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Today In WTF: 8-Year-Old Boy Marries 61-Year-Old Woman To Make His Dead Grandfather Happy

"Princess Bride" Wedding
Hey, it's your day -- do it AS YOU WISH! Read More »
You're Not Invited
A very bad wedding trend. Read More »

Before I dive into the particulars of an 8-year-old getting wed to a 61-year-old, I ask you to consider under what circumstances a wedding of this sort might be appropriate. So far, I’ve come up with … NONE.

But according to the groom, Sanele Masilela of Tshwane, South Africa, (I can’t believe I’m using that word to describe an 8-year-old), the wedding was an order from his dead ancestors. No word on how this order was conveyed, but Masilela felt that it must be obeyed. So, he chose his bride, Helen Shabangu, an already married mother of five, 50 years his senior. Keep reading »

Woman Tries To Kill Her Husband By Poisoning Her Vagina

Snowman Sex
He tried to have sex with a snowman and got frostbite of the penis. Read More »
Oral Sex Fails
Oral Sex Fails
Yes, there are actually ways you can do it wrong. Read More »
Boob Smothering
A woman killed a man with her boobs. Read More »

You think you’ve heard of every kind of crime there is and then a woman tries to assassinate her husband with her vagina. According to the UK’s Mirror, a Brazilian woman, whose name is being withheld, is accused of putting a toxic plant substance on her hoo-ha and asking her husband to give her oral sex. According to reports, his life was spared because he noticed a “strange smell” emanating from down there and took his wife to the hospital to get to the bottom of her unusual odor. The tests, of course, revealed that her vagina was poisonous. Is it possible to poison your vagina without poisoning yourself? I’m getting hung up on that. Details and logistics aside, WTF, world? [Mirror UK]

Today In WTF: Woman Breastfeeds Her Husband’s Monkeys

Breastfeeding Man
Meet the man who is determined to breastfeed. Read More »
Professor Breastfeeds
Breastfeeding professor brings sick baby to class, heads explode. Read More »

I am happy to say that this DID NOT happen in Florida. But, it’s still WTF worthy. As is the case whenever a woman feeds a non-human animal from her teet.

Jiao Xinzhen, the 27-year-old wife of one of China’s top professional monkey trainers, regularly breastfeeds the animals. And enjoys it. Keep reading »

Today In WTF: Litter Of Rats Found In Baby Food

Toddler Condom
A toddler was exposed to gonorrhea by sucking on a condom. Read More »
Tainted Yogurt
yogurt photo
Woman claims yogurt sample "tasted like body fluids." Read More »
Squid Sperm
When your dinner tries to impregnate your mouth. Read More »

Hello. Happy Monday. I know what you need to get your week started right: some WTFness. Here ya go!

According to Swedish woman Linn Kvick, upon opening a package of Nestle fruit puree baby food for her child, she found three dead, dried out, baby rat heads inside.

“It is so disgusting, I don’t know how it could have happened,” Kvick told the local Nerikes Allehanda newspaper. Keep reading »

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