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Kicks Inspired By How Tiger Woods Gets His

These sneakers, designed by Amanda Yoakum, are further proof that the Tiger Woods cheating scandal hasn’t gone anywhere. The high-tops are decorated with an image of Woods next to his wrecked SUV, Elin Nordegren wielding a golf club, a bevy of Woods’ mistresses, as well as a spoof on the famous Nike slogan — “Just Did It.” Unfortunately, if you were hoping to rock a pair of these bad boys, you’re out of luck — they’re one-of-a-kind. Keep reading »

Of Course Tiger Woods’ Mistress Joslyn James Would Star In A Porn Called “The Eleventh Hole”

Man, the people who title porn films for a living have the best job ever! Porn star Joslyn James — a former mistress of Tiger Woods —has signed with Vivid Entertainment to star in an adult film, the colorfully named “The Eleventh Hole.” Ah, golf puns. Keep reading »

A Tiger Woods Sex Scandal Video Game?

The video game world is about to get a whole lot raunchier. It was enough to be inundated with ‘bloid news of Tiger Woods’ army of mistresses, but a new video game will allow you to live his sexcapades, virtually. Get ready to find out what it’s like to be in Tiger’s plaid pants in a new raunchy video game called “Tiger Woods Affair Tour 2010” from the creators of “Grand Theft Auto.” Players follow Tiger on the green, in nightclubs, and on to many a hotel room bed. (I’m sure.) The point of the game? For players to get laid as often as possible and earn additional lives based on the number of orgasms they give and receive. You probably get bonus points for Ambien sex or sexting as well. Does this sound way wrong to anyone else? If I were Tiger, I’d be cruising for a lawsuit. But maybe I’m overreacting. [AOL] Keep reading »

Who’s The Better Sexter: Jesse James Or Tiger Woods?

Another day, another woman who had an affair with Jesse James. Merilee Gerth is a former West Coast Choppers employee who was getting down with the boss. “Merilee looks like all of Jesse’s other mistresses,” a source blabbed to Radar. “She’s in her mid to late thirties, has long black hair, blue eyes, pale skin and is covered in tattoos.” When the two stopped doing the horizontal polka in 2007, Jesse allegedly fired Merliee, who hired scandal-tastic lawyer Gloria Allred and sued him for sexual harassment. The case was settled out of court, for supposedly six figures.

Of course, Jesse left a trail of text messages on Merilee’s phone. Interestingly, the texts remind us a whole lot of the ones Tiger Woods sent to his assorted mistresses. After the jump, a side-by-side comparison of the philandering duo’s SMS masterpieces. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jim Carrey Lays Blame On Elin Nordegren

  • Jim Carrey tweeted that Elin Nordegren “had 2 b a willing participant” in Tiger Woods’ rampant infidelity. Oh, realllllly? [Popwatch]
  • Jane Lynch of “Glee” has confirmed that she’s engaged to her longtime girlfriend. [Us Weekly]
  • Jude Law and Sienna Miller are engaged again, and she’s rocking the ring he gave her back in 2004. [The Daily Mail]

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Quotable: Tiger Woods Finally Admits What We Already Know

“Tiger Woods, you suck. G*d***it!”

– Tiger Woods beats himself up over a bad shot at Saturday’s Masters golf tournament, though we think the sentiment is applicable to oh-so-many screw-ups [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Tiger Beat: He Tees Off And Drama Ensues

Yesterday, Tiger Woods teed off in his first golf tournament in months, the Masters, and did pretty darn well—four under par. [Huh? -- Editor Amelia] But that’s not what you want to hear about? You want to hear about the drama. A day before the tournament began, another woman stepped forward and said that she had sex with Tiger. Raychel Coudriet is 22 now, but was a teenager when Tiger was her neighbor and allegedly seduced her and they had unprotected sex on his couch, near a crib. “I felt used and violated, like I meant nothing to him but a night of casual sex,” Coudriet allegedly told a friend. “I just wanted to dig a big hole, crawl in and die.” Keep reading »

Want To Be Famous? For Some Women, Selling Sex Is Their Golden Ticket

The current issue of New York magazine includes an expose on the real lives of women who are using sex to get paid and get famous. No, they’re not prostitutes, but if you haven’t heard their names already, that’s only because there’s so damn many of them out there these days. From Vegas “nightlife hostess” and Tiger Woods paramour Rachel Uchitel to Manhattan clubs’ so-called “bottle hookers,” it seems that if you want to get your name in the Post these days, it’s not about being a socialite, it’s sure not about having talent, and you don’t even have to have slept with an elected official. All you need to do is have sex with or use your sexuality to hustle the right guy, and not only are you a player in the “21st century courtesan economy,” thanks to the internet, everybody will know your name. Keep reading »

Tiger Woods’ Dad Rolls Over In His Grave After Appearing In New Nike Ad


Classy move, Tiger Woods, invoking your dead father in your new Nike ad. Opportunistic. Gross. Typical of you.

I’m sorry, Tiger, but are we supposed to feel bad for you because you are a cheater and a liar? Because your father died? Because you lost some endorsement deals? Ummm, we don’t. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Does Sex Rehab Work?

With the recent onslaught of celeb infidelity, we’ve seen the term “sex rehab” slinking into headlines with alarming frequency. David Duchovny kicked off the trend last year — the “X Files” star spent two months in treatment for his self-proclaimed sex addiction. Duchovny and wife Tea Leoni separated briefly but appear to be going strong months after their reconciliation.

Of course, the two gentlemen keeping sex rehab in the news right now are Tiger Woods and Jesse James; only time will tell if their efforts have paid off in the public eye (or in their blemished relationships). Because both men moved so quickly from scandal to treatment facility, we have to wonder — is checking into rehab simply a gesture of remorse, or does the program really work? Read more Keep reading »

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