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Do Not Want: Toe Shoes, Literally

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Do Not Want: Keychain
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Do Not Want: Stockings
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These Vozianov shoes highlight every nook and cranny of your feet, which is why I think they’re a total waste of time. If I want somebody to see what my pinky toe looks like, I’ll just go barefoot, thank you very much.

I Love A Man Who Wears Toe Shoes

Our roommate started it.

He came home one day with a shoebox of Vibram FiveFingers toe shoes, pleased as can be. Toe shoes, to quote directly from the Vibram FiveFingers website, are “different than any other footwear on the planet. Not only do they bring you closer to your environment, FiveFingers deliver a number of positive health benefits — by leveraging all of the body’s natural biomechanics, so you can move as nature intended.”

“They’re ugly,” I told him. “They look like gorilla feet.” I snapped at him to get the dirty toe shoes off of our ottoman — they are shoes, after all. But my boyfriend just eyed the rubbery footwear enviously. Boys and their toys, I thought to myself.

It was not long before he purchased a pair of himself. Keep reading »

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