When I was a kid, I was a bit confused by the word “thespian.” I watched adults say it with a certain swish of the hand. Did it have something to do with drama or was it a sexual orientation? Now, I’m older and I get it. But I do think it’s interesting that the theater is known as place with a higher representation of gays—except of course in Hollywood. Where everyone is totally straight. Straight! And in happy marriages! Jumping-on-Oprah’s couch happy, OK!!! Yep, we can’t be sure of course, but some have alleged that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married to mask the fact that he prefers men or is just straight up asexual.
Ahh, the classic lavender marriage. After the jump, more suspected marriages of convenience and a history of how this type of faux relationship came to be.
“I did a little cameo once at the beginning of ‘Austin Powers 3,’ I think it was, and I got to make out with Tom Cruise. He was an amazing kisser!”
—Gwyneth Paltrow tells Rachael Ray about the best kisser she’s encountered in her years of making out with famous guys onscreen. I bet Joseph Fiennes is crying over this news. Maybe he can practice before “Shakespeare in Love 2“? [People] Keep reading »
“They live with Tom, which was their choice. I’d love [for] them to live with us, but what can you do? … They are healthy and sane and together and are great, great people. So I’m not one of those people that needs to be reminded of what I have.”
—Nicole Kidman talks about missing her adopted children Isabella, 18, and Connor, 15, who chose to live with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. She’s said they made the decision to stay in Los Angeles, but we wonder if Xenu had any influence on this. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
Seriously, what do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ have against covering this child’s bare limbs? It’s straight-up freezing in New York City right now and I don’t leave my apartment without a sweater, a heavy coat, a scarf, and ear muffs. Meanwhile, Suri looks like she’s dressed for a balmy summer day in Miami. Get this child some pants and a jacket before she catches hypothermia! Keep reading »
“Rock of Ages,” the Broadway musical that feels sort of like a karaoke night filled with ’80s rock ballads, is headed for the big screen. Some insanely huge names are attached to the fledgling movie: Tom Cruise, Gwyneth Paltrow, Alec Baldwin, and Mary J. Blige are all rumored to be in talks for roles. When I first read this news, I was concerned that they’d make Tom and Gwyneth the leads, which wouldn’t make any sense because the story is about two fresh-out-of-school kids who move to L.A. to become rock stars and end up working in a seedy bar. But, phew, they are being talked to about supporting roles.
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“When I want to feel sexy, I like to dance—even if I’m at home by myself in my knee-high socks sliding there like ‘Risky Business’ … My sisters and I, if one of us starts, we’re all there in front of the mirror, dancing and it’s just obnoxious. I feel sexy when I do that.”
—AnnaLynne McCord of “90210″ shares what makes her feel sexy. Yeah, that does sound pretty obnoxious. [People] Keep reading »