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Star Couplings: Tom Cruise Bringing The Crazy Back To Oprah

  • Three years after his infamous couch-jumping appearence, Tom Cruise is set to return to Oprah at the beginning of May. Set your Tivos now! In the meantime, here’s the awesomeness of last time, as Tom brings out new girlfriend Katie. [Us Weekly]
  • The National Enquirer says that Cynthia Nixon is planning to marry her girlfriend, who supported her through her battle with breast cancer. [DListed]
  • Carmen Electra is engaged to her boyfriend of less than a year. She was previously married to Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro, so you can be sure this guy wears eyeliner too. [People]
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    Suri Cruise Has The Best $100,000 Birthday Party You’ll Never Have

    Food by Wolfgang Puck: $45,000
    Fresh flowers: $17,000
    Cupcakes: $200
    Watching your two-year old rub birthday cake on her designer outfit and spit out food she finds nasty, while surrounded by thousands of butterflies? PRICELESS.
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    Star Couplings: Katie Holmes Defies Tom Cruise, Heads To New York?

  • According to Star, Katie Holmes and her husband Tom Cruise are in the middle of a trial separation, as they fight over her coming to New York to perform in a play. They’re fighting over who gets to care for Suri too. Ahh, Katie. Why do you think Nicole Kidman never seems to see her kids with Cruise? You’re kind of screwed, sweetheart. [Star]
  • Minnie Driver’s baby daddy is some commoner — uh, I mean, he’s some amazing, unknown San Francisco musician! [Perez Hilton]
  • Robert Downey Jr. talks about his relationship with ex-girlfriend Sarah Jessica Parker during which he suffered from severe drug abuse, telling Parade, “She tried to help me. She was so miffed when I didn’t get my act together.” We’re sure Matthew Broderick is psyched you couldn’t! [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Jennifer Lopez Wants Her Twins To Play In The Scientology Sandbox

  • No, J.Lo! Lopez supposedly has asked Tom Cruise to be godfather to her newborn twins, Max and Emme. Like they need another diva as a role model. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Things between Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minbillo are not as picture perfect as we seen! ZOMG! [Celebitchy]
  • Our new TV BFF, Stephanie Pratt, says that her brother Spencer and his fiancee Heidi Montag are not ready to get married. Like, duh. [Us Weekly]
  • Kelly Kapowski wants to have a baby! Er, we mean, Tiffani Thiessen is planning to procreate with her husband. [People]
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    Where Are The Wrinkles And Zits?

    Magazines tamper with photos to make women appear skinnier, more busty, and wrinkle-free. That’s a given. But in movies, you can sometimes see a little breakout or some crow’s feet on an actor’s face when there’s a closeup shot. It might be a little mean or insensitive, but I find it reassuring to know that even really attractive people get zits every now and again. Sadly, though, these minor blemishes in movies will be going the way of the double-chin in magazines. With Photoshop-like programs, post-production companies can correct or change colors, erasing frown lines, and shave off 5-o’clock shadows, and it’s happening more often now that the cost has gone down. Digital coloring specialist Stefan Sonnenfeld told NPR that he had touched up Tom Cruise’s face in Mission Impossible: III and Johnny Depp’s in Sweeney Todd, and some stars even have digital coloring written into their contracts. Perhaps this will negate the need for Botox? [NPR] Keep reading »

    Katie Holmes Does Not Want You To Forget How Much She Loves Tom Cruise

    People in love can be really annoying to people that aren’t. But then there are some people in love that are annoying to everyone in the universe, even the most Hallmark-y, optimistic, happy-go-lucky teddy bears. Like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. While we obviously admire Katie’s fashion sense since she hooked up with the Mission Impossible actor, we think she’s become one of those “smug marrieds” that give other married ladies a bad name, namely because she’s become totally incapable of taking about anything else. Somebody needs to tell her the record is skipping! In an interview with The Daily Mail, Katie answered every (admittedly lame) question with a Totally Tommy answer. Highlights, after the jump: Keep reading »

    Slideshow: Katie Holmes, Fashion Darling

    We’re not super sold on the other half of Scientology’s hottest couple, but there’s no denying that Mrs. Cruise has got some fierce fashion sense. Keep reading »

    Crave: The T-Shirt That Contradicts The Jerry Maguire Script

    Tom Cruise playing Jerry Maguire did not have us at “hello,” and neither did our last string of dates. [$50 at Rumplo] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Woody Allen Entices Scarlett and Penelope To Make Out

  • Woody Allen, you’re such an old pervert — but this time we love you for it! Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson get hot and heavy — for each other — in the director’s next film. [Page Six]
  • Jennifer Lopez’s twins are due on Valentine’s Day! All together now…. “Awwwww!” But, I wonder what our astrosexologist Kiki would say about babies born on such a romantic day? [MSNBC]
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    Katie Holmes Free-Boobs It

    Katie Holmes — wife of Tom, mother of Suri, robot for Scientology — rocked the New York City Marathon this weekend, finishing in just over 5 hours. [Note: Our very own Catherine ran the race too and actually beat Katie's time. Yay! Also, Catherine did wear a bra. Double yay!] We would applaud her amazing athleticism and silently scold our own laziness, except we’re too focused on the fact that she apparently did it without a bra. Not good for the ta-tas Mrs. Cruise! [Just Jared] Keep reading »