Since 99.990 percent of you probably don’t watch the Golf Channel, you probably missed this slip-up from reporter Win McMurray. McMurray was reporting on the fact that Tiger Woods
withdrew from the Players Championship this weekend because of a neck injury. “He says he’s been playing with a bad neck for over a month and thinks it could be a bulging d**ks,” she said, before quickly correcting herself and saying, “disk.” A case of being tongue-tied or a Freudian slip? [Huffington Post
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These sneakers, designed by Amanda Yoakum, are further proof that the Tiger Woods cheating scandal hasn’t gone anywhere. The high-tops are decorated with an image of Woods next to his wrecked SUV, Elin Nordegren wielding a golf club, a bevy of Woods’ mistresses, as well as a spoof on the famous Nike slogan — “Just Did It.” Unfortunately, if you were hoping to rock a pair of these bad boys, you’re out of luck — they’re one-of-a-kind. Keep reading »
Man, the people who title porn films for a living have the best job ever! Porn star Joslyn James — a former mistress of Tiger Woods —has signed with Vivid Entertainment to star in an adult film, the colorfully named “The Eleventh Hole.” Ah, golf puns. Keep reading »
The video game world is about to get a whole lot raunchier. It was enough to be inundated with ‘bloid news of Tiger Woods’ army of mistresses, but a new video game will allow you to live his sexcapades, virtually. Get ready to find out what it’s like to be in Tiger’s plaid pants in a new raunchy video game called “Tiger Woods Affair Tour 2010” from the creators of “Grand Theft Auto.” Players follow Tiger on the green, in nightclubs, and on to many a hotel room bed. (I’m sure.) The point of the game? For players to get laid as often as possible and earn additional lives based on the number of orgasms they give and receive. You probably get bonus points for Ambien sex or sexting as well. Does this sound way wrong to anyone else? If I were Tiger, I’d be cruising for a lawsuit. But maybe I’m overreacting. [AOL] Keep reading »
Another day, another woman who had an affair with Jesse James. Merilee Gerth is a former West Coast Choppers employee who was getting down with the boss. “Merilee looks like all of Jesse’s other mistresses,” a source blabbed to Radar. “She’s in her mid to late thirties, has long black hair, blue eyes, pale skin and is covered in tattoos.” When the two stopped doing the horizontal polka in 2007, Jesse allegedly fired Merliee, who hired scandal-tastic lawyer Gloria Allred and sued him for sexual harassment. The case was settled out of court, for supposedly six figures.
Of course, Jesse left a trail of text messages on Merilee’s phone. Interestingly, the texts remind us a whole lot of the ones Tiger Woods sent to his assorted mistresses. After the jump, a side-by-side comparison of the philandering duo’s SMS masterpieces. Keep reading »