“Brothers” is the upcoming Natalie Portman-Jake-Gyllenhaal-Tobey Maguire movie about the Iraq war. Sam (Tobey) goes off to fight, leaving Grace (Natalie) and two kids at home, and he dies. Grace and the kids are heartbroken, and Tommy (Jake) steps in to help out (and, apparently, sleep with his dead brother’s wife). But wait! Sam isn’t dead! He comes back home, and things start going back to normal, but then he loses it when he finds out about Grace and Tommy! And his daughter tells him at the dinner table that Mommy would rather sleep with Uncle Tommy than him! And Sam goes apeshit! Looks like a much more intense, much less sappy version of “Pearl Harbor,” with its Ben Affleck-Josh Hartnett-Kate Beckinsdale love triangle, no?

Supposedly, Lindsay Lohan has a bun in the oven. According to a source, LiLo made a baby after her split from Sam Ronson and has no idea who the father is. [Dlisted]—This has got to be the most ridiculous rumor of the year.

Lenny Kravitz chose to bless us with a naked photo of himself courtesy of his TwitPic account. [Perez Hilton]—Wow. He has a tattoo on his butt.

Heidi Klum and Seal renewed their weddings vows in a “white trash”-themed party. [Us Magazine]—How creative! Maybe they’ll have a public housing-themed party next year.

Part of Kirsten Dunst’s 12-step sobriety program requires her to call the people she has wronged in her life and apologize. She started with Tobey Maguire, telling him she was sorry for her behavior when they filmed the Spiderman movies and when they dated in 2001. Did she call Jake too? Oh, and I spy a snaggle. [In Touch]

Robin Williams’ wife filed for divorce and he showed how he felt by wearing a t-shirt with a dagger-through-a-heart image on it. Who says message tees are out of style? [Us Weekly]

Jessica Simpson and family took a page out of the Ashton Kutcher/Pop Fiction playbook this week—mom Tina told a reporter that Jessica had remarried, while Jessica played coy about the rumor by giggling, “Well I guess if my mom said it, it must be true!” Except it’s not. [News.com.au]