Posts tagged "toddlers and tiaras"

Is Your Toddler Wearing Enough Makeup In Photos?

Oh, hey, I didn’t think you felt uncomfortable enough this morning so I wanted to show you this:  “pageant glitz retouching” for little girls  for beauty pageants. Available on Etsy.com for only $15 a pop, your toddler can go from “before” to “after” with makeup, stray on tan, smoothed skin, highlights and teeth…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 3, 2013

“Toddlers & Tiaras” Mom Tori Hensley Developing Energy Drink For Kids

“Toddlers & Tiaras” mom Tori Hensley is developing an energy drink for kids “to help them.” Hensley gave her two-year-old daughter Alexa a mix of Mountain Dew, Sweet Tea and Pixi Stix and said she was contacted after the episode aired about spreading her Tinker Tea, as they call it, to the terrible parenting…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 14, 2013

6 Pressing Questions I Have About The Honey Boo Boos

I’ve  seen every incarnation of the “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” trailer, as I’m eagerly awaiting the forthcoming TLC show (premiering tomorrow night!), which features Alana from “Toddlers & Tiaras” and her clan. I’ve accepted her family’s nicknames (Sugar Bear’s not such a bad thing to be called), pondered the purpose of tummy jiggling (it’…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 7, 2012

Here’s What We Know So Far About “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” On TLC

The preview for TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” featuring “a dollar makes me holler” Alana and her family, is upon us. We already know the go-go juice guzzling beauty queen and her gaseous mother June from “Toddlers & Tiaras,” but we have much to learn about the rest of her Georgia clan. Here’s what…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 23, 2012

“Toddlers & Tiaras'” Honey Boo Boo Child Scores A Spinoff!

Put a flipper in her and call her a reality star, because “Toddlers & Tiaras'” Alana (aka Honey Boo Boo Child) is getting her own show. Ms. Alana’s spinoff — working title “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” — will be coming to TLC late this summer and will follow Alana in her pageant pursuits and…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 31, 2012

Eden Wood, High On Pixie Sticks, Bombs An Interview

In a recent interview with CBS Atlanta, Eden Wood either OD’d on Pixie Sticks (aka pageant crack) or she was hitting the Go-Go Juice on the sly. Her Momager claims Go-Go Juice is not an issue in their house, but I’m, not so certain. The segment to promote her new Logo reality show, “Eden’s World”…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 17, 2012

“Toddlers & Tiaras”‘s Alana Gets Remixed

It’s the simple things in life that I’m grateful for. Like when the universe conspires to produce internet video amazingness. I’m talking about “Honey Boo Boo Child” THE REMIX. Duh. Alana of “Toddlers & Tiaras” was born to be sampled and made into a club track. I can’t believe it took the internet so long…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 4, 2012

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Rush Limbaugh Vs. Alana

After Round One of March Madness, it seems that our fair friend Rush Limbaugh trounced his conservo-pal Kirk Cameron. He beat Cameron in the crazy competition by nearly 6 to 1. Rush’s anti-woman, anti-slut diatribes now go up against our favorite honey boo-boo child, Alana, the Go-Go Juice chugging beauty pageant tyke from “Toddlers and…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 26, 2012

The Real March Madness: “Toddlers & Tiaras”‘ MaKenzie Vs. Alana

In one corner, there is Alana, the breakout star of this season of “Toddlers and Tiaras.” Alana’s signature phrase is “honey boo boo child,” but she’ll also let you know that “a dollar makes me holler.” Her mom, Coupon Queen June, keep Alana perpetually doped up on a probably-illegal-in-some-states mix of Mountain Dew and Red…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 19, 2012

Ugh, “Toddlers & Tiaras”‘s Eden Wood Got Her Own TV Show

Surprise! You thought “Toddlers & Tiaras” darling Eden Wood had retired, but in fact, she was busy filming her new reality TV show for Logo. “Eden’s World” will follow Eden, her (stage) mother, her publicist and her manager on their quest to make the former beauty queen a super star. As the random dude i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 16, 2012

JonBenet Ramsey’s Father Is Not A Fan Of “Toddlers & Tiaras”

“['Toddlers & Tiaras is] very bizarre … Patsy and JonBenet didn’t approach it that way.  We … they just did it for fun … I think about these things now and it makes me cringe.  We were so naïve.  I now believe with all my heart that it’s not a good idea to put your…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 14, 2012

Teens React To “Toddlers & Tiaras” Honey Boo-Boo Child Alana

“Toddlers & Tiaras” breakout star Alana has made a lot of waves in recent weeks, with her Go-Go Juice pusher mom June, and her totally outrageous personality. So when the Fine Brothers showed a tape of Miss Alana and her mama to a group of jaded teenagers, you can imagine that they were absolutely horrified…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 20, 2012

Ron-Ron Juice Vs. Go-Go Juice

Ron-Ron Juice is the creation of “Jersey Shore” meatball Ronnie. Go-Go Juice is the invention of “Coupon Queen” June, mother of “Toddlers and Tiaras” breakout star “Honey Boo-Boo Child” Alana. Both get their users hyped up and ready for the club/pageant stage. Both cause uncontrollable freak outs and grabby hands. But while Go-Go juice relie…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 16, 2012

Honey Boo-Boo Alana And Her Mom In Matching Outfits

I’m sorry, I’m sorry for doing this to you. Because once you see something like this, you can’t unsee it. A grown ass woman wearing a child’s pageant costume is a terrible, terrible thing and I’m really, really sorry. But at the same time, I felt duty-bound to let you know that “Coupon Queen” June…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 16, 2012

“Toddlers & Tiaras”‘ Moms Vs. Media: Who’s Sexualizing These Little Girls?

“Toddlers & Tiaras” pageant mom Susanna Barrett is mad. She’s just sick and tired of the way the media sexualizes little girls, and she’s not going to take it anymore! In fact, she’s launched a $30 million lawsuit against the Huffington Post, TMZ, and The Daily Mail for “brazenly” trying to sexualize her daughter, Isabella Barrett.

Yeah, take that, wicked, over-sexed…

By: The Stir / January 27, 2012

Alana Is Back And Headed For Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers!

I simply must commend the wise minds behind “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers” for concluding that Alana, our latest muse from “Toddlers & Tiaras,” was worthy of appearing on a show with such a name. In the episode airing Feb. 2, Alana shares her love of pageants with Dr. Drew, who also gives her Go Go Juice…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 22, 2012

10 Terms That Have Very Different Definitions On “Toddlers & Tiaras”

Shannon June, mother of our newest “Toddlers & Tiaras” muse Alana, is speaking out about feeding her daughter “go-go juice” in last week’s episode. Was I the only one who snickered at the term? Last I heard, “go-go juice” was slang for, well, female juices shall we say. We know that’s not what she wa…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 13, 2012

10 Things To Know About Shangela, The Drag Queen Godfather On “Toddlers & Tiaras”

Toddlers & Tiaras” is the poster TV show for how not to parent. You know it’s true, honey boo boo child! So go figure that the little girl with the least insane pageant mom and the best head on her shoulders is the goddaughter of a drag queen. Meet Shangela, aka DJ Pierce, an actor,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 12, 2012

It’s A “Toddlers & Tiaras” Miracle: MaKenzie Is Back Tonight!

Alana? Alana who? MaKenzie is coming back to “Toddlers & Tiaras,” Honey Boo Boo Child! Yay! Her Ni-Ni is gone, but she has a new flipper, a kitten named Prince and so many fans that her name is Tweeting on Twitter. Her ego must be the size of Alana’s mother’s double chin. I look forward…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 11, 2012

Introducing Alana, Our New “Toddlers & Tiaras” Muse

Miracles happen when you mate extreme couponing with children’s beauty pageants. From the inner sanctum of a paper towel hoard in McIntyre, Georgia, emerges our latest “Toddlers & Tiaras” muse, Alana. Part drag queen, part Southern diva, this child knows what the pageants are all about — the Benjamins, Honey Boo Boo Child! She’ll holler…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 5, 2012
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