Dear Unidentified Man Who Stole 400,000 Toothpicks,
Let me start by saying that I do not condone theft. But I will say, your crime intrigues me. I am imagining the circumstances under which someone would break into a toothpick factory and steal $3,000 worth of product — that’s nearly half a million toothpicks!
Looks like a good kisser to me.
Michael B. Jordan — Michael on “The Wire,” Vince on “Friday Night Lights,” Oscar Grant in “Fruitville Station” — was already fine as hell, but it looks like he spent quite a bit of time at the gym preparing for his “Rocky” spin-off movie, “Creed.” The trailer dropped on Tuesday and features Sly Stallone reprising…