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By now everyone knows super sexpot Megan Fox has a pair of toe thumbs. But did Motorola not want their new Blur smart phone to be associated with such nubby appendages? How else to explain the thumb above — featured in the commercial which aired during the Super Bowl — which does not belong to Megan? Did you think we wouldn’t notice, Motorola? They’re the first thing we look for when we see Megan Fox in anything! (See the full ad, after the jump … ) [Daily Mail] Keep reading »
I am writing to express my condolences about your recent media onslaught. I know the world went apes**t when they discovered your dirty little secret…your toe thumbs. It must be disconcerting having your weirdo thumbs be the number one highest-ranking item on Google Trends over the weekend. Geez, peeps must have been really bored. If pictures of my alien fingers were all over the internet (my hands are really weird, too, but I digress), I might feel ashamed. Perhaps your plush lifestyle makes up for it? I still have a roommate and no cable. So thank you for reminding me that no one is perfect.
P.S. Is there such a thing as thumb surgery? You could probably afford it. Just a thought…it would give a whole new meaning to the term “hand job.” HA! Keep reading »