There was only one episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” last night. I felt the second episode missing like a phantom limb. But still, it’s important to take a moment to redneckonize all the mud boggin’ fun packed into those 22 minutes. Who would have known that Christmas can happen in July? Or that Sugar Bear would be such a genius at naming smells? Or that Alana spoke Spanish? The Boo Boos continue to impress the shit out of me. The things I learned last night after the jump. Keep reading »
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Sometimes a show has a great first couple of episodes and fades away as the season continues. The opposite is true of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” It just keeps getting better. Amelia thinks Alana will grow up to be the “funniest comedian that ever lived.” I agree. And, here in the office, we’re kicking around the idea that June is a sex positive feminist and doesn’t even know it. Oh, all the things I’m learning from this show. After the jump, some more nuggets of wisdom from last night including FORKLIFT FOOT. Keep reading »
Oh, happy day. The sneak peak of this week’s episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” includes a trip to the local Piggly Wiggly for some extreme couponing, an activity which June admits is “an addiction” and “better than sex.” I really need to try this couponing business, huh?
For now, I’ll have to live vicariously through Alana, June and the girls as they stock up the “buggy” with chocolate milk and mustard. Not surprisingly, June’s “quick math” skills are on point when it comes to saving money for her family. Alana’s math is not too shabby either. It might be better than mine. And Pumpkin? Well, she falls backwards out of the shopping cart. Of course she does. They should just cancel “Extreme Couponing” because no other couponers will be able to live up to the Boo Boos. More, please! We can hardly wait for Wednesday. [People]
I want to climb into the womb of “TLC” and live there forever. The network really, really gets it. Um, did anyone see the preview for “Abby & Brittany,” the new reality show about the conjoined twins? Holy crap, TLC. I bow down. Anyhow, last night’s two-episode premiere of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was more epic than I expected. Not only were most of my pressing questions answered, but I learned things I never expected to know in this lifetime. Bless you, Boo Boos, for how you’ve enriched my life. This is definitely my new favorite show. Bottom line. Here are the six very important things you might have missed on last night’s episodes of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” Be prepared to have your mind blown. (Plus! Bonus clips of Alana on a new episode of “Toddlers and Tiaras,” which also aired last night.) Keep reading »
Oh, bless TLC’s “Strange Sex.” We’ve seen erotic breast feeding, a woman with 102ZZZ breasts, and now … orgasms with your mind. One of this week’s topic du jours was “thinking yourself off.” The episode featured Sheri and Carl, a couple who have non-genital orgasms. Yes, that means having an orgasm without any genital touching whatsoever. And this is what it looks like in case you were wondering.
Sheri, a sex educator, claims she’s had over 15,000 non-genital orgasms in her life. On a good day, she can give herself up to five orgasms with her mind. Whoa. That’s a lot of thinking. If you’re interested in learning how to get from point A to point O, you can take one of Sheri’s classes (or just watch one in action). Warning: It involves making orgasm sounds in front of strangers and other stuff. For your viewing pleasure (pun intended), I’ve included another clip, which features one of her mind orgasm classes, after the jump. You’re welcome. Keep reading »
- Yes, yes, this is something the universe needs: “High School Moms,” a TLC reality show about pregnant teens. The teens attend Florence Crittenton High School in Denver, Colorado. And this will be different from “16 & Pregnant” … how? [ONTD]
- Lady Gaga has tapped Lindsay Lohan for a music video off her upcoming album. I never thought in a million years would have thought Gaga would adopt LiLo as a pet project, but you know what? She could be a good influence. [New York Post]
- “X-Files” star Gillian Anderson and her longtime partner Mark Griffiths have broken up. She’s back on the market, ladies and gentlemen. [People]
- Remember when I said yesterday Robert Pattinson was going on “Good Morning America”? Well, it turns out he will actually make his first public appearance since the cheating scandal on “The Daily Show.” [US Weekly]
I’ve seen every incarnation of the “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” trailer, as I’m eagerly awaiting the forthcoming TLC show (premiering tomorrow night!), which features Alana from “Toddlers & Tiaras” and her clan. I’ve accepted her family’s nicknames (Sugar Bear’s not such a bad thing to be called), pondered the purpose of tummy jiggling (it’s fun!) and tried to understand how mud pit diving works (kind of like swimming?). But now that the extended one minute and three second trailer for the show is out, I have some serious questions about the Boo Boos (whatever the family’s real last name is, I am choosing to refer to them as the Boo Boos). Please help me understand the following: Keep reading »
Pregnancy. Something mothers and daughters should experience together or … not so much? We find out all the unique issues of mother/daughter co-pregnancy on TLC’s new show “My Teen Is Pregnant And So Am I” (which I’ve dubbed “Tears at the Sonogram”) that premiered last night.
Things don’t seem to be going so well for Melissa and her teenage daughter Kristen, one of the preggo mother/daughter duos featured on the episode. “Me and my mom don’t really talk about our pregnancies,” says teenage daughter Kirsten. “She’ll talk about hers, but I won’t talk about mine because I know she’s still not over the fact that I am pregnant.” Yeah, that doesn’t sound very fun. If only Bristol Palin had gotten knocked up just a little bit sooner, this could have been the premise of her reality show. And then we wouldn’t have had to sit through episodes of “Life’s A Tripp.”
The preview for TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” featuring “a dollar makes me holler” Alana and her family, is upon us. We already know the go-go juice guzzling beauty queen and her gaseous mother June from “Toddlers & Tiaras,” but we have much to learn about the rest of her Georgia clan. Here’s what we know so far: They like to jiggle their tummies, are into competitive mud diving, may have a lice infestation, have all their teeth and have names like Sugar Bear, Pumpkin, Chubbs and Chickadee. Oh, and they are NOT rednecks. Or are they? The August 8th premiere can’t come soon enough. Check out the preview after the jump. Keep reading »
“I’m one in a million. Always imitated but never duplicated.” That’s how Annie, the Guinness World Record holder for the largest natural breasts, refers to her her exceptionally curvaceous physique. I say natural because she hasn’t gone under the knife, but the size of her breasts isn’t necessarily … normal. Annie suffers from a condition known as gigantomastia, which causes the progressive growth of breast tissue. But she has no intention of getting a breast reduction. “Why fix something that’s not broken?” she asks.
I wasn’t sure that TLC’s “Strange Sex” could top itself after the erotic breastfeeding episode, but I must tip my hat. Just to give you an idea of what 102ZZZ equates to weight-wise, together, Annie’s girls weigh almost 85 pounds. This, of course, has made her famous in the adult film industry. You may know her as Norma Stitz. (Brilliant name!) She’s a fantasy model who has produced and directed over 250 videos. No hardcore. And no sex. Enjoy a full clip of Annie and her twins after the jump. [Gawker] Keep reading »