Could Sharon Spencer Save Hollywood A Lot Of Heartache?

Posted by: Ami Angelowicz 11:50AM, Friday September 25th 2009 Filed in: celebs

There’s nothing more traumatizing then a big, dirty Hollywood breakup and the mudslinging that follows. Example: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. The sudden breakup, the canceled birthday party, the boat drama, the mental breakdown. But could all of this mess have been prevented by some good relationship advice? No, I’m not talking about a top-dollar A-list shrink. I’m talking about Canadian relationship expert Sharon Spencer. Sharon has made a charming (?) series of videos offering complimentary celebrity relationship counseling to Hollywood couples. Maybe Jessica and Tony would still be together today had they only listened to Sharon’s wise advice: “Tony be gentle and Jessica ride a cowboy.” After the jump, some more sage advice from Sharon Spencer and, sometimes, if you’re lucky, her husband Fred.

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Jessica Simpson Predicts Her Breakup In Glamour Interview

Posted by: Daniela Guernica 1:10PM, Wednesday August 05th 2009 Filed in: celebs

Jessica Simpson on the September cover of Glamour

She should have knocked on wood. Jessica Simpson is on the cover of the September issue of Glamour, looking happy and chic. But, natch, the interview and photo shoot happened before Tony Romo told her that he didn’t want to be her Ken doll. So it’s interesting that, in the story, Jessica makes an odd psychic prediction about her life sans Romo:

“If this article comes out and we’re not together, I’d still love him, and he’d still be a huge part of who I am today.”

Check out her other musings, after the jump. [Glamour]

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Gallery: Celebrity Exes Who Got Away With The Goods

Posted by: Daniela Guernica 1:30PM, Saturday August 01st 2009 Filed in: celebs, galleries

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s break-up with Tony Romo cost her a lot. Her pop-star image is now smeared by relentless media ridicule, she had no Ken for her Barbie birthday party and now everybody thinks she’s bad luck. And now the singer’s out $100K. No, Tony didn’t take it, but he may as well have. Jessica broke the bank for her beau back in April, gifting her football stud with a $100,000 boat. Unfortunately, Jessica and Tony didn’t get to sail on their love boat. But Jessica asking for the boat back. She recently revealed that she’s not “an Indian giver.” [Celebitchy]

Jessica, here’s some advice—get the boat back, cash it in, and go on a tropical vacay to get over that douche. Better yet, sail the boat to your luxury destination. When normal couples break up, it’s hard enough to swap back CDs and t-shirts. For celebrities, I guess the stakes are a lot higher. Whatever Jessica decides to do, here are some more celebs whose exes got away with the goods.

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Jessica Simpson Gets Dumped Right Before Her Ken And Barbie Themed B-Day Party!

Posted by: Nikki Dowling 9:20AM, Tuesday July 14th 2009 Filed in: celebs

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo as Barbie and Ken

What’s worse than getting dumped right before your birthday? Getting dumped right before your Ken and Barbie-themed birthday party!!! This is exactly what happened to Jessica Simpson when Tony Romo broke it off with her. Obvs, Jess canceled the fiesta because, without Ken, Barbie just can’t go on. [People] — We think the spilit might’ve happened when Tony realized he was dating a five-year-old? After the jump, our predictions for what this party could’ve been.

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Big Ballers: Some Celebs Have A Serious Athlete Fetish

Posted by: Daniela Guernica 2:00PM, Saturday June 13th 2009 Filed in: celebs, galleries

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt/Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo

Paris Hilton must love sports or at least the men that play them. After suddenly breaking up with boyfriend/minor league baseball cutie Doug Reinhardt, Paris was seen snuggling up to soccer sexpot Cristiano Ronaldo. She is now apparently back with Reinhardt after her little soccer tryst.

Keep clicking for some other female celebs satisfying their athlete fetish, after the jump…

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Celebrity Pet Names: From “Butters” To “Waynetta Slob”

Posted by: Daniela Guernica 6:00AM, Thursday June 11th 2009 Filed in: celebs, galleries

Caroline Flack/Prince Harry

I have always been a fan of giving celebrities nicknames. It’s just way more fun to say “Brangelina” rather than “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie,” and “my future husband” instead of “Justin Timberlake.” But watch out when celebrity couples team up and nickname each other. Case in point, Prince Harry’s new girlfriend Caroline Flack, who calls her real-life prince charming “Jam” because “he’s got jam-colored hair and he’s sweet.”

Keep clicking for more pet names that are cute, silly, and just plain weird.

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Gallery: When Celebrities Wear Douchey T-Shirts

Posted by: Jessica Strul 8:45AM, Monday June 01st 2009 Filed in: celebs, galleries

Constantine Maroulis

Yesterday, “American Idol” alum and Tony Award Nominee Constantine Maroulis kicked off the Broadway Summer Softball League’s 55th season by singing the National Anthem. But according to his shirt, Maroulis was celebrating something else, too. He proudly donned a baseball-tee that read, “Hooray For Boobies.” Um, ew? We have to give the famous Simon Cowell scowl to this shirt.

We thought the days of the message t-shirt were behind us. Alas, no. When we took a look around Celebuland, we noticed lots of other stars sporting ironic, obnoxious, and plain old WTF tees. Get ready to cringe.

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Freakish Celebrity Couple Height Differences!

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 2:00PM, Wednesday March 18th 2009 Filed in: celebs, galleries

Celebrity Couple Height Differences

Christina Ricci, a pint sized 5 feet, is getting married! To a giant! Her fiance, Owen Benjamin, is an impressive 6 feet 6 inches. Is she going to have to stand on a stool at the altar? Keep clicking for more celebrity couples who didn’t let distance come between their love (well, with the exception of one…)

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Star Couplings: What Was Behind The Prince Harry And Chelsy Davy Split?

Posted by: Annika Harris 9:30AM, Wednesday January 28th 2009 Filed in: celebs

Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy Split, Why?

Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy split up because she’s homesick for Africa and he seems too committed to army life. You’d think that being a prince would make it possible for you to take extra time here and there. [People.com]

Guy Ritchie’s father, John, said he’s pleased Madge and his son split, adding that the worst thing would be if they reconciled. I guess it’s not obvious to John that Madonna has definitely moved on. [Perez Hilton]

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Touchdown: 9 Hot Quarterbacks

Posted by: Persia Ali 12:00PM, Saturday January 03rd 2009 Filed in: galleries, guys

Splash News

I always shed a tear when the regular season of football ends. Although the playoffs start Saturday, I still miss watching all my favorite quarterbacks run around in their tight little spandex trying to score a touchdown. But fret no more. Out of the 32 NFL teams, here are the top nine quarterbacks I am still going to drool over throughout 2009.

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Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Hoping To Get Pregs

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 9:00AM, Tuesday December 23rd 2008 Filed in: celebs

Jessica Simpson And Tony Romo Trying For Baby

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are supposedly actively trying to have a baby because there is no effing way Jess is letting Ashlee steal her thunder. [Perez Hilton]

Pete Wentz is so edgy. He tasted Momma Ashlee’s breast milk! Punk rock! [DListed]

John Mayer is THE WORST. He apparently hates Jennifer Aniston’s dogs. You know what I hate? Stupid fat lipped singers who hate dogs. [DListed]

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Star Couplings: Carrie Underwood Really Doesn’t Have Late Night Phone Parties With Tony Romo

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 8:30AM, Wednesday November 05th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Carrie Underwood Doesn't Talk To Tony Romo

Carrie Underwood says that comment about her still talking to Tony Romo was taken out of context. [Perez Hilton]

Speaking of Tony Romo, his girlfriend Jessica Simpson said her ex-husband Nick Lachey wasn’t “the right one” and when she marries again, it will be forever. [Us Weekly]

Anne Hathaway’s new boyfriend is a fellow actor named Adam Shulman, who was in a made for TV movie called “The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning.” [Perez Hilton]

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Star Couplings: Mandy Moore Gives Good Bedside Manner

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 7:00AM, Tuesday October 14th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Mandy Moore totally wants DJ A.M. back. [Hot1047.com]

Oh Jen. How can you expect sympathy now? Aniston apparently is back together with John Mayer. Lame. [Perez Hilton]

STFU Eva Longoria. Remember how she said she was “just fat” after pregnancy rumors started circulating. Well, in the new issue of Allure she says, “I never went up a size! I just got rounder. I’m still a size 0.” [DListed]

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The Daily Squeeze: Condomless Sex, Work Supervisors, & The Jessica Simpson Jinx

Posted by: Catherine Strawn 8:30AM, Wednesday September 10th 2008 Filed in: news

About one in four American teens will contract an STD, mainly because many fail to use condoms routinely and consistently. A study of 1,400 people ages 15 to 21 who had had unprotected sex in the previous 90 days found that they didn’t use condoms because they believe they reduce sexual pleasure and were concerned their partner wouldn’t approve of their use. [EurekAlert]

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Star Couplings: Simpson Vs. Underwood, It’s War!

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 7:00AM, Friday September 05th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Carrie Underwood apparently thinks that Jessica Simpson doing magazine interviews about her love life is desperate. A source said: “She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.” Team Underwood! [DListed]

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Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Curses Her Relationship With Tony Romo

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 7:00AM, Thursday August 28th 2008 Filed in: celebs

In the new issue of People, Jessica Simpson calls Tony Romo the love of her life. T-minus 2 weeks till they break up! [People]

So Samantha Ronson is writing a memoir maybe. And then Michael Lohan said that Sam is using Lindsay because no one knew who she was until she met his daughter. And then Lindsay was like, “STFU, Dad!” And Sam was all, “See dude, this is why your daughter doesn’t talk to you. It’s not my fault she likes me better.” Boo-ya. [DListed]

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Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Calls Carrie Underwood A Liar

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 7:00AM, Thursday August 21st 2008 Filed in: celebs

Jessica Simpson was asked on a radio show about Carrie Underwood’s assertion that Tony Romo still calls her—Jessica said that she and Tony laughed about it and that she knows it’s not true because she checked Tony’s call log. Girlfriend, he can delete any evidence you know? [Perez Hilton]

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Star Couplings: Tony Romo Is Still Blowin’ Up Carrie Underwood’s Cell

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 6:30AM, Wednesday August 13th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Carrie Underwood told Allure that her ex, Tony Romo, still totally calls her all the time and she doesn’t, like, pick up. Wonder if Jessica Simpson, Romo’s current GF, is aware of his phone habits… [DListed]

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Quick Pic: Tony Romo Has A Jessica Simpson Growing From His Armpit

Posted by: The Frisky 4:30PM, Tuesday July 08th 2008 Filed in: celebs

This photo made us laugh so hard because it looks like Jessica is just an extra appendage on Tony’s body. FREAKY. [Janesville, WI, 6/27/08]

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Star Couplings: Amy Winehouse Keeps Getting Nuttier

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry 6:00AM, Tuesday June 17th 2008 Filed in: celebs

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized again, this time for fainting. We are quickly losing hope for a third album. [Perez Hilton]

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