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Skip Eating Out And Get A Vagina Toaster Instead

You know how some people say they’ve seen the face of Jesus in their burnt toast? Well, there’s a product that can make that happen for everyone … but instead of Jesus, it’s a vagina.

Novel toaster company Burnt Impressions is known for creating toasters that brand custom images into your bread as it toasts. So naturally, it was only a matter of time before some stoned dude (sorry, I can only assume) over at Burnt Impressions was like, “I’VE GOT IT. Let’s put genitals on our toast.” And then that happened. Keep reading »

Time-Saving Toaster To Speed Up Your Breakfast

We know it’s not healthy to grab a granola bar on the go, but who wants to whip up an omelette in the morning instead of hitting snooze one or two more times? Not us. That’s why we’re craving this multi-tasking toaster. Toast up to four pieces of bread while you poach eggs for an egg and English muffin sandwich all in about four minutes. You can even warm pre-cooked meat in this thing. Toast, boil, and warm up your breakfast while you do your makeup? Sounds like a multi-tasking plan to us.

[$56.54 Amazon.com]
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