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Cher Claims Tom Cruise Was Amazing In Bed — Plus, Meet The Sperm Whisperer

Guy Talk: Protection
Guy Talk: Enough With The Unprotected Sex Already
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Cunnilingus Is Pointless
There's No Point To Cunnilingus, But We Don't Care
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  • On “Watch What Happens Live” this week, Cher named Tom Cruise as one of her top five all-time lovers. I wonder how much the Church of Scientology paid her to say that. [Socialite Life]
  • This guy did us a solid and tried out those weird Chinese herbal sex supplements so that we never have to. [Nerve]
  • One woman solves the problem of where to find other women to date. Lesbians, those elusive pack animals (her words, not mine). [Your Tango]
  • Being farted on, ass hair and other things that you only put up with when you’re sleeping with someone. And it better be good sex if they’re farting on you regularly. [Cracked]
  • This guy is known as the sperm whisperer. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Suri Cruise, Age 7, Is Launching Her Own Fashion Line For Girls

Suri's Body Double
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Suri Cruise has her own body double to confuse the paparazzi. Read More »
Cinderella Suri
Suri Cruise eats snacks and tries to feed her mom Katie Holmes as well when at the garden at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC
Suri Cruise slept inside Cinderella's castle at Disney World. Read More »
Katie's A Badass
Five reasons why Katie Holmes is our new hero. Read More »
Suri's New School
Suri is headed to the Avenues World School in NYC. Read More »
  • Prodigal child Suri Cruise, the seven-year-old daughter of Katie Holmes and (roll eyes) Tom Cruise, is launching a children’s fashion line — “her first collection for young girls” — at a department store this fall. The line, which will be called Suri, is supposed to make up for the first six years of her life spent in some weird cult and photographed constantly as a prop to further her parents’ respective careers. OK, I just made that last part up. [Page Six]
  • Bravo is threatening to cancel “The Real Housewives Of New York City” if the ladies won’t sign their new contracts. Yeah, right, like Bravo would jeapordize that cash cow. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Dream casting the “Sweet Valley High” movie musical. Yes, movie musical! [Cosmopolitan] Keep reading »

Julianne Hough And Tom Cruise Desperately Want To Hookup

ust a few weeks after pulling the plug on her two year relationship with Ryan Seacrest, Julianne Hough has already taken aim at another hot Hollywood A-lister and it’s none other than Tom Cruise.  The young starlet considers working on the set of Rock of Ages with him to be one of the best times in her life and truly believes that they shared serious chemistry, in spite of both being attached at the time.

According to the April 15th edition of National Enquirer Julianne has been pouring over scripts lately, not looking for the next perfect role for herself, but trying to guess which project Tom will latch onto next. She also has asked her writer friend to craft the perfect project to reunite her on camera with Tom. Read more at Celeb Dirty Laundry…

The Man Who Claimed He Had A Gay Sex Tape Of Tom Cruise Is Suing Him

Fetishes 101
fetish
Everything you need to know about having a fetish. Read More »
Barbie Vagina
Women are getting cosmetic surgery to get rid of their labias. Read More »
Sex For FB Likes?
This teenage girl will have sex with a teenage boy if her gets 1 million FB likes. Read More »
  • Michael Davis Sapir, the guy who claimed he had a gay sex tape of Tom Cruise back in 2001, has filed a lawsuit alleging that Tom and his legal team tapped his phone and illegally recorded his conversations. Ruh roh. In other news, I stumbled upon this picture of Tom Cruise with a penis on his face (NSFW) and laughed for approximately 20 minutes. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • What do gay guys think about vaginas? Ask Tom Cruise or watch this video. [Socialite Life]
  • Here are some rules for a successful threesome. Rule number two is “be cool,” which I always follow, no threesome necessary. So really, these are rules for life. [Modern Man]
  • A woman who worked as a receptionist in an Australian brothel gives the inside scoop. Tiny spoiler: the girls charge an extra $200 for anal. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Updated Christmas Carols: Celeb Couple Edition

Tom & Katie Divorce!
2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing. Read More »
Kim's WTF Makeover
She calls it "Diana Ross-inspired." Really? Read More »
Coming Soon: A Chavril Duet!
Brace yourself for the greatest song in history. Read More »

Last year we rewrote some traditional Christmas carols to reflect the awkward reality of modern holiday celebrations. This year we thought we’d give some festive tunes a pop culture twist. Let’s kick things off with three songs to honor the strange twists and turns of three celebrity couples who made headlines this year. Grab some eggnog, do your vocal warm-ups, and join us in a Hollywood holiday serenade… Keep reading »

Tom Cruise Is Suing & Mitt Romney Spray Tans!

Scientology Under Fire
5 questions about Scientology that the Church does NOT want you to ask. Read More »
Romney Pick-Up Lines
Who knew Mitt knew so much about flirting? Read More »
Suri At The Zoo
Katie Holmes and her mom took Suri to the Central Park Zoo. Read More »
  • Tom Cruise is suing those tabloids who said he “abandone” daughter Suri following his divorce from Katie Holmes — for $50 million. Tommy don’t play. [Your Tango]
  • Is your man suffering from, ahem, man-opause? [Your Tango]
  • BREAKING NEWS!!! Mitt Romney SPRAYS TANS!!!! [Newser]
  • Uh oh, did Lindsay Lohan steal $15K in clothes from the set of “Scary Movie 5″? I don’t imagine that movie’s wardrobe is LiLo’s steez. [Newser]
  • Bit of a wallflower? Check out The Shy Girl’s Guide To Confidence. [College Candy] Keep reading »
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