Posts tagged "tlc"

“Abby & Brittany” Recap: Please Date Josiah!

I feel like an awful human being saying this, but TLC’s “Abby & Brittany” just isn’t living up to my expectations in terms of answering any of my technical questions. HOW DO THEY POOP? Don’t get me wrong, they are wonderful, inspiring human beings. I enjoyed learning how they drive, watching them ride a Segway,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 5, 2012

What’s Your “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Nickname?

Do you need another way to waste time today? I think you do. And should it involve “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?” I think it should. I still haven’t figured out the formula for how the Boo Boos come up with their nicknames, but TLC has applied the top secret algorithm to their Honey Boo

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 30, 2012

June’s Forklift Foot Revealed On “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

As always, the precious moments on last night’s episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” were bountiful. I was still a little distracted by the discovery that June is the same age as me. It’s going to take me a while to process that. Anyhow, the Boo Boos are showing no signs of slowing down.

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 30, 2012

Breaking “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” News: Baby Kaitlyn Was Born With An Extra Thumb

As we know from last week’s episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” (and the ensuing photographs floating around the interwebs), Chickadee pushed baby Kaitlin out of her biscuit. According to People, five-week-old Kaitlyn, born on July 26, has “four fingers and two thumbs on the right hand.”

In response to the rumor…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 29, 2012

The 4 Most Interesting Moments From TLC’s “Abby & Brittany” Premiere

TLC is like my spirit animal cable channel, so my hopes were lofty for “Abby & Brittany,” the new show about 22-year-old identical, conjoined twins Abby and Brittany Hensel. I saw TLC’s special about them way back when they were 16 and getting their driver’s license. Then, I saw some British special filmed when they…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 29, 2012

TLC’s “Strange Sex”: Sex Furniture & Sleep Orgasms

Any new or cutting edge sexual info I get usually comes from Dan Savage’s podcast or TLC’s “Strange Sex,” so I try to keep abreast of those. Of course, I share anything stimulating that I learn with you. Sunday night’s episode of “Strange Sex” schooled me on sex furniture and sleep orgasms. And there wa…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 28, 2012

4 More Beautimous Nuggets From Last Night’s Episode Of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

There was only one episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” last night. I felt the second episode missing like a phantom limb. But still, it’s important to take a moment to redneckonize all the mud boggin’ fun packed into those 22 minutes. Who would have known that Christmas can happen in July? Or that…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 23, 2012

9 (More) Things I Learned From “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

Sometimes a show has a great first couple of episodes and fades away as the season continues. The opposite is true of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” It just keeps getting better. Amelia thinks Alana will grow up to be the “funniest comedian that ever lived.” I agree. And, here in the office, we’re kicking…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 16, 2012

The Boo Boos Go Extreme Couponing!

Oh, happy day. The sneak peak of this week’s episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” includes a trip to the local Piggly Wiggly for some extreme couponing, an activity which June admits is “an addiction” and “better than sex.” I really need to try this couponing business, huh?

For now, I’ll have…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 13, 2012

6 Important Things I Learned From The Premiere Of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

I want to climb into the womb of “TLC” and live there forever. The network really, really gets it. Um, did anyone see the preview for “Abby & Brittany,” the new reality show about the conjoined twins? Holy crap, TLC. I bow down. Anyhow, last night’s two-episode premiere of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” wa…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 9, 2012

TLC’s “Strange Sex”: Orgasming With Your Mind (NSFW)

Oh, bless TLC’s “Strange Sex.” We’ve seen erotic breast feeding, a woman with 102ZZZ breasts, and now … orgasms with your mind. One of this week’s topic du jours was “thinking yourself off.” The episode featured Sheri and Carl, a couple who have non-genital orgasms. Yes, that means having an orgasm without any genital touching…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 8, 2012

God Help Us, “High School Moms” Is Another Reality Show About Teen Pregnancy

Yes, yes, this is something the universe needs: “High School Moms,” a TLC reality show about pregnant teens. The teens attend Florence Crittenton High School in Denver, Colorado. And this will be different from “16 & Pregnant” … how?  [ONTD]
Lady Gaga has tapped Lindsay Lohan for a music video off her upcoming…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 8, 2012

6 Pressing Questions I Have About The Honey Boo Boos

I’ve  seen every incarnation of the “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” trailer, as I’m eagerly awaiting the forthcoming TLC show (premiering tomorrow night!), which features Alana from “Toddlers & Tiaras” and her clan. I’ve accepted her family’s nicknames (Sugar Bear’s not such a bad thing to be called), pondered the purpose of tummy jiggling (it’…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 7, 2012

TLC One-Ups “16 And Pregnant” With “My Teen Is Pregnant And So Am I”

Pregnancy. Something mothers and daughters should experience together or … not so much? We find out all the unique issues of mother/daughter co-pregnancy on TLC’s new show “My Teen Is Pregnant And So Am I” (which I’ve dubbed “Tears at the Sonogram”) that premiered last night.

Things don’t seem to be going so…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 2, 2012

Here’s What We Know So Far About “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” On TLC

The preview for TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” featuring “a dollar makes me holler” Alana and her family, is upon us. We already know the go-go juice guzzling beauty queen and her gaseous mother June from “Toddlers & Tiaras,” but we have much to learn about the rest of her Georgia clan. Here’s what…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 23, 2012

Annie’s 102ZZZ Breasts Are All Natural, Baby

“I’m one in a million. Always imitated but never duplicated.” That’s how Annie, the Guinness World Record holder for the largest natural breasts, refers to her her exceptionally curvaceous physique. I say natural because she hasn’t gone under the knife, but the size of her breasts isn’t necessarily … normal. Annie suffers from a conditio…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 11, 2012

Get Ready For Erotic Breastfeeding On TLC’s “Strange Sex”

The third season of TLC’s “Strange Sex” is back this Sunday and will include a segment about a man with a breastfeeding fetish. Yep. Jeff is sexually aroused by getting his wife Michelle pregnant and drinking her breast milk. He has been “feeding” off of her for the last year-and-a-half and claims that milk straight…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 28, 2012

“Toddlers & Tiaras'” Honey Boo Boo Child Scores A Spinoff!

Put a flipper in her and call her a reality star, because “Toddlers & Tiaras'” Alana (aka Honey Boo Boo Child) is getting her own show. Ms. Alana’s spinoff — working title “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” — will be coming to TLC late this summer and will follow Alana in her pageant pursuits and…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 31, 2012

“My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding” Hits American Shores

As someone who is some small percentage Gypsy (my mother swears we’re Russian from the Caucaucus mountains), I’m more than a little bit fascinated by Gypsy culture. I’ve watched the UK version of “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding” and have been blown away by the elaborate wedding ceremonies Gypsy families participate in, passing off their…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 13, 2012

TLC To Tour — With Left Eye?

Tupac isn’t the only artist experiencing a resurrection: Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes will appear with her TLC bandmates in an upcoming reunion tour, despite the fact that she died 10 years ago, the group’s rep tells TMZ. Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins and Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas are currently planning the tour, which will take place this year in the…

By: Newser / April 26, 2012