toddlers

Toddlers Have Already Shot 23 People This Year And It’s Only May

According to a report via the Washington Post, American children aged three and under have shot at least 23 people in 2016 which is a five person increase since last year.

Megan Reynolds |

Look, A Robot Toddler Baby Learning How To Stand

It you. It us. It the future.

Megan Reynolds |

Adorable Chubby Dancing Toddler Is Korea’s Newest K-Pop Star

Finally, some dance moves I can actually do! This Korean toddler is on track to become the country’s newest K-pop star, just as soon as she gets out of diapers.

Jessica Wakeman |

The Kids Won’t Be All Right: Here’s A Child’s Potty Affixed With An iPad

No wonder so many gross young people are grossly using social media on the toilet without realizing it is gross: we as a society are literally training them to do…

Jessica Wakeman |

Worst Nightmare: Toddler Hides Eggs In His Closet; Hatches 7 Deadly Snakes

Kyle Cummings, a three-year-old boy from Queensland, Australia, was delighted to find a pile of eggs in his backyard, so he did what any toddler would do: he scooped them…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger |

Daddy Has A Penis, Grandma Has A Pagina

The moment in a child’s life when he or she learns about genitalia is a precious one, second only to the moment when they realize everybody poops. I know it…

Jessica Wakeman |

“Project Runway”: It’s Better With Toddlers

The “Project Runway” crew is a lot less irascible when they’re two feet tall and pooping in their Pull-Ups. Every episode of “Project Runway” should be done with…

Jessica Wakeman |

Now 3-Year-Olds Have Better Wardrobes Than You!

And now for the latest in vomit-inducing trends: personal shoppers for toddlers. Over in the U.K., the Daily Mail reports that big-time department stores like Harrods and Harvey Nichols have…

Leonora Epstein |

Made Up Song Saves Pregnant Mom’s Life

A three-year-old saved her pregnant mom’s life by calling 911 and giving the dispatcher details about her house and other landmarks all because her mom had made up a song…

Catherine Strawn |

The Good Fight

A new study from Lehigh University found that it doesn’t matter how often mothers argue with their toddlers — like so much in life, quality is more important than quantity.

Catherine Strawn |