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Suri Cruise Slept Inside Cinderella’s Castle

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Suri is headed to the Avenues World School in NYC. Read More »
Suri At The Zoo
Katie Holmes and her mom took Suri to the Central Park Zoo. Read More »
Tom & Katie Settle
"Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol" U.S. Premiere - Outside Arrivals
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  • Suri Cruise stayed inside Cinderella’s Castle on her recent trip to Disney World with Tom Cruise. I can’t tell if this is regular Spoiled Hollywood Child parenting or Mommy And Daddy Are Getting A Divorce parenting. But who really cares? It’s awesome. [Betty Confidential]
  • Tavi Gevinson of Rookie Mag has been cast in a new Nicole Holofcener film as an only child who doesn’t get much attention from her parents. It’ll be the 16-year-old’s first acting gig. Mazel tov! [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Kanye West has supposedly written a song about Kim Kardashian called “My Perfect Bitch.” You can’t make this stuff up. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Justin Timberlake may or may not be working on a new album. [Huffington Post]
  • We know Jenna Jameson is in the tank for Romney. Here are eight other porn stars’ presidential endorsements. [The Daily Beast] Keep reading »

Suri Heading to New $40K “World” School

Suri Cruise isn’t going to be a Catholic school girl after all. She’s about to book it to a new institution of learning, the for-profit $40,000-a-year Avenues World School that overlooks the High Line park in Chelsea, just blocks from Suri and Katie Holmes’ Manhattan home. The ultra-tony 215,000-square-foot school opens this fall for the first time. It’s going to specialize in a global learning perspective and bilingual education (so 6-year-old Suri will be experiencing half-day immersion in Spanish or Mandarin). Read more…

Is This Messy-Haired Magazine Cover A Sign Of Sexier Things To Come For Katie?

Tom & Katie Divorce!
2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter - Arrivals
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing. Read More »
Katie's A Bad Ass
Five reasons why Katie Holmes is our new hero. Read More »

Hey, you guys, Katie Holmes is not messing around. If this long, loose, sexy hair on the cover of C Magazine — which she was photographed and interviewed for the day before filing for divorce from Tom Cruise — doesn’t positively scream “free bitch,” I don’t know what does. I cannot wait for her style resurgence.

Meet Scientologist Yolanda Pecoraro, Tom Cruise’s Next Gal Pal?

The Church of Scientology just gets creepier and creepier: Now insiders tell the National Enquirer that Scientology bigwigs will probably choose Tom Cruise’s next lady friend, Radar reports. “Tom’s next marriage will be inside the church,” says one expert. The main contender is Yolanda Pecoraro, 27, whom Radar refers to as a “Latin beauty.” A former Scientologist calls her a “Scientology princess,” noting that she was raised in the church, and rumor has it she even dated Tom back in 2004—there’s at least one photo of them together (with the Beckhams, no less), and Cruise supposedly paid for Pecoraro to attend Scientology courses at the Hollywood Celebrity Centre. Read more…

Tom’s Got Suri!

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TomKat Divorce Rumors
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Tom & Katie Settle
"Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol" U.S. Premiere - Outside Arrivals
The pair has already reached a divorce and custody agreement! Read More »

For the first time since his divorce from Katie Holmes was announced, Tom Cruise was spotted with daughter Suri in New York City today. I’m glad Suri is getting some alone time with her dad, but I just hope he remembered to leave his copy of Dianetics, the e-meter, and BFF David Miscavige at home. [Photo: Bauer-Griffin]

Katie Holmes Might Seriously Regret Changing Suri’s Last Name

So I know people don’t really do the whole “team” thing anymore (as in Team Jolie/Team Aniston), but since we haven’t really come up with a comparably catchy fan-identifying term yet: Just to be clear, I am 100% Team Holmes. Obviously. But as crazy and scary and scary and scary and scary as I find Tom Cruise to be, I’m still not sure how I feel about the latest TomKat divorce rumor. See, “sources” say that Katie Holmes is considering changing Suri’s middle name to “Cruise” and her last name to “Holmes.” Not only that — “sources” also say that Katie hates the name “Suri” and has been calling her daughter “Scout” (after the To Kill a Mockingbird character, of course).

Look, I get it. I don’t blame Holmes for wanting to wash that man right out of her hair in every way possible. But Suri is already dealing with enough change. Does she really need a new legal moniker? Read more…

7 Places Katie Holmes Can Go Now That She’s Free From Scientology

The ink wasn’t even dry on Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s divorce agreement before she’d registered with a local NYC Catholic Church as their newest parishioner. Now that she’s free of the Church of Scientology, Katie can worship where she pleases! There are other activities Katie is free to do now that Cruise, David Miscavige, the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard, and the threat of disconnection don’t have their hooks in her any longer. See a smiling Holmes enjoying herself in our newly created Katie Fancy & Freed meme in the slideshow above…

Katie's A Bad Ass
Five reasons why Katie Holmes is our new hero. Read More »
Scientology Under Fire
5 questions about Scientology that the Church does NOT want you to ask. Read More »
Tom & Katie Settle
"Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol" U.S. Premiere - Outside Arrivals
The pair has already reached a divorce and custody agreement! Read More »

Tom Cruise Can Move Inanimate Objects — With His Mind!

  • So, Tom Cruise, as you know, is a Scientologist. He is also an OT VII (OT stands for Operating Thetan and, oh for the love of Xenu, I will just explain in another post) and OT VIIs, according to Scientology, have magical powers. For example, as an OTVII, Tom Cruise is, supposedly, telekinetic. Yeah. If you see Suri floating through the sky one day, now you know how and why. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Here is an adorable photo of Violet Affleck walking her dog. But even more adorable to me is that Violet appears to wear Transitions Lenses, those prescription glasses that darken into sunglasses when you go outside. Just like Al Pacino! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Your man is awesome, but the sex sucks. What do you do? [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Hitched: On The Fairy Tale Ending That Katie Holmes Will Not Have

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What are you doing right now? Is it after noon? Actually, I don’t care if it is or not: go pour yourself a glass of something cold and boozy and join me in a toast to Katie Holmes, free woman.

I don’t much keep up with celebrity goings-on, certainly not beyond the two-month-old Us Weekly rags at the nail salon. I couldn’t pick Selena Gomez out of a line-up of young brunette actresses; I am unsure how many Kardashian family members there are. But Joey? From ”Dawson’s Creek”? We have a connection that cannot be broken; a connection forged when she sang that song from Les Mis on the show and I was all, Tell Dawson you love him, girl! Or was it Pacey? I didn’t watch very closely.

So perhaps my connection to Katie Holmes is tenuous. Fine. Still, I found myself actually excited when I heard she was divorcing Tom Cruise. And then I was even more excited when I read about how she went about it like a classy divorce-bomb-dropping spy bailing off the S.S. Fucking Weirdo — using a burner cellphone, having secret lawyers in three states on call, having her negotiation terms ready to roll. Keep reading »

5 Reasons Katie Holmes Is A Bad Ass

Scientology Under Fire
5 questions about Scientology that the Church does NOT want you to ask. Read More »
Tom & Katie Settle
"Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol" U.S. Premiere - Outside Arrivals
The pair has already reached a divorce and custody agreement! Read More »
TomKat Divorce Rumors
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I never thought I’d see the day where I’d announce on my Facebook wall (as that’s where I express my most passionate opinions): “Katie Holmes, you’re my fucking hero.” As an enthusiastic observer of all things Scientology, I pretty much assumed Katie Holmes was lost to the world, forever in the clutches of husband Tom Cruise, the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard, David Miscavige (the Church’s current leader), and the Church of Scientology itself. Oh sure, Tom and Katie would no doubt call it quits someday (I never for a second believed that union was based on love and sexual desire and real commitment), but Katie struck me as the type to go quietly, like Nicole Kidman before her. Well, Katie, I was wrong about you. You are the biggest suppressive person (SP) the Church of Scientology has ever known. You have attracted more attention to their nefarious practices than anyone before and for that, girlfriend, you are a bad ass. Here are five specific reasons why. Keep reading »

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