Posts tagged "toilet paper"

Genius: Dutch Supermarket Lets Customers Test Drive Different Types Of Toilet Paper

I’m sure there are some people who have a preferred brand of toilet paper, or at least think they do, but how many of us have actually been given an opportunity to compare and contrast various TPs in one shitting sitting? That’s why I think this Dutch supermarket is on to something — the grocery store’s restroom…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 12, 2014

Charmin’s New Toilet Paper Ad Is Just A Butt Really Close Up

Charmin toilet paper ads usually include cute bears experiencing mishaps with toilet paper and eventually figuring out that Charmin is the best! This ad is a little bit different in that it is a butt. Literally, it is just a butt. A butt really close up so that the fold between pages looks like the…

By: Mary Odell / June 17, 2013

Would You Wear This Toilet Paper Wedding Dress?

Where did all the toilet paper go?

Cheap Chic Weddings announced Mimoza Haska as the winner of their ninth annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest on Thursday.

Congratulations to the southern hairdresser and stylist extraordinaire. The way you spun those 16 rolls of Charmin into a strapless, asymmetrical matrimonial gown i…

By: Alyson Penn / June 7, 2013

Wipe Your Butt Like Beyonce

As you might expect, Beyonce’s recent revealed tour rider requests are hilarious. Titanium straws? Practical! Hand-carved ice balls! Amazing. But my favorite Sasha Fierce necessity has to be red toilet paper. Why? Again, whyyyyy? And where might someone buy red TP? Oh, not to worry, I did a little research, and it turns out a company called Renova makes not only crimson red toilet…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 3, 2013

Elderly Siblings End Up In Jail After Fighting Over A Roll Of Toilet Paper

Sibling roommates, Howard Meltzer, 67, and Bernice Meltzer, 72, ended up in jail this week because of an epic battle over their last roll of Charmin toilet paper.

According to Howard, Bernice stole the only remaining toilet paper roll in their home and locked herself in the bedroom with it, leaving him without…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 19, 2013

World Toilet-Paper Folding Record Broken By High School Students!

This is no Halloween prank: Massachusetts teens have officially broken the world toilet-paper-folding record. Students from the St. Mark’s School in Southborough completed 13 folds and 8,192 layers, beating a previous high school student’s record of 12 folds in 2002. The class was guided by their mathematics teacher James Tanton, who has waited seven year…

By: Huffington Post Weird News / January 14, 2012

Personality By Toilet Paper Orientation

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they position their toilet paper. I am an “over,” which just so happens to be the preferred toilet paper orientation. “Likes to take charge, over-achiever, stays organized.” Toilet paper orientation analysis, you got me. Click here for larger image. [CNet]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 12, 2011

I Knew I Wasn’t Crazy; There Is A Preferred Toilet Paper Orientation

As we discussed a couple of weeks ago, toilet paper is amongst the top 10 argument triggers for couples. It sounds petty, but a roll of toilet paper facing the wrong direction is a personal call to arms for me. I did a little research and as it turns out, I am not just a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 31, 2011

“Extreme Couponing” Thinks It’s Genius To Hoard Toilet Paper

Remember the woman who eats toilet paper from our new favorite show “My Strange Addiction”? Well, guess what? I have totally found her new best friend! Above, meet Amanda, who appeared on a recent episode of TLC’s “Extreme Couponing.” She has an entire room in her house filled with rolls of toiler paper. But…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 5, 2011

Jane Lynch Will Crown The Charmin King Or Queen Of The Throne

All of you have no doubt dreamed of being the 2010 Charmin King or Queen of the Throne. An epic contest will be held in New York City today to determine the winner, who will walk away with a check for $50,000. To win, contestants will face off in a Toilet Tissue Trivia Contest, followed…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / December 29, 2010

Finding A Use For TP Outside Of The Bathroom

If you’re getting married and have a bit of skill when it comes to DIY style projects, then head to your closest drugstore and stock up on toilet paper. Because for the sixth year running, it’s time to get crafty with TP as part of the Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest! Forget running, nail-scratching, and…

By: Bianca Posterli / April 7, 2010

Toilet Paper Never Looked So Pretty — Or Pink!

At the end of September, 15 Canadian designers created some pretty amazing dresses out of toilet paper in honor of T.P. company Cashmere Bathroom Tissue’s limited-edition Pink Roll, which raises funds and awareness for the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation. Yep, you heard that right: limited-edition toilet paper. Get a roll before they’re gone, people! Click…

By: Catherine Strawn / October 14, 2009

Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper: Convenient, Funny, Or Risky?

Going to the bathroom during a power outage or while you’re suffering from a major hangover just got a lot easier. You no longer need light to locate the toilet paper roll. Glow in the dark toilet paper shines like a beacon of good hygiene, but one question still remains: Is it really safe to…

By: Annika Harris / August 26, 2009

Stunning Toilet Paper Wedding Dress

Thankfully, the final weeks of my engagement have been pleasantly devoid of bachelorette parties with plastic penis products or bridal showers with cheesy games, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a beautiful toilet paper wedding dress when I see one. Don’t think a toilet paper wedding dress can be beautiful? You obviously haven’t see…

By: Wendy Atterberry / July 2, 2009

Hopefully, Her Marriage Won’t End Up In The Crapper Like Her Dress

Choosing a wedding dress is something a lot of women obsess about because they want their day to be the most memorable of their whole lives, or whatever. But when someone offers to pay for the wedding and honeymoon, the dress becomes less important…for some people. Take Jennifer Cannon. She donned a dress made from…

By: Catherine Strawn / December 19, 2007