On Friday, Tiger Woods announced on his website that he would be taking an indefinite break from golf so that he could focus on saving his marriage after being busted for many, many infidelities. His wife, Elin Nordegren, was photographed this weekend without her wedding ring and, supposedly, the family is fleeing to her native Sweden to get some privacy while they figure out if their union can be repaired. But one thing is clear: Tiger has officially given Elin a “free dick pass,” i.e., the right to cheat on him with whomever she’d like, at least once. Think of it as a revenge cheat without consequences. If you were her, would you take the opportunity to throw a little infidelity back in Tiger’s face? After the jump, a few women weigh in about their experiences with the “free dick pass.” Keep reading »
Tiger Woods has posted a statement on his website. You can click over to read the whole thing, but here’s a bit of it:
I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try. … After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.
While reading this week’s New York Magazine, the article “The Yadda Yadda Conundrum” stuck out at me. “Yadda, yadda, yadda” is an expression, of course, made famous in an episode of “Seinfeld”—it’s what Elaine says when glossing over a major part of a story. Here’s why the phrase is relevant today: David Letterman‘s intern-banging scandal dropped out of the news pretty quickly. Why? Because he told his whole story, or at least enough of it to satisfy us. Tiger Woods, on the other hand, gave a public apology with so many holes in it that it begged the question, “What exactly did you do?” Each missing detail just fed our need to know more, which has led to the whole uncovering of so many salacious details, it’s hard to keep track of them anymore. Keep reading »
What’s the hype? With the amount of ladies Tiger Woods is scoring, you’d think he’s got a peen made of vaginal ambrosia — or is it just the billions he’s worth that make him a delicious lay? Kiki T. delves in to work it out …
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Before we get into the latest round of salacious Tiger gossip, let’s take a moment to watch this pretty hilarious spoof of Tiger’s philandering, complete with golf commentary. Funny, no? [Oh No They Didn't]
Because Us Weekly loves you (or maybe because it hates you), this week’s issue includes a selection of the text messages sent back-and-forth between Tiger Woods and Jaimee Grubbs in the past six months. While “I will wear you out” remains the poetic apex of the interaction, there are quite a few doozies in there. After the jump, the words that take the “sexy” out of “sexting,” plus the rules they didn’t follow that you should. Keep reading »
I don’t know about you guys, but I am starting to feel serious Tiger Woods fatigue. Could there stop being a new outrageously juicy revelation every hour? I need some time to digest. Anyway, here is the latest.
Jaimee Grubbs, the reality TV wannabe who says she was sleeping with Tiger for almost three years, might have had another famous dude’s number on speed dial. George Clooney, who also has a thing for cocktail waitresses. The two met at the Stone Rose Lounge in L.A., where Jaimee works, and were often seen together. Oh, and Jamie appeared on “Extra” last night to apologize to Elin. Video above. Who knew a human being could say “like” so many times a minute? [Newser]