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Just A Man And His $25,000 Mustard Collection

Rat Huffer
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Adult Baby
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Cat Licker
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So. Much. Mustard.

Will I ever tire of “My Crazy Obsession” and the special individuals they feature? Answer: NO. This week’s episode features Barry Levinson, whose obsession with mustard started 26 years ago when he was shopping at an all-night grocery store and heard “a voice” tell him to collect mustard.

“You don’t argue with voices at 2:30 in the morning,” Barry explained. Nope, I agree. Those types of voices are usually a precursor to getting committed. But Barry didn’t get committed. Rather, he committed himself to his favorite, yellow condiment. Now he has the largest mustard collection in the world. His 5,500 jars from 50 states and 80 countries is estimated to be worth about $25,000. Who knew condiments could be so lucrative! Barry must surely have enough mustard to spare a dollop or two for doing things like, say, brushing his teeth with it. WHICH HE DOES. I love me some mustard on my sandwich too, but I draw the line at putting it on my toothbrush. I guess I’ll have to watch the whole episode this Wednesday to find out what other creative uses Barry’s found for mustard. I’m scared. [TLC]

“My Strange Addiction” Face Off: Would You Rather Drink Blood Or Pee?

Rat Huffer
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Let’s play a game of “My Strange Addiction” Would You Rather.  You go first. Would you rather drink blood or drink pee? You have to pick one, “neither” is not an option.

While you think about your answer, let’s take a moment to remember Carrie from last season, the woman who had been drinking her own urine — as well as using it to bathe, moisturize, and brush her teeth — for four years because she believed it helped send her cancer into remission. So, that’s your first choice.

Now, I’ll tell you about Michelle, the blood drinker who will be appearing on the March 20th episode. Just to clarify, she does not want to categorize herself as a vampire, she is simply someone who enjoys blood quite a lot.  Keep reading »

Watch This Woman Huff A Rat

Cat Licker
She's addicted to eating cat hair. Read More »
"Strange Addiction" Bingo
Fun and games with "My Strange Addiction" and a BINGO card. Read More »
Bee Stinger
bee sting my strange addiction
She stings herself with bee venom. Read More »
Rat Huffer!
"They smell like nachos."

OK. I’m not a super judgmental person, but it’s not normal to like rats more than people. Chantale, featured on Season 2 of “My Crazy Obsession” is wild about her 19 pet rats. She “huffs” them, meaning “deeply inhales their scents. She says they smell like “nachos.” (Just vomited in my mouth.)

Chantale should be friends with that woman from “My Strange Addiction” who licks her cat. And she can date Glen the rat hoarder from “Hoarders,” now that her husband has kicked her out. She needs someone who will accept that rats come first in her life. Someone who will lick her tears with his tongue when she cries. This gives me an idea! I should start a matchmaking service where I set up people from “My Strange Addiction”/ “My Crazy Obsession”/ “Hoarders”/ “Strange Sex.” I feel like this would be really successful. The show is back on April 3rd. Rejoicing. [ONTD]

“It’s Got A Cotton Ball Taste,” Says The Woman Addicted To Eating Cat Hair

Urine Therapy
A cancer-stricken woman drinks her own pee. Watch »
"Strange Addiction" Bingo
Fun and games with "My Strange Addiction" and a BINGO card. Read More »
No Cats, Please
Ami won't date a man with a pet cat. Read More »

Yesterday, I had dim sum and was feeling adventurous so I ordered chicken feet just because I was curious. Not exaggerating, one bite and I gagged. They were so gummy and gelatinous, I wanted to die. I felt nauseous for most of the day and into this morning. Sometimes, when I am disgusted by something, I try to find something that is even more disgusting to distract me. I found something! An upcoming episode of “My Strange Addiction” will feature a woman addicted to eating cat hair. Keep reading »

TLC’s “Plastic Wives” Will Feature A Woman Who Keeps Her Labia In A Jar

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Botched Plastic Surgery
plastic surgery
These tales should scare you off going under the knife. Read More »

Oh, heeyyy. What’s that? TLC has a new amazing show coming down the pipelines? Oh, yes they do. The channel whose womb I want to crawl into, is bringing us “Plastic Wives,” a series about the wives of some of the most high profile surgeons in Beverly Hills.

“Underneath all that plastic are the wrinkles the cracks, the insecurities. We all try to cover it up, but we’re the Plastic Wives,” says cast member Dayna.  She also refers to her vagina as “two soy hot dogs with a bad carpet.” I will be using that one in the future. Why soy? I can’t take the time to ponder that because really, Dayna’s soy dogs are nothing compared to Alana’s. She keeps hers in a small plastic jar. “This is my labia, I think she looks better in a jar than hanging down there,” she says.

Done and done. I’ll be watching the premiere on January 27th. The full preview after the jump. [TLC] Keep reading »

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: A Mega Multi-Meal Thanksgiving

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This episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo” made me realize that I’ve been celebrating Thanksgiving wrong all these years. I’ve never made a Junecrow to scare the gnats away or ate Billy Bob mega multi-meal style or worn a fuzzy turkey hat or used the wishbone as a toothpick. What have I been doing with my life? Thanksgiving Boo Boo-style, after the jump. Keep reading »

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