the newsroom screaming “Stop the presses!” This is, after all, a girl who posed topless in a photoshoot with her father in Vanity Fair magazine when she was 15. The blog LOTRAF claims the pic was supposedly taken as a “private” photo for her… READ MORE »
When most people see Moira Johnston walking through the streets of New York, they probably aren’t thinking “freedom fighter,” they’re thinking, “That woman’s topless.”
But to Johnston, politics and breasts go hand in hand — although, truth be told, one is more preferable to actually hold.
The 29-year-old topless dancer from… READ MORE »
Someone took some naughty cell phone footage of “On the Road” at a Cannes screening. It’s very poor quality and there are French subtitles, but yes, that is Kristen Stewart topless, giving simultaneous handjobs to Garrett Hedlund and Sam Riley in a moving vehicle. Firstly, that sounds very dangerous. Don’t try it at home. Secondly,… READ MORE »
French Vogue’s got the scoop — or rather the two scoops — of Gisele Bunchen’s butt on its latest cover. The topless supermodel poses with a sandy bottom on the June issue, showing off her perfect backside. What was it that Kelis said about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard? [Vogue] … READ MORE »
We never pegged Lauren Conrad as a side-boob exhibitionist, but here she is posing topless on the May 2012 cover of Glamour for the “Swimsuit Issue.” Wait, the swimsuit issue? Fifty percent of her swimsuit is missing! Gah, no one will be complaining . [Us Weekly] … READ MORE »
Kim Kardashian couldn’t sleep last night, so she decided to share this sexy Twitpic with her millions of followers. It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she launched her lingerie collection this week (and this looks rather airbrushed like an ad). It was a mere coincidence I’m sure. Some celebs love getting… READ MORE »
So what’s the difference between saying that the 2012 Pirelli calendar features a boatload of naked models looking smoking hot, and saying the 2012 Pirelli calendar features a crapton of nude models looking friggin’ sexy? Well, according to the art historian Kenneth Clark:
To be naked is to be deprived of our clothes, and… READ MORE »
If you’re a celeb or model posing topless on the cover of a “respectable” magazine, you’ve got to find a way to cover the naughty bits. Behold, one of the more popular magazine cover poses — the breast cupping. It’s a pose that says, “I’m topless! But you still can’t see my nipples! Mysterious.” Kathy… READ MORE »
In Norwalk, Ohio, Chrissy Houtz had a stranger take a picture of her while she was nursing her newborn son at the city pool, and they passed it around like a “wanted poster.” She was harassed and told to stop, but after speaking with Ken Leber, the Norwalk Parks and Recreation Superintendent, who promised to… READ MORE »
American Apparel’s new swimwear ads are here and—OMG, are those nipples?! Yes, the gratuitously provocative ad department at American Apparel has brought us a topless model for spring. Let’s all pretend we’re freethinking Europeans and not have a cow about this, OK? Personally, I could care less about headlights in advertising, but the first thing… READ MORE »