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Suri Cruise, Age 7, Is Launching Her Own Fashion Line For Girls

Suri's Body Double
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Suri Cruise has her own body double to confuse the paparazzi. Read More »
Cinderella Suri
Suri Cruise eats snacks and tries to feed her mom Katie Holmes as well when at the garden at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC
Suri Cruise slept inside Cinderella's castle at Disney World. Read More »
Katie's A Badass
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Suri's New School
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  • Prodigal child Suri Cruise, the seven-year-old daughter of Katie Holmes and (roll eyes) Tom Cruise, is launching a children’s fashion line — “her first collection for young girls” — at a department store this fall. The line, which will be called Suri, is supposed to make up for the first six years of her life spent in some weird cult and photographed constantly as a prop to further her parents’ respective careers. OK, I just made that last part up. [Page Six]
  • Bravo is threatening to cancel “The Real Housewives Of New York City” if the ladies won’t sign their new contracts. Yeah, right, like Bravo would jeapordize that cash cow. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Dream casting the “Sweet Valley High” movie musical. Yes, movie musical! [Cosmopolitan] Keep reading »

Julianne Hough And Tom Cruise Desperately Want To Hookup

ust a few weeks after pulling the plug on her two year relationship with Ryan Seacrest, Julianne Hough has already taken aim at another hot Hollywood A-lister and it’s none other than Tom Cruise.  The young starlet considers working on the set of Rock of Ages with him to be one of the best times in her life and truly believes that they shared serious chemistry, in spite of both being attached at the time.

According to the April 15th edition of National Enquirer Julianne has been pouring over scripts lately, not looking for the next perfect role for herself, but trying to guess which project Tom will latch onto next. She also has asked her writer friend to craft the perfect project to reunite her on camera with Tom. Read more at Celeb Dirty Laundry…

The Man Who Claimed He Had A Gay Sex Tape Of Tom Cruise Is Suing Him

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Barbie Vagina
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Sex For FB Likes?
This teenage girl will have sex with a teenage boy if her gets 1 million FB likes. Read More »
  • Michael Davis Sapir, the guy who claimed he had a gay sex tape of Tom Cruise back in 2001, has filed a lawsuit alleging that Tom and his legal team tapped his phone and illegally recorded his conversations. Ruh roh. In other news, I stumbled upon this picture of Tom Cruise with a penis on his face (NSFW) and laughed for approximately 20 minutes. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • What do gay guys think about vaginas? Ask Tom Cruise or watch this video. [Socialite Life]
  • Here are some rules for a successful threesome. Rule number two is “be cool,” which I always follow, no threesome necessary. So really, these are rules for life. [Modern Man]
  • A woman who worked as a receptionist in an Australian brothel gives the inside scoop. Tiny spoiler: the girls charge an extra $200 for anal. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Updated Christmas Carols: Celeb Couple Edition

Tom & Katie Divorce!
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing. Read More »
Kim's WTF Makeover
She calls it "Diana Ross-inspired." Really? Read More »
Coming Soon: A Chavril Duet!
Brace yourself for the greatest song in history. Read More »

Last year we rewrote some traditional Christmas carols to reflect the awkward reality of modern holiday celebrations. This year we thought we’d give some festive tunes a pop culture twist. Let’s kick things off with three songs to honor the strange twists and turns of three celebrity couples who made headlines this year. Grab some eggnog, do your vocal warm-ups, and join us in a Hollywood holiday serenade… Keep reading »

Tom Cruise Is Suing & Mitt Romney Spray Tans!

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Who knew Mitt knew so much about flirting? Read More »
Suri At The Zoo
Katie Holmes and her mom took Suri to the Central Park Zoo. Read More »
  • Tom Cruise is suing those tabloids who said he “abandone” daughter Suri following his divorce from Katie Holmes — for $50 million. Tommy don’t play. [Your Tango]
  • Is your man suffering from, ahem, man-opause? [Your Tango]
  • BREAKING NEWS!!! Mitt Romney SPRAYS TANS!!!! [Newser]
  • Uh oh, did Lindsay Lohan steal $15K in clothes from the set of “Scary Movie 5″? I don’t imagine that movie’s wardrobe is LiLo’s steez. [Newser]
  • Bit of a wallflower? Check out The Shy Girl’s Guide To Confidence. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Is Scientology Keeping Tom Cruise Away From Suri Cruise?

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Suri At The Zoo
Katie Holmes and her mom took Suri to the Central Park Zoo. Read More »

Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter in over 50 days. His people say he’s filming and that he talks to her over the phone constantly. We’ve already been through this. Tom is a worker. His career means the world to him and he’s doing everything he can to get back in his game. Interesting enough, rumors have been running wild that he’s even been reconsidering his high profile role in Scientology because of all the b-tch slaps Katie Holmes gave him this year which ultimately led him to lose full custody of Suri Cruise. Scientology knows Tom has been taking a beating for it, and in an effort to keep its fallen favorite son, the religion has been p-ssing off a lot of its members by granting Tommy all kinds of perks and having contact with Suri is a major one.

“They have already bent the rules for Tom,” the former president of thecelebrity center, Nancy Many, told RadarOnline.com. “If Tom was any other Scientologist, including lesser celebrities, he would not be allowed to continue seeing and maintaining communication with Katie or Suri, because they are no longer in Scientology. So far, because of who he is, Cruise has spent time with Suri, which has already upset the parents and children of existing Scientologists who can’t talk to their loved ones. If he is supposed to be a Scientologist, why don’t the rules for every other member apply to him? When every other person that I have known of leaves Scientology, which Katie did without speaking of it directly, they are instantly shunned. By rejoining a Catholic Church right afterwards, she made a very public statement of rejection.” Read more…

Rob Thomas Did Not Have Gay Sex With Tom Cruise, Fancies Ryan Gosling Instead

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Matchbox Twenty's lyric video is actually kinda sexist. Read More »
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TomKat Divorce!
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I don’t know where the weird rumor that Rob Thomas and Tom Cruise had gay butt-sex together came from, but I do know that when people find out that I am a Matchbox Twenty fan that it’s the first thing they tell me. I’ve heard several different versions of the rumor: one is that Rob’s wife Marisol walked in on him and Tom in bed together. Another is that they had sex in a limo after some kind of awards show.

I don’t believe the rumors one bit. Although I wouldn’t care if Rob was gay, obviously, he has publicly stated in the past that he thinks Scientology is no bueno. And anyway, Tom Cruise doesn’t seem like he would be his type. Keep reading »

Tom Cruise’s Divorce And John Travolta’s Sex Scandal Inspire Celebrities To Leave Scientology

Scientology has been the buzz-word for celebrities with a penchant for insanity, for several decades, but now it seems that Hollywood is saying “sit yo’ ass down” and is ignoring Scientologists like we ignore Kim Kardashianpraise. “The Master” film by the Weinstein Company has been described as an anti-Scientology masterpiece and while most Scientologist were sending snippets of their pubic hair to the production company, celeb supporters of the religion started slamming it left and right.

Marty Rathbun, the main Scientologist whistleblower and the first horseman of the Apocalypse told The New York Post, “There have been rumours about the tactics that the church uses to stop people from leaving, and many of us got wind of how Nicole Kidman had been treated when she and Tom divorced. Recent events, such as the alleged ‘auditioning’ for a wife, have consolidated in my people’s minds that Scientology is something they don’t want anything to do with. Membership once made you interesting and unique. Now [it’s] almost an admission of naivete and gullibility.” Oh, almost like admitting that you have “The Bachelorette” viewing parties? Read more…

New Katie Holmes For Tom Cruise: Next Girlfriend Lea Seydoux?

Tom Cruise isn’t wasting any time getting back in the saddle. Even after Vanity Fair humiliated him this week with tales of Scientology wife-auditioning, Cruise is still intent on convincing the world that he’s in charge of his own love life and likes to put the P in the V. But who’s the lucky V? It’s none other than his “Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol” co-star Lea Seydoux.

You’ve probably seen the French beauty but just didn’t know it. She had a bit part in ”Inglourious Basterds” and was in my fave, “Midnight in Paris.” She’s pretty huge in France, and according to Now magazine, just ripe for Tommy to come a knockin’. “He thinks she’s amazing and he fought hard to get her cast,” said the source, “He’d like to make a movie with her in France.” Read more…

Katie Holmes Speaks Out On Her Divorce From Tom Cruise

We’ve all waited with bated breath for the last two months to hear what Katie Holmes would have to say about her split from Tom Cruise.  Until now she has kept her mouth shut just like Tom and his fellow Scientologists had hoped she would, but eventually Katie would give an interview somewhere and all of those inevitable questions would be put on the table.

It’s Fashion Week in NYC and as many know, Katie has a clothing line,Holmes & Yang, with business partner, Jeanne Yang. She sat for a lengthyinterview with Women’s Wear Daily and naturally, the asked about her split. Katie isn’t saying much at all but did offer up a little bit of her perspective. Read more…