Toddlers Have Already Shot 23 People This Year And It’s Only May
According to a report via the Washington Post, American children aged three and under have shot at least 23 people in 2016 which is a five person increase since last year.
Look, A Robot Toddler Baby Learning How To Stand
It you. It us. It the future.
Adorable Chubby Dancing Toddler Is Korea’s Newest K-Pop Star
Finally, some dance moves I can actually do! This Korean toddler is on track to become the country’s newest K-pop star, just as soon as she gets out of diapers.
The Kids Won’t Be All Right: Here’s A Child’s Potty Affixed With An iPad
No wonder so many gross young people are grossly using social media on the toilet without realizing it is gross: we as a society are literally training them to do…
Worst Nightmare: Toddler Hides Eggs In His Closet; Hatches 7 Deadly Snakes
Kyle Cummings, a three-year-old boy from Queensland, Australia, was delighted to find a pile of eggs in his backyard, so he did what any toddler would do: he scooped them…
Daddy Has A Penis, Grandma Has A Pagina
The moment in a child’s life when he or she learns about genitalia is a precious one, second only to the moment when they realize everybody poops. I know it…
Now 3-Year-Olds Have Better Wardrobes Than You!
And now for the latest in vomit-inducing trends: personal shoppers for toddlers. Over in the U.K., the Daily Mail reports that big-time department stores like Harrods and Harvey Nichols have…
Made Up Song Saves Pregnant Mom’s Life
A three-year-old saved her pregnant mom’s life by calling 911 and giving the dispatcher details about her house and other landmarks all because her mom had made up a song…
The Good Fight
A new study from Lehigh University found that it doesn’t matter how often mothers argue with their toddlers — like so much in life, quality is more important than quantity.