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Tim Tebow Is Dating Camilla Belle

Tebow's Wife Hunt
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Tim Tebow wants a wife with "a servant's heart." Read More »
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We question his appearance on a lady site's list of "hot" dudes. Read More »
Camilla Belle's Looks
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  • New couple alert: football player Tim Tebow and actress Camilla Belle. She’s been in a few movies and Taylor Swift wrote that song about how Camilla supposedly stole Joe Jonas away from Tay. Something tells me she’s not going to be … devout enough?  [US Weekly]
  • Evan Rachel Wood and “Billy Elliot” actor Jamie Bell wed on Tuesday in a small ceremony. Mazel tov! [The Daily Beast]
  • People are saying Chris Brown went as a terrorist for Halloween. I’m hoping this was just some kind of “Raiders Of The Lost Ark” outfit … or something? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Tim Tebow Wants A Wife With “A Servant’s Heart”

Tim Tebow, Gross
We question his appearance on a lady site's list of "hot" dudes. Read More »
Is Tim Tebow A Virgin?
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Because if you can prove he isn't, you can make $1 million. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Chris Brown's friends and bodyguard were acting like jerks. Read More »
  • New York Jets player Tim Tebow dishes about his ideal woman in a profile for Vogue and says he wants a woman who is kind and has “a servant’s heart.” Lest you think that means Tebow wants to be waited on hand and foot, “a servant’s heart” is a term in Christianity meaning someone is faithfully devoted to Jesus. [Faith Goes Pop]
  • Kanye West allegedly told Kim Kardashian to lose some weight by doing that nasty lemon juice, cayenne pepper and maple syrup cleanse thing. But considering the source is the not-very-reliable blog MediaTakeOut, this is probably a steaming pile of bullshit. [Gurl]

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Be My Boyfriend: Tim Tebow Prank Caller Who Lives In A Pillow Fort

Be My BF: Tree Guy
A misogynist tree remover. Dreamy! Watch »
Be My BF: Toothpick Caper
He stole thousands of toothpicks! Read More »
Be My BF: Kitten Strip Club
Um, this guy tried to take a kitten to a strip club. Read More »

Dear Jason Slater,

May I start off by saying that one of the most attractive qualities a potential boyfriend can have is a sense of playfulness. And you, my friend, have that. I see absolutely nothing wrong with the fact that you are 28 years old and live in a pillow fort in your mom’s closet. Pillow forts are the most fun. And while I haven’t built one since I was nine, maybe 10, I am totally open to the idea of getting back into that. I think the authorities were wrong to arrest you for calling 9-1-1, saying you were the president of the United States and demand to speak to Tim Tebow. You don’t really think you’re the president or want to speak to Tim Tebow.  I get what you were trying to do, Jason. You were making a prank call — one of my favorite things to do too! Well, it was when I was in middle school. Remind me to tell you about the time I crank called QVC and actually got on the air. It was such a rush! Anyhow, even though it’s not the best idea to prank call 9-1-1, I like your style. I can tell you are a true kid at heart. Wanna get together and build pillow forts and make prank calls? I think that would be radical.  Check yes, no or maybe.

Peace Out Dude,

Ami Angelowicz

[943 The Point]

If You Can Prove Tim Tebow Is Not A Virgin, AshleyMadison.com Will Give You $1 Million

Tebow's Anti-Choice Ads
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Tim Tebow, Gross
We question his appearance on a lady site's list of "hot" dudes. Read More »
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Oh AshleyMadison.com, I thought that creating a dating website to promote adultery was the douchiest move any single site could make, but I stand corrected.

Today, you guys have managed to outdo yourselves by offering $1 million dollars to any woman who could prove she had sex with Tim Tebow. Really, guys? I understand that it is daring to point out the hypocrisy of others, but what happened to the good ol’ days when people’s private lives were, well, private? Who appointed you guys the moral police squad, anyways? I am pretty sure your site has perpetrated far worse crimes against morality than this dude’s virginity claim. Not to mention, how the heck would a girl be able to prove she had sex with Tim? Would a jock strap with his initials on it be adequate proof? If so, I’m coming by to collect that cash in a jiffy! Keep reading »

7 Ingredients We Would Add To The Tim Tebow Sandwich

Tebow's Anti-Choice Ads
Watch his ad for Focus on the Family. Read More »
Tim Tebow, Gross
We question his appearance on a lady site's list of "hot" dudes. Read More »
WTF Abortion Billboard
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This crazy guy humiliated his ex-girlfriend with a billboard because she had an abortion. Read More »

New York City’s famous Carnegie Deli recently unveiled the “Jet Bow” sandwich, an edible ode to new New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow. The sandwich is a massive 4-pound stack of pastrami, corned beef, roast beef, lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, and American cheese between four slices of white bread. The recipe definitely delivers the message about Tebow being an “all-American boy,” but we don’t think it gives the full picture. After all, Tebow is an evangelical, extremely conservative, pro-life, waiting-til-marriage, abstinence-only advocate. After the jump, a list of ingredients Carnegie Deli forgot…. [People Magazine] Keep reading »

Tim Tebow As “The Bachelor”? We Only Wish This Was A Joke!

Reality television is more or less synonymous with “dumb ideas.” But we may have the dumbest yet: Tim Tebow as … wait for it … “The Bachelor”! First one to shout out what’s wrong with this picture wins a prize!

Did you yell Tim Tebow’s a good Christian boy? You win a pat on your back (sorry, you’ll have to give it to yourself, I’m too busy rubbing my forehead in agony over this whole concept)! Hey … it’s better than a date with Ben Flajnik, isn’t it? Gah! Read more…

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