TMZ.com reports that Hooters in Augusta, Georgia, will hold a bikini contest with golf-themed events during Tiger Woods‘ return to golf at the Masters Tournament next week. The boobs-and-hot-wings chain will allegedly host games like a putting competition and a long-drive contest to, uh, celebrate golf alongside their, um, celebration of the female form. Klassy, Hooters, very klassy.
However! In all fairness to Hooters, whether Tiger is in town or not, doesn’t a bikini contest seem like something they’d be doing anyway? [TMZ.com] Keep reading »
It’s official. Jamie Jungers is the fairest mistress of them all. Yesterday morning, Howard Stern got together Jungers along with Loredana Jolie and Jaimee Grubs for the Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant, where the women answered questions in bikinis, naturally. (A fourth mistress was supposed to show, but backed out last minute. I’m guessing Cory Rist?) So what made Jamie shine in the competition? She’s the only girl who seemed even slightly sincere. “I loved him. … I did,” she said at one point, though she did reveal that Tiger never tipped the waitstaff when they went out together and always expected his meals gratis. “It embarrassed me,” she sighed. Right, because the part where he was married to another woman wasn’t embarrassing? Keep reading »
For the first time since Thanksgiving, Tiger Woods stepped out in public and gave what we thought was an apology speech that far out-sincered (it’s a word!) many mea culpas past. But what are the women he’s been publicly linked to up to these days? After the jump, find out which of Tiger’s alleged mistresses are totally embarrassed about having had Tiger’s paws on them, and who is benefiting from being an official scandalista. Keep reading »