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Is Your Toddler Wearing Enough Makeup In Photos?

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Oh, hey, I didn’t think you felt uncomfortable enough this morning so I wanted to show you this:  ”pageant glitz retouching” for little girls  for beauty pageants. Available on Etsy.com for only $15 a pop, your toddler can go from “before” to “after” with makeup, stray on tan, smoothed skin, highlights and teeth whitening. The “glitz” option morphs your four-year-old into a 17-year-old girl for that “Toddlers & Tiaras” filming. Or anywhere else frosted lipstick is “in” for kindergarteners. [Etsy.com]

“Toddlers & Tiaras” Mom Tori Hensley Developing Energy Drink For Kids

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  • “Toddlers & Tiaras” mom Tori Hensley is developing an energy drink for kids “to help them.” Hensley gave her two-year-old daughter Alexa a mix of Mountain Dew, Sweet Tea and Pixi Stix and said she was contacted after the episode aired about spreading her Tinker Tea, as they call it, to the terrible parenting masses. Alexa also drinks coffee every morning, but there was no way for her mother to cash in on that. [Radar Online]
  • When a NYC restaurant’s air conditioning didn’t work, Jon Hamm was seen jokingly blowing on his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt to cool her off. Such a gentleman! [In Touch]
  • Nineteen-year-old Patrick Schwarzenegger is dating someone named Tootsie Burns and here she is lovingly caressing his abs in St. Tropez. [US Weekly]
  • “Scandal” just added Scott Foley to the cast full-time for season three, so it looks like Jake won’t be stuck in solitary forever. [Zap2it]
  • Speaking of “Scandal,” is “Mistresses” really that different of a show? [The Root] Keep reading »

6 Pressing Questions I Have About The Honey Boo Boos

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"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" -- The Extended Trailer!

I’ve  seen every incarnation of the “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” trailer, as I’m eagerly awaiting the forthcoming TLC show (premiering tomorrow night!), which features Alana from “Toddlers & Tiaras” and her clan. I’ve accepted her family’s nicknames (Sugar Bear’s not such a bad thing to be called), pondered the purpose of tummy jiggling (it’s fun!) and tried to understand how mud pit diving works (kind of like swimming?).  But now that the extended one minute and three second trailer for the show is out, I have some serious questions about the Boo Boos (whatever the family’s real last name is, I am choosing to refer to them as the Boo Boos). Please help me understand the following: Keep reading »

Here’s What We Know So Far About “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” On TLC

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The preview for TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” featuring “a dollar makes me holler” Alana and her family, is upon us. We already know the go-go juice guzzling beauty queen and her gaseous mother June from “Toddlers & Tiaras,” but we have much to learn about the rest of her Georgia clan. Here’s what we know so far: They like to jiggle their tummies, are into competitive mud diving, may have a lice infestation, have all their teeth and have names like Sugar Bear, Pumpkin, Chubbs and Chickadee. Oh, and they are NOT rednecks. Or are they? The August 8th premiere can’t come soon enough. Check out the preview after the jump. Keep reading »

“Toddlers & Tiaras’” Honey Boo Boo Child Scores A Spinoff!

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Put a flipper in her and call her a reality star, because “Toddlers & Tiaras’” Alana (aka Honey Boo Boo Child) is getting her own show. Ms. Alana’s spinoff — working title “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” — will be coming to TLC late this summer and will follow Alana in her pageant pursuits and her day-to-day life in rural Georgia doing normal things like picking up roadkill for the family cookout. Best part: The show will also feature family members like belching mom, June Shannon, chalk-mining dad, Sugar Bear, and sisters Lauryn “Pumpkin,” Jessica “Chubbs,” and Anna “Chickadee.” OMG yessssss, please! Congrats to our little tummy-squeezing, dollar-hollering, Go-Go juice guzzling spirit animal muse ! There are various celebrations going on here in the Frisky office. I am playing with my stomach fat as we speak. But dare I say it? What about Makenzie? [Us Weekly]

“Toddlers & Tiaras”‘s Alana Gets Remixed

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It’s the simple things in life that I’m grateful for. Like when the universe conspires to produce internet video amazingness. I’m talking about “Honey Boo Boo Child” THE REMIX. Duh. Alana of “Toddlers & Tiaras” was born to be sampled and made into a club track. I can’t believe it took the internet so long to think of it. My congratulations to YouTube user djdarylraymondnyc who created the Holy Grail of remixes. There is no turning back now. Drink your Go-Go Juice, get your ass to da club and holla for that dollah. [You Tube]

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Rush Limbaugh Vs. Alana

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After Round One of March Madness, it seems that our fair friend Rush Limbaugh trounced his conservo-pal Kirk Cameron. He beat Cameron in the crazy competition by nearly 6 to 1. Rush’s anti-woman, anti-slut diatribes now go up against our favorite honey boo-boo child, Alana, the Go-Go Juice chugging beauty pageant tyke from “Toddlers and Tiaras.” Rush would no doubt be disgusted by Alana’s antics, and Alana would likely be completely immune to Rush’s taunts (whatever you say about her, she does have insanely high self-esteem). But whose existence is more mind-boggling? More utterly confusing and bewildering? Vote!

Who's The Craziest: Rush Limbaugh Or Alana From "Toddlers And Tiaras"?

  • Rush Limbaugh's slut-shaming is the ultimate in crazy talk! (74%, 467 Votes)
  • Alana and her go-go juice steamroll the competition! (26%, 165 Votes)

Total Voters: 632

The Real March Madness: “Toddlers & Tiaras”‘ MaKenzie Vs. Alana

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In one corner, there is Alana, the breakout star of this season of “Toddlers and Tiaras.” Alana’s signature phrase is “honey boo boo child,” but she’ll also let you know that “a dollar makes me holler.” Her mom, Coupon Queen June, keep Alana perpetually doped up on a probably-illegal-in-some-states mix of Mountain Dew and Red Bull she calls Go-Go Juice. And Alana will shake her belly for you if you ask. In the other corner, there is MaKenzie, who’s at the top of the child beauty pageant food chain and is obsessed with her pacifier (which she calls her Ni-Ni). Her mother feeds her Pixie Stix to keep her jazzed. Who is the crazier brat? You decide!

Who Is The Crazier Beauty Queen Brat?

  • Alana reigns supreme! (60%, 370 Votes)
  • MaKenzie, always and forever! (40%, 251 Votes)

Total Voters: 621

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