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Lindsay Lohan Auditioned To Be Mrs. Tom Cruise, Is She Trying Again?

The Next Mrs. Cruise?
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Lindsay As Liz
Lindsay Lohan pulls off 80's-era Liz Taylor. Read More »
Auditioning Mrs. Cruise
Inside the audition process of finding a wife for Tom Cruise. Read More »

Only in a perfect world, free of war and strife, could Lindsay Lohan have married Tom Cruise. But she couldn’t keep her sh-t together so we have to content ourselves with what might have been! In the wake of Cruise’s embarrassing expose from Vanity Fair, more tantalizing news is getting uncovered regarding Scientology’s wife auditioning process. One name that’s always been whispered about was Scarlet Johansson. Sources have alleged that Tommy wanted to make it work with Scarlett but she wasn’t having it so he moved on to Katie Holmes. Only, apparently, he made a pit stop at Lindsay Lohan first!

The Huffington Post reports that a source close to Lindsay (meaning Lindsay or Dina Lohan) is saying that the Chateau Marmont-banned actress had a sit down with Tom when he was fixin’ for a wife in 2005 but she was on to his game. Read more …

Inside Scientology’s Audition Process To Find A Wife For Tom Cruise

  • I went to, like, five different magazine/book stores this weekend in search of Vanity Fair‘s October issue, after seeing that their cover story is about the audition process Scientology used to eventually find Katie Holmes for Tom Cruise. I had alwaysknown that such a process occurred  (being that I am an amateur Scientology expert), but did not know that a woman named Nazanin Boniadi (right) was selected prior to Holmes and that she actually dated Cruise for a few months before failing to pass muster. The issue isn’t on stands yet, but Vanity Fair‘s website has a preview and I’ll be writing more about it ASAP! [Vanity Fair]
  • And director Paul Haggis, a former Scientologist currently on the outs with the church, has confirmed that the Church extensively audited Boniadi as part of their audition process and that she was “told to lose her braces, her red highlights and her boyfriend.” Squee! I love this shit so much! [Us Weekly]
  • Naturally, Tom Cruise is calling the Vanity Fair story a bunch of lies. [Radar Online] Keep reading »
Scientology Under Fire
5 questions about Scientology that the Church does NOT want you to ask. Read More »
TomKat Divorce!
2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals
Everything we've written about the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes split. Read More »

Suri Cruise Is Adjusting Well To The Divorce

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise go to the garden at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC

Suri Cruise is reportedly adjusting well to the split. The 6-year-old primarily lives with Katie Holmes in New York City and is getting ready to start school in September. She recently returned from a trip to Disney World with dad Tom Cruise.

A source tells RadarOnline, “Both Katie and Tom have really gone out of their way to make sure the transition between both households is as easy and normal as possible for Suri.” Read more…

Suri Cruise Slept Inside Cinderella’s Castle

Suri's New School
Suri is headed to the Avenues World School in NYC. Read More »
Suri At The Zoo
Katie Holmes and her mom took Suri to the Central Park Zoo. Read More »
Tom & Katie Settle
"Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol" U.S. Premiere - Outside Arrivals
The pair has already reached a divorce and custody agreement! Read More »
Morning Quickies
Robert Pattinson photo
Robert Pattinson to do his first interview post-cheating scandal. Read More »
  • Suri Cruise stayed inside Cinderella’s Castle on her recent trip to Disney World with Tom Cruise. I can’t tell if this is regular Spoiled Hollywood Child parenting or Mommy And Daddy Are Getting A Divorce parenting. But who really cares? It’s awesome. [Betty Confidential]
  • Tavi Gevinson of Rookie Mag has been cast in a new Nicole Holofcener film as an only child who doesn’t get much attention from her parents. It’ll be the 16-year-old’s first acting gig. Mazel tov! [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Kanye West has supposedly written a song about Kim Kardashian called “My Perfect Bitch.” You can’t make this stuff up. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Justin Timberlake may or may not be working on a new album. [Huffington Post]
  • We know Jenna Jameson is in the tank for Romney. Here are eight other porn stars’ presidential endorsements. [The Daily Beast] Keep reading »

Suri Heading to New $40K “World” School

Suri Cruise isn’t going to be a Catholic school girl after all. She’s about to book it to a new institution of learning, the for-profit $40,000-a-year Avenues World School that overlooks the High Line park in Chelsea, just blocks from Suri and Katie Holmes’ Manhattan home. The ultra-tony 215,000-square-foot school opens this fall for the first time. It’s going to specialize in a global learning perspective and bilingual education (so 6-year-old Suri will be experiencing half-day immersion in Spanish or Mandarin). Read more…

Is This Messy-Haired Magazine Cover A Sign Of Sexier Things To Come For Katie?

Tom & Katie Divorce!
2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing. Read More »
Katie's A Bad Ass
Five reasons why Katie Holmes is our new hero. Read More »

Hey, you guys, Katie Holmes is not messing around. If this long, loose, sexy hair on the cover of C Magazine — which she was photographed and interviewed for the day before filing for divorce from Tom Cruise — doesn’t positively scream “free bitch,” I don’t know what does. I cannot wait for her style resurgence.

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