There are three things any person, anywhere in the world, who uses the subway is deathly afraid of happening:
The subway gets stuck underground while the mariachi band is inside your car.
A crazy guy pulls a knife on you.
Most people will be lucky enough to never experience their public…
Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!
Context, folks. It’s all about context. …
This is the first and only time I genuinely mean it when I say POOR PARIS HILTON.
Wait what?? Yay!