toothpick thief

Guys

Dear Unidentified Man Who Stole 400,000 Toothpicks,

Let me start by saying that I do not condone theft. But I will say, your crime intrigues me. I am imagining the circumstances under which someone would break into a toothpick factory and steal $3,000 worth of product — that’s nearly half a million toothpicks! READ MORE »