Yesterday, Tiger Woods sat down for the first press conference in which reporters could actually ask him questions. Sadly, of the 48 questions pitched at Tiger, most of them were soft balls (sorry for the mixed sports metaphors), like “How did it feel to win tournaments while leading a secret life?” and “What will you do to show more respect for the game in the future?” [ESPN]
After the jump, the questions we would’ve asked Tiger had we been let into the room. Keep reading »
Believe it or not, this is not part of a Tiger Woods Trojan endorsement deal. It’s a condom statue of him that was created to promote birth control and safe sex in Thailand. [Insert your own joke here and share in the comments.] I was going to make one about there being an army of mistresses hiding inside, but let’s see what you’ve got. [CNNGo]
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TMZ.com reports that Hooters in Augusta, Georgia, will hold a bikini contest with golf-themed events during Tiger Woods‘ return to golf at the Masters Tournament next week. The boobs-and-hot-wings chain will allegedly host games like a putting competition and a long-drive contest to, uh, celebrate golf alongside their, um, celebration of the female form. Klassy, Hooters, very klassy.
However! In all fairness to Hooters, whether Tiger is in town or not, doesn’t a bikini contest seem like something they’d be doing anyway? [TMZ.com] Keep reading »
Happy Passover! Did you all see the new pictures of Jesse James posing like Hitler? So charming. Oh, and one of his buddies just came out saying he had a foursome with him and suggests that Sandy get an HIV test. Sweet! But the good news is that Jesse is checking himself into rehab for drug, alcohol, and sex addiction. How do we know? He was pulled over by highway patrol on the way there for speeding and driving without a license plate. I know the question on everyone’s mind: which cheating scumbag would you rather have in your life: Jesse James or Tiger Woods? I know for me sex addiction trumps Nazi. Not to mention that my grandparents would die if I ever brought home a dude with a swastika tat. I never thought I’d say this, but I choose Tiger. Rap sheets for each after the jump so you can make an informed decision. And remember … rules of the game … you have to choose one. Share your best of the worst choice in the comments. [New York Post] Keep reading »
Well, you thought you’d heard it all about Tiger Woods and his sordid dalliances with over a dozen mistresses — but you would be wrong. Vanity Fair managed to dig up even more dirt on the golf great for a feature in their May issue — check out three of the biggest “revelations,” after the jump … Keep reading »