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“Extreme Cougar Wives” … TLC Is Going There

Nobody does extreme quite like TLC. They are leaving behind toilet paper eaters and polygamous couples for the moment, and delving into the world of extreme cougars and the men who love them.

In this instance, the adjective “extreme” when used in conjunction with the word “cougar” means that there is a 20-year… More »


“Long Island Medium” Channels Legendary Skater Harold Hunter

Well, this is weird: “Long Island Medium” Theresa Caputo wandered into a New York City skate shop on last night’s episode and channeled skateboarding legend — and “Kids” star — Harold Hunter. Hunter, a controversial figure in the downtown scene (who died in 2006), supposedly wanted to let the dudes in Wampum Skate Shop know… More »


Finally, An Answer About “Abby & Brittany”‘s Sex Life!

A shout out to RoyalEagle0408 who sent me this Atlantic article, The Sex Lives of Conjoined Twins, which endeavors to answer some of the questions the TLC show “Abby & Brittany” failed to touch upon. In a British documentary about conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel twins, which aired a couple of years back, there… More »


“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: All Aboard The Biscuit Express

The good news is “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” has been picked up for another season! WOOT! And the bad news is … well, you know the bad news. The season is over and now I have nothing to look forward to on Wednesday nights. I’m almost too sad to write about the “Here Comes… More »


Watch A Sneak Peek Of TLC’s Crime Documentary, “Half-Ton Killer?”

We need to talk about the upcoming TLC documentary, “Half-Ton Killer.” If you’ve seen TLC’s other “Half-Ton” docs (“Half-Ton Mom,” “Half-Ton Teen,” etc.), this is a different beast. Yes, Mayra Rosales does weigh a half-ton. Actually she weighs 1,100 pounds and is considered one of the heaviest women in the world. But this is not… More »


“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: Put Your Bingo Face On

I forbid you to talk about how next week is the finale of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” No, we are NOT going to discuss it. I am still working on my post-“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” contingency plan and until then, I am choosing to remain in denial. Let’s talk about last night’s episode,… More »


“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: Guess Whose Breath, But Not After Eating Sketti

Ami: I am already anticipating going into a deep depression when this season of “Here Comes Honey Boo” ends. I can feel it coming. And I can’t even bare to think of it. But we still have episodes to discuss and they are still mind-blowing, heart warming and disgusting all at once. I am going… More »


“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Paternity Drama Unfolds

So here’s a nice cliched situation for you on this Monday morning.  Anna Shannon, the oldest sister of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” breakout star, Alana Thompson, has a one month old named Kaitlyn and apparently paternity is an issue. Anna’s ex-boyfriend strongly believes that he’s the daddy but the hillbilly family is not only… More »


“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: Shhh! It’s A Dumpster

I have come to trust in the power of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” I know that each week, it will leave me renewed and invigorated about life, teach me things I never would have known, take me places I never would have travelled … like Shhh! It’s A Wig or the local department store. More »


“Abby & Brittany” Recap: Please Date Josiah!

I feel like an awful human being saying this, but TLC’s “Abby & Brittany” just isn’t living up to my expectations in terms of answering any of my technical questions. HOW DO THEY POOP? Don’t get me wrong, they are wonderful, inspiring human beings. I enjoyed learning how they drive, watching them ride a Segway,… More »


What’s Your “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Nickname?

Do you need another way to waste time today? I think you do. And should it involve “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?” I think it should. I still haven’t figured out the formula for how the Boo Boos come up with their nicknames, but TLC has applied the top secret algorithm to their Honey BooMore »


June’s Forklift Foot Revealed On “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

As always, the precious moments on last night’s episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” were bountiful. I was still a little distracted by the discovery that June is the same age as me. It’s going to take me a while to process that. Anyhow, the Boo Boos are showing no signs of slowing down. More »


Breaking “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” News: Baby Kaitlyn Was Born With An Extra Thumb

As we know from last week’s episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” (and the ensuing photographs floating around the interwebs), Chickadee pushed baby Kaitlin out of her biscuit. According to People, five-week-old Kaitlyn, born on July 26, has “four fingers and two thumbs on the right hand.”

In response to the rumors… More »


The 4 Most Interesting Moments From TLC’s “Abby & Brittany” Premiere

TLC is like my spirit animal cable channel, so my hopes were lofty for “Abby & Brittany,” the new show about 22-year-old identical, conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel. I saw TLC’s special about them way back when they were 16 and getting their driver’s license. Then, I saw some British special filmed when they… More »


TLC’s “Strange Sex”: Sex Furniture & Sleep Orgasms

Any new or cutting edge sexual info I get usually comes from Dan Savage’s podcast or TLC’s “Strange Sex,” so I try to keep abreast of those. Of course, I share anything stimulating that I learn with you. Sunday night’s episode of “Strange Sex” schooled me on sex furniture and sleep orgasms. And there was… More »


4 More Beautimous Nuggets From Last Night’s Episode Of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

There was only one episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” last night. I felt the second episode missing like a phantom limb. But still, it’s important to take a moment to redneckonize all the mud boggin’ fun packed into those 22 minutes. Who would have known that Christmas can happen in July? Or that… More »


9 (More) Things I Learned From “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

Sometimes a show has a great first couple of episodes and fades away as the season continues. The opposite is true of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” It just keeps getting better. Amelia thinks Alana will grow up to be the “funniest comedian that ever lived.” I agree. And, here in the office, we’re kicking… More »


The Boo Boos Go Extreme Couponing!

Oh, happy day. The sneak peak of this week’s episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” includes a trip to the local Piggly Wiggly for some extreme couponing, an activity which June admits is “an addiction” and “better than sex.” I really need to try this couponing business, huh?

For now, I’ll have… More »


6 Important Things I Learned From The Premiere Of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

I want to climb into the womb of “TLC” and live there forever. The network really, really gets it. Um, did anyone see the preview for “Abby & Brittany,” the new reality show about the conjoined twins? Holy crap, TLC. I bow down. Anyhow, last night’s two-episode premiere of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was… More »


TLC’s “Strange Sex”: Orgasming With Your Mind (NSFW)

Oh, bless TLC’s “Strange Sex.” We’ve seen erotic breast feeding, a woman with 102ZZZ breasts, and now … orgasms with your mind. One of this week’s topic du jours was “thinking yourself off.” The episode featured Sheri and Carl, a couple who have non-genital orgasms. Yes, that means having an orgasm without any genital touching… More »