Posts tagged "toddlers"

Adorable Chubby Dancing Toddler Is Korea’s Newest K-Pop Star

Finally, some dance moves I can actually do! This Korean toddler is on track to become the country's newest K-pop star, just as soon as she gets out of diapers. [YouTube]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 28, 2014

The Kids Won’t Be All Right: Here’s A Child’s Potty Affixed With An iPad

No wonder so many gross young people are grossly using social media on the toilet without realizing it is gross: we as a society are literally training them to do so. Yes, my flabbergasted friends, this is a child's potty affixed with an iPad stand so toddlers can play Toca Kitchen Monsters while they're doing their…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 11, 2013

Worst Nightmare: Toddler Hides Eggs In His Closet; Hatches 7 Deadly Snakes

Kyle Cummings, a three-year-old boy from Queensland, Australia, was delighted to find a pile of eggs in his backyard, so he did what any toddler would do: he scooped them up and stashed them in his closet. Three days later, his mother discovered the not-so-delightful result of her son's curiosity, when seven eastern brown snakes--the…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / December 23, 2012

Daddy Has A Penis, Grandma Has A Pagina

The moment in a child's life when he or she learns about genitalia is a precious one, second only to the moment when they realize everybody poops. I know it is weird, but I can still remember when I learned that my older brother had a penis and I didn't.  This little girl Bailey just…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 8, 2012

“Project Runway”: It’s Better With Toddlers

The "Project Runway" crew is a lot less irascible when they're two feet tall and pooping in their Pull-Ups. Every episode of "Project Runway" should be done with toddlers, damn it. But I have one problem: Where's baby Nina Garcia?! Maybe she's off making bitchy comments on the potty. [Babelgum]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 13, 2010

Now 3-Year-Olds Have Better Wardrobes Than You!

And now for the latest in vomit-inducing trends: personal shoppers for toddlers. Over in the U.K., the Daily Mail reports that big-time department stores like Harrods and Harvey Nichols have come to specialize in the growing field of baby fashion, which has mothers clamoring for tiny Uggs, miniature Dior blazers, and Fendi scarves. These moms,…

By: Leonora Epstein / October 13, 2009

Made Up Song Saves Pregnant Mom’s Life

A three-year-old saved her pregnant mom's life by calling 911 and giving the dispatcher details about her house and other landmarks all because her mom had made up a song called "911 green" that the toddler learned the week before. (The title comes from the fact that to call 911 on a cell phone, you…

By: Catherine Strawn / June 25, 2008

The Good Fight

A new study from Lehigh University found that it doesn't matter how often mothers argue with their toddlers -- like so much in life, quality is more important than quantity. So, what makes a "quality" argument? Both people justifying their opinions and then reaching a compromise without anyone insisting on their particular point of view…

By: Catherine Strawn / March 26, 2008