Posts tagged "toilet"

Little Boy Shares Adorable Inner Monologue While Pooping

Ugh! We we've all been there: eaten too much and didn't know why. Found ourselves on the porcelain throne, regretting it. This little boy is learning the hard truth that when you eat too many  apples, poutine, cheesestring, pickle chips, peanut butter and raisins, chocolate thingies, more chocolate thingies and gummies, that your poo might…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 10, 2013

Gross Things We Do In The Bathroom We’d Never Admit To Doing

Spring Cleaning Week at The Frisky has made it seem like we're all a couple of Martha Stewarts hoovering Adderall. Lies! While we're not gross-gross, I do feel it is my duty as a Frisky staffer to present an honest portrait of us: we're a little gross. Julie's desk is a wasteland of half-eaten snacks,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 12, 2013

Gross Young People Are Using Social Media On The Toilet

My best friend called me over the Thanksgiving break. "I  have to call you back. I'm about to poop," I told her. "She's going to call us back," I could hear her say to someone next to her. Probably her mother. "She needs to poop." "You didn't need to repeat that!" I shrieked. See, I…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 6, 2012

Potty Time! 18 Really Crappy Halloween Costumes

There are a lot of shitty Halloween costumes out there. Don't get pissy about it. Wear one! Click through to see the crappiest toilet-themed costumes.

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 15, 2012

Eco-Otome Is A Device That Conceals Pooping Noises

Have I mentioned that I have a mild phobia of public restrooms? I believe I have. I'm not scared of them per se, it's just that I want to be alone when I go to the bathroom. Why should I be forced to share? It's not cool. Since my single bathroom utopia is hard to…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 30, 2012

10 Terrible Toilet Tales

Madam Leong Mee Yan adds a whole new meaning the saying "s**t or get off the pot." The 58-year-old spent 902 days sitting on her toilet because she believed there was a force holding her down, which prevented her from standing up and leaving the bathroom. She also imagined stones being hurled and water being…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 23, 2012

The World’s Littlest Toilet Lover Gets A New Bowl For Christmas

Little Dustin Kruses knows a good toilet when he sees one on a Kohler Design Center Tour (sponsored by Kohler). His obsession started with port-a-potties and grew into a full-fledged "love of toilets." All the 4-year-old wanted from Santa this Christmas was a Kohler half-life duel flush. Because not only is it "great" but it…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 27, 2011

Evening Quickies: Is Madonna A Toilet Tyrant — Or Is This Story Just Crap?

In Touch claims Madonna doesn't allow her boyfriends or her kids to use her toilet, a claim her rep called "crap." No pun intended, I'm sure. [Gossip Cop] Bravo has decided "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" will debut on it's original date, September 5. The network considered pushing back the premiere after the suicide…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 31, 2011

Quick Pic: I Have To Go Oui Oui

A public restroom in Paris so pretty that maybe even the snootiest editors in town for Fashion Week might use it. [IPreferParis.net]…

By: Leonora Epstein / October 1, 2009

Scary Funny: Woman Gets Shot While Using Toilet

A shooting range, a hunting party, South Central Los Angeles: These are all places you might expect a stray bullet to graze your body. A public bathroom? Not so much. Yet, some poor 53-year-old woman managed to defy the odds and got shot in the leg while innocently relieving herself. Janifer Bliss, from Tampa, FL,…

By: Zandile Blay / July 15, 2009

That’s Crappy: Woman Gives Birth In A Port-A-Potty

Most women like to rest right after giving birth, but after popping one out on July 4th in a Port-A-Potty, Maryland mama Candy Michelle Vignari walked right out and asked a nearby construction worker for a ciggie. That’s right. She gave birth in a Port-A-Potty. Left the baby inside. And then smoked a cigarette. She…

By: Daniela Guernica / July 8, 2009

Bathroom Break

From washin’ up to makeup, every lady takes her time in the bathroom. And while we at The Frisky think Brenda Dickson’s two-hour per day regimen seems crazy, a woman in Kansas has topped the soap opera diva with two years! Although she wasn’t exactly trying to be glamorous with her sweatpants around her knee…

By: Simcha / March 12, 2008