Posts tagged "toddlers and tiaras"

Is Your Toddler Wearing Enough Makeup In Photos?

Oh, hey, I didn’t think you felt uncomfortable enough this morning so I wanted to show you this:  “pageant glitz retouching” for little girls  for beauty pageants. Available on…

Jessica Wakeman | December 3, 2013 - 12:40 pm

“Toddlers & Tiaras” Mom Tori Hensley Developing Energy Drink For Kids

“Toddlers & Tiaras” mom Tori Hensley is developing an energy drink for kids “to help them.” Hensley gave her two-year-old daughter Alexa a mix of Mountain Dew, Sweet Tea…

Jessica Wakeman | June 14, 2013 - 8:00 pm

6 Pressing Questions I Have About The Honey Boo Boos

I’ve  seen every incarnation of the “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” trailer, as I’m eagerly awaiting the forthcoming TLC show (premiering tomorrow night!), which features Alana from “Toddlers & Tiaras”…

Ami Angelowicz | August 7, 2012 - 3:00 pm

Here’s What We Know So Far About “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” On TLC

The preview for TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” featuring “a dollar makes me holler” Alana and her family, is upon us. We already know the go-go juice guzzling beauty…

Ami Angelowicz | July 23, 2012 - 1:20 pm

“Toddlers & Tiaras'” Honey Boo Boo Child Scores A Spinoff!

Put a flipper in her and call her a reality star, because “Toddlers & Tiaras’” Alana (aka Honey Boo Boo Child) is getting her own show. Ms. Alana’s spinoff —…

Ami Angelowicz | May 31, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Eden Wood, High On Pixie Sticks, Bombs An Interview

In a recent interview with CBS Atlanta, Eden Wood either OD’d on Pixie Sticks (aka pageant crack) or she was hitting the Go-Go Juice on the sly. Her Momager claims…

Ami Angelowicz | April 17, 2012 - 12:20 pm

“Toddlers & Tiaras”‘s Alana Gets Remixed

It’s the simple things in life that I’m grateful for. Like when the universe conspires to produce internet video amazingness. I’m talking about “Honey Boo Boo Child” THE REMIX. Duh.

Ami Angelowicz | April 4, 2012 - 11:20 am

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Rush Limbaugh Vs. Alana

After Round One of March Madness, it seems that our fair friend Rush Limbaugh trounced his conservo-pal Kirk Cameron. He beat Cameron in the crazy competition by nearly 6 to…

Julie Gerstein | March 26, 2012 - 3:20 pm

The Real March Madness: “Toddlers & Tiaras”‘ MaKenzie Vs. Alana

In one corner, there is Alana, the breakout star of this season of “Toddlers and Tiaras.” Alana’s signature phrase is “honey boo boo child,” but she’ll also let you know…

Julie Gerstein | March 19, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Ugh, “Toddlers & Tiaras”‘s Eden Wood Got Her Own TV Show

Surprise! You thought “Toddlers & Tiaras” darling Eden Wood had retired, but in fact, she was busy filming her new reality TV show for Logo. “Eden’s World” will follow Eden,…

Ami Angelowicz | March 16, 2012 - 2:20 pm

JonBenet Ramsey’s Father Is Not A Fan Of “Toddlers & Tiaras”

“[‘Toddlers & Tiaras is] very bizarre … Patsy and JonBenet didn’t approach it that way.  We … they just did it for fun … I think about these things now…

Ami Angelowicz | March 14, 2012 - 1:20 pm

Teens React To “Toddlers & Tiaras” Honey Boo-Boo Child Alana

“Toddlers & Tiaras” breakout star Alana has made a lot of waves in recent weeks, with her Go-Go Juice pusher mom June, and her totally outrageous personality. So when the…

Julie Gerstein | February 20, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Ron-Ron Juice Vs. Go-Go Juice

Ron-Ron Juice is the creation of “Jersey Shore” meatball Ronnie. Go-Go Juice is the invention of “Coupon Queen” June, mother of “Toddlers and Tiaras” breakout star “Honey Boo-Boo Child” Alana.

Julie Gerstein | February 16, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Honey Boo-Boo Alana And Her Mom In Matching Outfits

I’m sorry, I’m sorry for doing this to you. Because once you see something like this, you can’t unsee it. A grown ass woman wearing a child’s pageant costume is…

Julie Gerstein | February 16, 2012 - 10:40 am

“Toddlers & Tiaras”‘ Moms Vs. Media: Who’s Sexualizing These Little Girls?

“Toddlers & Tiaras” pageant mom Susanna Barrett is mad. She’s just sick and tired of the way the media sexualizes little girls, and she’s not going to take it anymore! In fact, she’s…

The Stir | January 27, 2012 - 11:50 am

Alana Is Back And Headed For Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers!

I simply must commend the wise minds behind “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers” for concluding that Alana, our latest muse from “Toddlers & Tiaras,” was worthy of appearing on a show with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 22, 2012 - 3:00 pm

10 Terms That Have Very Different Definitions On “Toddlers & Tiaras”

Shannon June, mother of our newest “Toddlers & Tiaras” muse Alana, is speaking out about feeding her daughter “go-go juice” in last week’s episode. Was I the only one who…

Ami Angelowicz | January 13, 2012 - 10:00 am

10 Things To Know About Shangela, The Drag Queen Godfather On “Toddlers & Tiaras”

Toddlers & Tiaras” is the poster TV show for how not to parent. You know it’s true, honey boo boo child! So go figure that the little girl with the…

Jessica Wakeman | January 12, 2012 - 12:20 pm

It’s A “Toddlers & Tiaras” Miracle: MaKenzie Is Back Tonight!

Alana? Alana who? MaKenzie is coming back to “Toddlers & Tiaras,” Honey Boo Boo Child! Yay! Her Ni-Ni is gone, but she has a new flipper, a kitten named Prince…

Ami Angelowicz | January 11, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Introducing Alana, Our New “Toddlers & Tiaras” Muse

Miracles happen when you mate extreme couponing with children’s beauty pageants. From the inner sanctum of a paper towel hoard in McIntyre, Georgia, emerges our latest “Toddlers & Tiaras” muse,…

Ami Angelowicz | January 5, 2012 - 1:50 pm