Latest news from Tila Tequila‘s vagina: the former star of “A Shot A Love” might be pregnant! Tila tweeted the announcement that she would carry a baby as a surrogate for her brother and his wife as a “Christmas present.” Keep reading »
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Are Tila Tequila And Casey Johnson Really Getting Hitched?
Over the years, we have brought you many an odd couple. But this is perhaps one of the strangest and has nothing to do with the fact that both parties involved score very high on the attention-seeking scale. At a party last night, Tila Tequila and Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson showed up together and said that they are engaged. Tila showed off a big ol’ blingy ring and said, “It’s 17-carat diamond ring from my baby. My baby is a billionaire! We are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.” Wait a second, wasn’t she just all googly-eyed over Ray J? And wasn’t Casey just arrested and accused by her on-again/off-again girlfriend of ransacking a friend’s apartment? Shall we place bets on whether this couple is for real? [NY Post] Keep reading »
Tila Tequila Makes Explosive Claims About Rihanna
Tila Tequila never shies away from press, even negative press. In fact, she seems to have “There’s no such thing as bad publicity” ingrained in her brain. So, of course, she jumped at the chance to go after Rihanna, who said she’d like to turn Tila off with her magic remote, if that were possible, while on the Big Boy radio show. Now, it seems Tila might have started this celebrity feud, but Rihanna’s comments weren’t so mean as to warrant Tila’s harsh allegations. Tila’s claims, after the jump… Keep reading »
Behold, The Tila Tequila Sex Tape!
Though it seem as though all of Middle America is intimately familiar with the folds of Tila Tequila‘s vagina, nay, it isn’t true! Until this Tila Tequila sex tape hit the Internet, we could only imagine how she looked while masturbating to the smooth sounds of cheesy R&B. (Though, honestly, at 27 minutes long, it’s a bit lengthy for our tastes.)
Alas, it’s a very not-safe-for-work kind of affair and there’s no way in hell our lawyers will let us link to it. So click through Gawker to watch at your own peril, okay? [Gawker]
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Quickies: Tila Tequila Possibly Melts Down & Lady Gaga’s Album Leaked
- Tila Tequila gets nakey and rants about ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman on her live Ustream page. [NY Daily News] — Let’s hope she just had too much tequila and not a full-on meltdown.
- Can you tell the difference between Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue and Danielle Steel’s No. 1 bestselling novel Rogue? Take the Daily Beast’s quiz to find out. [The Daily Beast]
- Adult film star Sasha Grey has written about Governor Mark Sanford‘s “Appalachian Adventure” on Newsweek‘s 20/10 blog. [20/10] — She should be able to tell when a guy is lying or faking.
5 Naughty Celebrity Auction Items
Tila Tequila wants to give back to the world. That’s why she is donating a plaster cast of her boobs to a charity auction. The Keep a Breast Foundation, the recipient of the proceeds of her boobies, certainly isn’t batting a nipple at her auction item. Get out your checkbooks, folks, because the likeness of Tila’s girls is already going for over $45,000 and there are still seven more days of bidding. I wonder how much they’ll go for? [New York Post]
Tila isn’t the first celeb to auction off racy items. After the jump, some more naughty celebrity auction items. Ooh la la!
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Bill Maher Can’t Handle His (Tila) Tequila
Revelation! Bill Maher is a d-bag. About 20 seconds into this clip of his “New Rule” routine, he says:
“New rule: stop acting surprised someone choked Tila Tequila! The surprise is that someone hasn’t choked this bitch sooner.
Oh no, he did not go there. Keep reading »
Did A Suggested Foursome Start Tila Tequila And Shawne Merriman’s Scuffle?
As police try to figure out what went down between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman on Sunday morning, one news station in San Diego claims to have information from an “inside source,” presumably one of the 14 people who were at Merriman’s house when the alleged assault took place. According to said source, it was the suggestion of a foursome that set off the whole chain of events. Shawne was flirting with several other girls at the party, and took two of them to his bedroom. When Tila walked in, Shawne asked her to join them. But instead of stripping down, she got pissed. She taunted that she was going to have sex with one of his friends, and then stormed towards the door—which is when Shawne supposedly tried to stop her. [10News.com]
So is this aspect of the story true? Who knows. I’m a little skeptical, since I watched both seasons of a “Shot at Love with Tila Tequila,” and saw Tila have make-out sessions with multiple people and give a lapdance to one of her beau’s grandmas. I can hardly see her being so offended by the idea of group sex. Keep reading »
Quick Pic: Tila Tequila’s Bruises Speak For Themselves
There’s a “difference of opinion” on what exactly went down between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman in that alleged incident over the weekend, but Tila’s injuries were undeniable as she left a Beverly Hills hotel today. Keep reading »
The Tila Tequila And Shawne Merriman Plot Thickens
The Tila Tequila/Shawne Merriman incident of early Sunday morning is turning into a classic case of he-said, she-said. She says that she was at NFL player Merriman’s house at 3:45 a.m., when he choked her, knocked her over, and tried to hold her down. She called the police and, when they arrived, she signed a citizen’s arrest form. Merriman was taken into custody and released on bail seven hours later. [People]
But now Merriman is saying that’s not the whole story. Keep reading »
