“I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy.”

—Nicole Kidman speaks to British GQ about her relationships, adding that her current marriage to Keith Urban is not mundane, saying:

“It’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You’re exposed. You could drown.”

Sounds ... stable. Of her marriage to Tom Cruise, Kidman says this:

“I want to honor that marriage for what it was, and there is nothing I would go into about that. I have never discussed the intricacies of it and I never will.”

[via Daily Mail]

On a Halloween jog in Boston, where he’s filming “Knight & Day,” Tom Cruise keeps a tight hold of wifey Katie Holmes, lest she make a real run for it. [via Daily Mail]

Oh sweet Wednesdays, alleviating the happy hangovers of last weekend and preparing us for the crazy times that will be this weekend’s Halloween candy-corn binge. Just like the neighborhood kids, your favorite celebrities are also playing make-believe—although not voluntarily—in the pages of this week’s tabloids. Once again, we’ve compiled the super true-ish stories from this week’s ‘bloids for your unembarrassed perusal. Enjoy, cause this week’s are pretty major.

Who can forget Christian Bale’s haunting portrayal of yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in “American Psycho”? I swear, after I saw that movie, I went out on a date with a hot Wall Street suit-and-tie who told me he was a Genesis fan. I bolted out of the restaurant, convinced that he was planning to dissect me and play with my blood. In a recent Blackbook interview,  “American Psycho” director Mary Harron revealed Christian’s true inspiration for the role was … none other than our favorite Scientologist, Tom Cruise. She says, “We talked about how Martian-like Patrick Bateman was, how he was looking at the world like somebody from another planet, watching what people did and trying to work out the right way to behave. And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on ‘David Letterman,’ and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy.”

Thank you, Christian. I’ve had a sneaking suspicion for a while that Tom is really an alien. Hey, you don’t get to be a higher-up in The Church of Scientology for nothing. After the jump, some more celebrities that have used other stars as inspiration for roles. [Celebitchy]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took their little tyke, Suri, out for a walk in Boston, MA yesterday, where the average temperature was 51 degrees. Katie dressed appropriately. Suri, in her short, sleeveless sundress, bare legs, and peep-toe heels, was not. Is that cup of Starbucks coffee keeping her warm?

“He usually likes everything, but sometimes I’ll walk out and he’ll say, ‘I think that dress might be wearing you. You don’t need that.’ Tom has great taste.”

—Katie Holmes on husband Tom Cruise in the November issue of Elle. Pardon me, but what straight man—besides Rachel Zoe’s husband Rodger—says “that dress might be wearing you”?

Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, and son Connor go for a jog on a lovely day in Boston. [Cambridge, MA, 10/4/09]

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly donezo. Though nothing has been officially confirmed and the couple was seen together earlier this week, it would be a slightly shocking breakup, mostly for the alleged claim that Rihanna is JT’s other woman. After three years of on-again, off-again for Jessica and Justin, all it took was some sightings with the feisty singer to launch a truckload of rumors. [Terra] Though they might not be over IRL, it reminded us of some other shocking celebrity breakups!

Last night, in his continuing quest to become the lord of primetime, Jay Leno invited Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz to be the first to participate in his new segment “10@10,” where celebrities have to answer 10 personal questions honestly. Yeah, I’m totally buying that they don’t know the questions beforehand. Anyhoo … Cameron was naturally charming and normal. Her shocking revelation? She secretly loves “The Real Housewives.” Join the club, Cam. In case you were wondering, Tom Cruise is still weird. He claims that sex with him is like flying. Is he nudging us gently toward the great truth that Scientologists have sex with aliens while flying on their spacecrafts? At least that would explain his special brand of insanity. Also, he’s also never been to a strip club. But who needs strippers when you are “flying” with hot aliens?

Connor Cruise, 14, the adopted son of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, has landed a role in a remake of the fantastically bad ‘80s flick “Red Dawn.” Since Tom’s production company is producing the movie, Connor may have had a little helping scoring the role. But who is this kid, anyway?

In an interview with People, hunky “True Blood” vampire Stephen Moyer said that he and his girlfriend/co-star, Anna Paquin, box together for fun. “I like the sport and she likes the blood,” he said. Apparently, Anna can hold her own in the ring. “She won’t stop until she’s gnawed your stumps off. I tell you, my girl is hardcore,” said Moyer. [People]

Wow, this is a little weird. We wonder if these two are confusing their real relationship with their “True Blood” romance? Either way, they are not the only couple that has strange, vaguely kinky, relationship rituals. After the jump, a few other couple with strange habits. 

• Chris Brown has accepted a plea deal, so he will have to serve 180 days in a labor domestic violence program and will have five years probation for felony assault. [Perez Hilton]
• Sienna Miller spent Father’s Day with Balthazar Getty on his yacht. [Dlisted]—No word on how his wife and children felt about that, but they were probably furious.
• Anna Faris is still engaged to Chris Pratt, despite reports that they married over the weekend in Hawaii. [OK! Magazine]—Reports? I don’t remember hearing anything about her since “The House Bunny” flopped.

For a long time, I was certain the artist formerly known as Prince (or is he Prince again? I get confused) was an alien. Turns out, he’s just a Jehovah’s Witness. After a lifetime of sexy dancing, the 50-something-year-old is in need of a double hip replacement, trading in his raspberry beret for a diamond-encrusted cane. But alas his highness has refused the surgery, citing his religious beliefs as his reason. Evidently, Jehovah’s Witnesses aren’t down with blood transfusions. [Celebitchy] — Or maybe he doesn’t want the doctors to discover his true alien identity? Hmmm.

After the jump, more celebs who have weird…er…unique views on medicine.